>be me 14 years old >troll some dude online >tells me

>>35938866
Is this viral marketing for Final Destination 6?

just don't get in cars for a year

>>35938866
Just stay away from cars for a while, if that doesn't work wear a seatbelt every day and drive under 60 everywhere.

>>35938866
lucky motherfucker.
if it really is going to happen you have a get out of life free care right there. good luck man.

>>35938895
What if a car crashes into him

>>35938866
How were you 14, then some years later are just entering high school

I'm psychic and I'll update providence.

You'll die in a crash at 25, but will be successfully revived with severe brain damage.

>>35938920
What if the car crash triggers a bullshit rube goldberg machine and he dies from a fucking marble rolling under his feet or something.

>>35938920
then just hide in a nuclear bunker for a year

You could always kill yourself right now and prove them wrong?

>>35938866
Sounds like it could be fun. Like a game of keepaway but keeping your body off of a trucker's windshield

>>35938932
Thanks Anon, any advice on what fun stuff i should do before becoming a potato or should I just hang myself within this week?

originamo

>>35938982
you'll be much happier after the ordeal

>>35938982
end it now or wait and due in a few months

>>35939022
Dubs speak truth but if you knew me thwn you'd know I'm a miserable person who can't fathom living a life with more brain damage

Congratulations dude, 1 more year and you'll finally have made it!

>>35938962
Underrated post Iol

>>35938945
>richfag buys fancy Italian car
>wants car delivered by plane
>cargo plane carrying fancy Italian car hits freak thunderstorm
>wrenches 90 degrees
>in the fracas the car comes loose and falls out of plane
>plummets towards the ground
>caves in escape hatch of bunker
>OP is trapped within and starves to death

>>35938866
Have some bad news for you anon. As someone who's been practicing Tarot readings and Kabbalah magick for over 15 years, I can tell you with 90% certainty that you're probably going to die in a car crash sometime after your 25th birthday.

>>35939519
will i get a gf or become a trap plz tell me my future

>>35939592
actually dont ignorance is bliss

>>35939519
Hey, at least he's liberated from life. Hopefully he's practicing a religion that promises a decent afterlife.