i finally got a neet gf (male) to keep in my room. her rules

>>35939664
every part of the female body has germs. They are the unclean sex

>>35939664
that layout has no bathroom

>>35939700
yeah but i dont want asshole marks on my chair. suggestions please, surely i cant be the only one with this problem?

>>35939722
Just let him sit on your dick instead

>>35939722
Just wipe her ass really well. Alternatively >>35939734

Have him lay down a doily or some shit.

>>35939734
i will lose circulation to my legs after a few hours

>>35939781
thats an option, i guess, although still a little unpractical but its better than the rest of the answers

>>35939912
Put a towel down on the chair before they sit on it not hard

>>35940148
wtf thanks anon i feel like a fucking idiot now WTF

Have any pics of her (male)...?

Another trap enabler thread. Why must they shit up everything?

>>35939664
Have her sit on a towel. Just have a few bigger ones for her so she doesn't use one for the entire day. Make sure they're clean too lmao

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>>35941305

>>35941331
hmm good idea i will get multiple towels

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>>35941342
>hmm good idea i will get multiple towels
Good luck with her, OP. I hope you two will be happy together.

>>35941342
Are you fucking autistic? That looks nothing like a female or trap. That's just a massive faggot, all of his features look like a man besides the fact that he's a manlet. Your "gf" is disgusting. How can you call a homosexual your gf without any hormones or long hair? you're a deluded faggot.

>>35941342
Queers should be gassed desu.
I hope you two get AIDS and die

>>35941342
you should be fucking embarrassed if you think this ugly faggot is attrractive

>>35941445
no, ur the faggot
>>35941457
faggot

>>35941342
that literally just looks like a normal man
there is nothing girl(male) about him at all
homoposters die

>>35941587
>has a boyfriend
>calls other people faggots
hahahahhahahaha
you're going to get aids from your ugly man fag slave

it's funny you think this is a girl, I think you two queers should just commit double suicide

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>>35941587
I would be enabling your bullshit if he was a gf(male) but you are just a degenerate queer.
I hope you die, seriously.

>>35941606
There is no different between the faggot OP and yourself.