post a cute fact about yourself robots i didn't lose my

I get extremely flustered regarding love. Love, not sex. And no im not gay, just so pure.

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I had every single tooth I've ever lost pulled out by a dentist, my teeth are all very secure

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great post qtpi

same here! i didn't lose my last baby tooth until it was pulled when i was 20 for adult braces

i count the seconds i pee

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>>35938357
Every time I walk stairs I count each one. I have been doing this since I was three, and I'm currently 25.

i'm 22 and balding severely

I tell people im 119 pounds but I'm actually 116

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I once literally shat my pants next to a cute blonde girl in middle school and walked home with diarrhea-soaked undies

I have a whole container full of dried up nail polish bottles that I sniff to feel sweet release from this pain.

I blush extremely easily. And of course, once I feel my face get really hot it just makes me more embarrassed so it gets even more red.

I'm 20

>>35938357
I have a pug/terrier mix and she's my baby and I'd do anything for her

>>35938811
ummmm deliver pics pls??

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I've fisted a horse and it was awfully warm.

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When I'm standing still for more than a second or two I do the cute anime girl thing where I lift one foot and set it on toetips

I disguise it by tapping my foot like that over and over again, but I secretly wish I could be a cute anime girl.

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I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

>>35938357
I still believe people are mostly good.

I got bored and made a little toy dog out of wire and fabric scraps today.

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>>35938357
i had to listen to my dad scream in agony as he shat his entrails out when i was 10, and every now and then i can still hear his screaming in my dreams
i know it's not cute i just wanted to get that off my chest

when people post lewd things online I get legitimately embarrassed reading them in real life, my face gets red and I get super nervous

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>>35938938
nice one, pat

>>35938938
Holy shit everyone! This guy's cRaZY!!!!1

>>35938996
>tfw back in 2005, when I was a little 13 year old browsing 4chan, anon replied to my post saying "I love you" and I jumped up out of my chair blushing and giggling

>>35938357
I have brown hair but I have a specific part of my head head that only produces blond hair

>>35938996
yeah me too
but i feel sad afterward because i know im not cute enough

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Watching war footage, particularly where you can see people actually dying, gives me a wierd sense of my. My favorite one is with the Japanese soldiers getting smoldered by a US Marine with a flamethrower.

>>35938996
hey bb. ur a super qt

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I have two toes that are connected. Pic related.

>>35938357
I am almost 30 and look still like 16 and everybody calls me cute all the time, i tell them that i don't like it but secretly i blush and get my panties in a twist.

>>35938752
>just makes me more embarrassed so it gets even more red.
REEEEEE FUCK THIS

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>>35938357
i fantasize a lot about having a cute weeb friend to spend all day with having a lot of fun watching anime and playing vidya that will actually want to spend all day doing it and be fun to do it with

I have one testicle

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Hmm.
I don't know.

I can fall asleep anywhere?

>>35938357
Cute fact? I sometimes make somewhat silent snorts when I move or do things. Can't help it (also not fat at all, it's just something with my sinus airways being designed weird). Sounds like a pug according to a friend

I don't know what defines cute though.

>>35938896
In the asshole or the vagina?

When I'm alone I like to climb stairs with my hands and feet.

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you can tell when im really sleep or tired because my eyes change a lot. baby blue eyes.

>>35939151
Post it pIs ;^)

In the fifth grade, I was one of the final two contestants in the school Spelling Bee, and the girl was really cute. I missed one word and thought I lost, so I went around and high-fived everyone around me to accept defeat. Turns out you need two mistakes for the other person to win, so I wasn't actually done. She got it right away though and I lost.

I sleep in the fetal position because I long to feel someone's embrace and I do not feel secure because of that.

>>35938996
penis

>orignalo dongalo

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When I lay down in a bed I have to push my legs like I'm kneading my mattress, similar to how cats do when they lay down.

>>35939118
Why don't you just use a knife to split them in two?

>>35939141
It fucking sucks. My face is getting warm just thinking about it

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>>35939193
My fist was covered in shit.

>>35939118
>find scissors
>cut joined part
>become normal human
>become attractive
>get gf
>get good job
>become president
>become world ruler
>become god
>destroy the universe

>>35939240
I've thought about it, my uncle had the same thing and he cut them apart when he was drunk.

>I sometimes unconsciously fold my hands in front of my stomach like a maid pose
>I try to make myself smaller whenever i'm around people
>my voice goes up in pitch sometimes for no reason

too bad i'm an ugly loser and nobody will ever love me

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>>35939258
You should have stuck it into the vagina after and give the horse two assholes.

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>>35939258
thats not cute anon thats actually p. fucking disgusting

>>35939307
I'll love you if you let me.

I can't actually blush. I get the feeling but my cheeks never get red.

>>35939307
>I sometimes unconsciously fold my hands in front of my stomach like a maid pose
do you have a reference picture of this? i'm not quite sure what you mean

I like to step in poop on purpose.

>>35938357
I didn't know what sex or masturbation was until I was 14. I heard about masturbation and thought it would be silly to just rub my dick like that

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>>35939403
i think maybe this kind of pose? not the maid anon btw.

I'm incredibly easy to embarrass

some people find this cute but I find it life-ruining

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>>35939403
>>35939606
sorta like this orignally

>>35939130
>almost 30 and look still like 16
lucky anon has best genes

>>35938357
dude i still have 1 baby tooth. i dont know why it wont fuck off

I can't say the word penis irl

It always modifies itself to be "That area"

>>35939739
how to you know if you have a baby tooth still?

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i still can't consciously curse around my parents, despite almost being 22 and them not caring if i did.

>>35939380
Holy shit what a blessing. I blush uncontrollably at even the slightest friendliness from a female and its extremely embarrassing. Fuck, just typing this out is making my face warm.

>>35938752
>once I feel my face get really hot it just makes me more embarrassed so it gets even more red.

I love teasing people when this happens and they blush even harder. It's super cute

>>35939848
yeah itd look weird if i could blush anyway im an ugly motherfucker

>>35939771
because ive always had it??...

also it's supposed to be a fang tooth, it's still just a shitty cubic tooth

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>>35938357
I've always wanted to be a housewife since I was little despite being a guy.

>>35939868
My co worker does exactly that and it infuriates me. We were talking about some shit and I said that she couldn't fire because she's just supervisor, so she leans in close to my ear and softly says "no, but I can make you blush... :^)" cue cherryface

Someone end it please

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my stepfather molested me as a child and to this day I am afraid to tell anyone

>>35940183
why not tell a bunch of anonymous strangers on the internet

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>>35940109
>reading your post
>start to blush

This needs to stop reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>35938357
I say "oh jeez" in conversation sometimes.

i like to imagine people are looking at me and i try to act nonchalant like i don't notice they're looking at me but nobody is looking at me at all

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I occasionally still hum the Tuck In Song from when I was little.

>Mom used to sing it to me
>Now I hum it to myself

>>35938357
Sometimes when I'm talking ill get really excited and start to mimic the thing with my face and hands, and as such realizing it, back it off and get all shy about the subject.

28 years old... never broken a bone in my life (i think)

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>>35938938
Oh really tell me more like perhaps your name.

When I drink something I like to run it across my cheeks inside my mouth so it makes me look like a chipmunk whenever I'm drinking

>>35940299
Lots of people your age haven't broken a bone, why do people keeping thinking not breaking a bone is particularly exceptional

I am fairly skilled with knitting beanies and scarfs

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i huff cats

I paint my nails
it's not cute but it's all I can think of

i say "oh my" or "oh gosh" and break eye contact with the person i'm talking to/thing i'm focusing on when i get flustered or embarrassed.

I cuddled with my older sister until I was 16

>>35939792
that is a good thing

i am the same

I still run up the stairs on all fours like I'm a cat.

I tell my cat that he is a cat.

I killed my cat

I buried my cat alive.

>>35938357
>When I start to get drunk I slam cups and stuff.
>But I'm short and rail thin so I guess it looks comical/cute

>When the AC is on, somtimes it makes a certain smell and I HAVE to go up and take a whiff.
>I would do this as a kid and I just never stopped and I'm posting whatever makes that smell probably causes cancer.
>You know the smell.

>I have an overbite I usually hide pretty well until I zone out on somthing
>example, when I play video games I honestly look like somone with no control of any face muscles
>just slack jawed, buck teeth out in the open,head tilted back a little
>apprantly this is cute

>when I sneeze , at first it's just a soundless sneeze, just air then I kinda yell/scream
>its compleatly natural, it's how I've always sneezed
>I once got in trouble because my teacher thought I was doing it to disrupt class
>bUT also had a guy tell me it was a really cute sneeze

>somtimes I talk to myself and tell myself jokes

>whenever I accidently fart around a guy or anyone I blame them for it
>everytime.

>>35941262
I'm positive not posting*

I'm a black belt in taekwondo and I'll kick your ass!

>despite the techniques I learned, I hate fighting and would never hurt a fly

>>35941327
If it's any consolation, TKD is actually harmless.

>>35940275
Tell it to us, Anon.

I sing in a death metal band but when I sneeze I sound like a 10 year old girl

>>35938357
The voices in my head never stop yelling and they are only getting louder with age

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I like to collect and share vanilla hentai from time to time to give anons the same warm fuzzy feeling I get when I read them.

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Hearing anything regarding sex or naughty parts makes me extremely flustered and nervous even if its in a conversation I'm not involved in. I can't say "penis" or "vagina" without furiously blushing and getting embarrassed.

I've been telling myself a story and making a giant scifi fiction up since 2008

>>35941386
well what my sabumnim taught us was more a mix of TKD, Akido, Judo, Boxing, and JiuJutsu.

so don't think you can just grab my roundhouse kick and take me to the ground. I'll fuck you up.

>>35941504
honorable
as long as you know to turn it off at the appropriate times

your mind is your greatest weapon

>>35940642
That's sweet, why'd you stop? Ask her if she wants to do it again

>>35941687
We still do it occasionally, but no specific reason we stopped.

>>35938357
i suck my thumb when i'm sleeping or when i'm trying to focus or watching a movie or browsing stuff on the web

>>35941262
>>whenever I accidently fart around a guy or anyone I blame them for it

this isnt cute
i hope u die

>>35942298
I tell them, I don't do it like quitely I just go
"Oh dude don't fart" and of course they always go "THAT WAS YOU NOT ME"
And I find that funny.
Cuz it WAS ME HAHAHHA

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>>35938357
i can't sleep without hugging my pillow

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>>35938357
I use baby toothbrush to brush my teeth.

i have to countdown before i can get out of the shower, usually from 10 or 20

>>35942353
i have this too but a bit worse
i can only fall asleep in fetal position with pillow in between legs and pillow under head
im getting back problems

>>35942331
please leave our board. women are not welcome here.

>>35942361
this sounds like it would be nice actually the "adult" ones always irritate

>>35941262
>bUT
go back to tumblr hun

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>>35942376
thats kind of what i do aswell probably comfiest position to sleep in anyway

I hate myself and need to be loved desperately so I latch on to people who give me an opportunity to love them and would literally lay my life down for someone who's been my friend for a month.

When I'm comfortable with someone I might, quite literally, meow. It's a weird habit from my younger days.

>>35942407
Actually im a phone poster and I can't figure out how to fix that, spell check does it with every word that has a UT

>>35940588
>>35942429
>>35942411
This.

>>35938752
As a teenager I grew so complexed about my mouth I forced myself not to smile. Now I can't anymore.

I cry over anything. Cried reading Stoner, cried for war and cried for Leonard Cohen.

>>35940588
when im embarrased i just stop talking and hide my face

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>>35938752
i also blush really fast and it just builds up and gets worse

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I still have sporadic bed wetting issues. I wet the bed once every few weeks
My bf thinks it's cute I guess.

>>35942671
There's nothing cute about that.

>>35942687
It was the only thing I could think of

>>35942671
My bf wets the bed somtimes and I think it's cute.

>>35942671
I was a bed wetter until I was 14. I still occasionally do when I've been drinking. I passed out on some guy's couch at a house party. I was soaked. Luckily I woke up before anyone else and turned the cushions over and got the fuck out. I didn't know the guy thankfully and haven't seen him since. I hope he doesn't know it was me... And before you bots get a boner I'm male.

>>35942729
Are you a faggot (male)?

>>35942763
>House party
I'd call you a normalfaggot but you pissed yourself when you went, so I guess you really are a robot.

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>>35942785
Yeah. And to add to my cred my brother had to almost drag me out to go. He wanted to help me get a life for a while. He's since given up and I get to watch amine as much as I want.

>>35938938
Paul Allen had it coming.

>>35942881
Have you seen his new business card?

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>>35938938
A true American psycho

>>35942834
Should have worn a diaper

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I try to act like a medieval soldier when I'm home alone due to reading a lot about the medieval era as a kid I try to imitate this poor peasants

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>>35942986
Yes I should have. Was a lot of fun having sleep overs when I was 11 and had to try and hide the crinkling sounds of my pullups after playing Halo all night.

>>35938722
That's a cute fact

>>35938938
wOw WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>>35938357
I still have a baby tooth (right molar) at age 24. There is nothing growing under it.

I try and avoid talking in large groups, I was trying to state my case in a mock trial for college class once and the second I got objected by the other team I started barely coughing up my argument. I had to stop short because I couldn't breathe and I was shaking. It's what I get for not having any social experience.

Well, numerous people have said that I'm good looking. However, I am completely oblivious to the advances of women. I really only pick up on these advances and am overall better in terms of sociability after taking a moderate dose of MDMA (.01g). Even then, once I am high I begin to spout conversations as if I was an aristocrat at a prominent figure's fundraiser.

To best sum myself up, I am a good-looking, oblivious drug user.

>>35943215
Oh shit nigga. I still got my baby tooth on my right canine. Same age as you, too.

Gonna have to shell out a couple grand to get an implant eventually.

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>>35938357
I'm straight but look like an adorable emo twink.

generally speaking it's very easy to make friends, but I'm insecure about my lack of masculinity and cope by being a condescending asshole, which almost always leads to people getting sick of my shit and leaving.

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>>35938357
I'm not larping but i'm still khv at 24.

I never curse. I've always just said "gosh" and "heck".

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>>35938357
there's nothing cute about me, im lazy, inconsiderate and a worthless wage slave that will be forgotten by the sands of time.
One day this site wont even exist and none of your cutesy robot traits will matter.
See you all in hell faggots

>>35942444
>those trips
Rawr xD

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>>35938752
Came here to post this. My ears go bright red as well.

Sometimes I forget how cold the snow is.
shut up, people say it's childish, therefore it's cute

>>35941462
Ugh Ubuntu no less

>>35943989
Just bulk up nigger

>>35942376
>>35942411
>back problems due to habits developed from lack of emotional support
It's literally crippling loneliness

>>35938357
I'm not really sure I ever lost more then like 10 teeth max.
Is this why I have the tism doc?

oh yeah im still scared by thunder too
or loud noise i dont expect

>>35938752
So kawaii~
Sometimes I think I blush easily, but people say I don't T_T But I feel that my face becomes hot as well.

>>35944102
Only /nofap/ keeps me motivated for more than a couple days, it's also extremely difficult for me to take in all the necessary macros each day.

Whenever it snows I still go outside and make an igloo out of snow bricks

I'm still terrified of sleeping in the dark ;_;

>>35944094
Anon are you gay?
You remind me of my boyfriend and he's super gay.

I make weird moans whenever I masturbate & a girl I did things with kept begging to hear them and saying they were cute

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>>35938357
i don't like seeing movie characters die no matter who they are or what they have done
watching life disappear in front of my eyes is just too much
i pray every evening for everyone's souls ;__;

>>35944177
I have done this to any guy willing to moan.
Guy moans are rare and each one is fucking cute and guys should moan MORE AND LPUDER

>>35938357
I still love that dumb bird emo birch......
She's going to love me less than twice the same and it's going to break my heart and ruin me emotionally......

>>35944192
When I see somone die in a movie,no matter how minor they were, I wonder if they had a family or not.
Like the guys that just get blasted by mines in war movies.
That's allot of husband's just boom gone

I draw a heart around a girl I like's name in my notebook when I'm bored in class.

Not sure if cute or not, but someone once told me it's sweet because I'm never really emotional.

>>35944177
yeah i cant moan at all

I still jerk off thinking about girls that talked to and met in high school and jr high......
Not because we love each other or are less than a third degree soulmate but because it mends the universe and the separation nerween people and things and ideas and places and knowledge......

>>35940183
happened to me once too. he said he was checking my butt for worms

>>35940543
can i have one?

i got one from this girl i liked. made me feel loved. maybe i can feel the same if some internet person give me one

I want to die every second I'm awake :3

when i was younger i used to think that bukkake was a kind of cake that you could bake

innocence at its finest

i can make friends with just about anyone, unless there sexually attractive to me. for some fucking reason anytime i think there hot i just turn weird.

even if i don't want to fuck them (they have a SO or don't actually like them) it just turns weird

>>35944461
>there
Stoooop this

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>I'm 20 but I've been told I look like I'm in my mid-late 20's
>None of my wisdom teeth will ever come out because they're all fused to bone in one form or another
>I've never broken a single bone
>I lost my last baby tooth twice, because I snapped it in half while eating chocolate
>I have a southern accent that people seem to love, but I hate

Not all of these are "cute" necessarily, but they're facts nonetheless.

>>35944167
Nope, I'm not. I hope it's not a particularly gay thing.

>>35938938
LLAAWWLL

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I still sleep with a blanket and teddy.

I'm 21

i would try being gay just to have someone that loved me

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I blush extremely easy.
I try to hide my face with my sleeves or collar whenever i'm embarrased.
I always have to go to my window every night before going to bed to wish the moon and stars good night(it was something i did as a kid and it stayed with me)
I can't help but bop my head when'i'm listening to music i like, so it looks awkward when i have earbuds on
I sometimes squeel like a little girl when i'm overly happy
I get really sad when people are angry at me or insult me, even online.
I always go to feed the ducks that live in the park next to wear i live and i always try and share the food equally amongst all of them.
I guess my attitude is pretty cute bute i'm still afraid people think i'm too childish and girly :/.

>>35944547
wanna go out dude

>>35944538
i do this too, not the blanket, but i keep teddy bears around me. i'm afraid of the dark still

>>35944580
ya. who would be the woman? is it cool if its just two dude, like no woman part?

>>35944627
ah well i have boobs but i have a dick too so id probably be the woman
unless you wanna try

>>35944538
Sleep with me instead
or we can share the teddy

I cuddle my covers imagining they're a motherly gf and pretend sometimes she's talking to me or combing through my hair
I'm doing it right now

>>35944652
what ever. new to me.

>>35939118
butch? orig

>>35944552
the parts about the stars and the ducks are really cute

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>>35944666
>digits
S-sure, w-wouldn't want to deny the will of Satan after all

>>35944736
What kind of teddy is it, anon?
You have to be the little spoon otherwise it's too gay even for satan

>>35944812
Well I say it's a teddy, it's actually a toy doggo. I got him when I was about 3 and (aptly) called him Puppy. He's a qt. I have to hide him when people come over, though

>>35944872
I haven't had any stuffed animals since I was a kid but I was pretty damn attached to them when I did.
I do kinda miss having things to cuddle when I go to sleep, though.

>>35944872
That's cute. I'd fuck your butt and call you honey

I have a pointy tooth on one side of my mouth like some qts in anime. Not just a generic kinda sharp tooth but a proper 3 sided triangle tooth

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>>35938357

when 7 years old I was able to dump a stylized man shaped poo

>pic related (OC): today I cannot anymore, I only get this

>>35938722
>>35938934
are you M or F

>>35938896
was it a male horse or female horse

>>35938938
how many niggers & gypsies?
any jews?

>>35938357
I have a hyperfeminine digit ratio.

>>35939050
it was me, and I didn't yet change my mind.
are you a biologically certified female?

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>>35938357
I have a teddy bear called buddy that I have had since I was a child. I didn't bring him to college for obvious reasons but he is definitely coming with me once I get my own place.

>>35939130
are you M or F ?

I'm a 49 yo male, and I get the same everytime someone tells me "I believed you were in your late 30's"

>inb4 "My Peen is in its Late Teen"

I always pee sitting down.

>>35938752
I know this feel, and people seem to enjoy making me blush.

Also, i snort when i laugh, and when i do it, i get embarrassed and laugh out of nervousness, which leads to more snorting while i blush my face off.

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>>35938996
lewd things online

>>35939452
poor little poops!!!

>>35939569
I'm 22 and never wanked, because religion

should find some girl who appreciated this

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>>35940543
are you M or F

>>35940588
I break eye contact when they become boring. Then, while replying "yadda yadda yeah yea", I fantasize about being a Soviet Submarine Commander successfully torpedoing large US vessels

>>35944318
>>35944538
are you M or F

>>35944547
>>35944580
>>35944627
>>35944652
>>35944666
so gay

>>35945430
> happened to me once too. he said he was checking my butt for worms

me, dude

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>>35938357
I completely lack personal space, and girls used to grope me a lot when I was younger because of it.

Like, they could just grab my dick through my pants or pull my clothes off, and I'd show no reaction.

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>>35944318
>checking my butt for worms

and instead found Alien vs Predator
>both covered in slimy shit

pic unrel8

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>>35944538
I do this too and I am 23
please kill me now

>>35939739
I also have a baby tooth. I'm going to have it for life.

I blush up to my ears extremely easy.
I get flustered if I hear people talking about sex. It's even worse if they try to talk to me about it somehow.
I'm a kiss less virgin and I'm 22,so that's the reason I guess. this is more autistic than cute

>>35945782
protip: everything everyone in this thread does is not cute but just autistic, it can only be cute if the person is already cute, in which case they wouldn't browse /r9k/

>>35945806
I've been called handsome a fair amount of times, and yet I'm still here.

>>35945782
>I'm a kiss less virgin
I can fix that, anon.

>>35945806
How about this? I squeal when people approach me threateningly. I've been told I wouldn't survive in prison because of that. It's actually kind of cute imo

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>>35945862
being called handsome != being handsome
being handsome != being cute
having been cute != being cute

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>>35945880
I find it cute too, but if you aren't cute already, it isn't cute. Kinda like how to roasties lots of things are either charming or creepy depending on how you look

>>35945877
That's too much.

>>35945890
That's why I said it's autistic.

>>35945955
>That's too much.
Don't worry, you'll get used to it once it's in.
get it like my penis
I'll marry you first don't worry

>>35945968
I'm not gay, sorry.
>tfw too autistic to be gay

>>35946057
just be like me, gay to be loved.

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>>35946057
>tfw crushing loneliness makes you gay because it's better than nothing

>>35946057
>too autistic to be gay
But anon that's perfect
just sit on my lap and it doesn't have to get gay

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>I have puffy cheeks (I'm not even overweight) and just about no beard on them so they're supersoft, also they have a naturally red color, so it kinda looks like I'm always lightly blushing
>I'm actually a cold person on the outside and my face when I'm walking around on my own is always this
It's just that I don't look manly at all

This morning I spent 10 minutes lying down directly in front of the radiator hugging a pillow

It's warm

can't watch any sexual or romance scenes in film / tv / anime, also tend to skip over them in books and manga. it'd probably be cute if I wasn't disgusting.
no problem with doujinshi though

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Here we go

>I have about 10 pillows and 4 blankets
>i cuddle with a different pillow each night so they don't get lonely
>I'm too scared to sleep in pitch darkness most nights and will sleep with a lamp or the tv on
>every time I scratch my face I do it like an anime cat girl unintentionally no idea why
>I prefer to take baths over showers and will do so whenever possible
>I get really into music sometimes and do a little in place dance when listening

These are just things people have commented on.

i still suck my thumb. i'm 22

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>>35946639
Err that might not be very cute at all if it has resulted in jaw deformities. Sucking your thumb can fuck your face up.

I'm really good at riding my unicycle.

>>35946690
no jaw deformities here

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Many people I know keep telling me I'm the archetype of "tsundere" and how I have the "sparkles in my eyes" even if I never admit it.

I have no idea what they're talking about tho.

Also, I don't think it's a positive thing in a dude.

>>35946851
I'm a tsundere too
yes, it's an incredibly negative thing in a guy

i have one dimple on my right cheek

>>35938357
nice, anon
post boipucci

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I didn't talk until I was 5

I'm learning French solely to talk to my internet boyfriend

i roll myself in my bed, close my eyes and pretend a cute girl is petting me

i have pearly penile papules

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i sleep my a 2ft teddy... it keeps me warm, and i tried to sleep without it once and had a big nightmare

just kill me

>>35938635
Nice, i do the same.
But i usually take 2 steps at a time, so i don't really count each one.

>>35940474
that's super cute.

>>35942353
I have to take a piece of quilt in my hands and cuddle it against my cheek to fall asleep.

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>>35938357
My skin is extremely sensitive. I can't even snip my toenails right because my toes flinch.

>>35946963
>Alone because nobody understands you love them.
>Alone because you destroy everything with banter.


I honestly just want someone to understand that.

It's an hell of a condiction.

>>35947133
>im 17
Underage get out
You'll get banned

I have pretty severe ADHD and I've always been really bouncy

It was apparently cute when I was younger but now I'm in my 20's and it just seems weird

At least I have nice calves I guess

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>practice kissing with my own fingers
>get pretty overwhelmed if thinking about the right person while doing it

>>35947559
Post your calves.

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>>35947474
Anon I understand. It's hell

im 2 metres tall and get spooked by my own shadow when i walk in the dark

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>I have so many stuffed animals and teddies under my bed I can't fit anything else under there
>21

>>35938357
im 24
male
and i hug a giant plush pokemon in bed every night

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>>35938357
I don't know if these are cute, but people have said they are for some reason..
I wear thick framed prescription glasses, that look alot like Velma's. (I would have much rather have wire frames, to avoid looking like such a dipstick moron. But the nose pad on wire frames always digs into my nose and makes it hurt very badly!) and because my hair is also short, some people have started calling me velma.. I got upset and confused at first but they think she's cute so it's okay to me now! I also have very poor social skills, and stutter alot unless I'm talking about my passions and interests; but people have said it's cute for some reason. I don't know why my internal struggle is cute and amusing to some people, but since I don't have much to offer other than that and academic skill, I'll take it! And as a child I used to be very attached to my stuffed animals since my mom kind of abused me, so to this day, I can't get rid of any of them, and I sometimes talk to them and tell them I love them, and that I am thankful they always listen to me even when I'm hamming out and going on all sorts of tangents.
I don't know. typing those out now make them sound way more weird and autistic than cute.. I'm sorry if these aren't very cute, I tried...

>>35940275
That's so cute, anon!!
>>35944192
You are an extremely pure anon. which is very rare!! that is very pure and super cute!!!

Agh, why is everyone so darn cute?!

>>35947932
This is the most literal case of autism I've ever seen here. But the autisticness is what's cute.

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>>35941262
>hahaha I DRINK and play VIDEO GAMES and FART but I'm a GIRL hahahaha isn't that cute xD

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I work in a supermarket and nearly all of the women that I interact with think of me as this sweet and polite young man. I'm 24 and it's mostly the older women that tell me this but whenever I get a hug from them or they smile at me, I get so embarrassed and end up blushing like crazy. It's even more embarrassing when they notice and tease me me about it.

>>35945271
M ofc, there are no women on internet anon, i am also like 5.2" i guess. My uncle is your age and he looks like he is in his mid 20s so i know i will be cursed with this shit forever.

>>35941462
Holy shit, are you me? I am a regular in the Vanilla Hentai threads on /h/. I dig that lovey shit

i blush whenever i think about cuddling someone

I spend hours upon hours a day, daydreaming about a world where people give a shit whether I exist. It is set in a SciFi environment, but people can have god powers and shit. I am just a soldier in this world, and I fight every day with comrades that care about ne, and I care about them.

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i make incredibly loud grunting noises whilst taking shits, akin to a neanderthal calling his kin across a vast valley

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>>35938357
I used to be blonde until I was 8.

>>35940266
I do this.
I often think "what if people are watching me on a screen rn"

>get embarassed when a girl asks me if I had sex
>stammer that I had, which was the truth
>she starts jokingly call me a virgin when I'm alone with her
>starts doing a bunch of lewd shit all day when she knows I'm looking

I just get so autistic whenever a girl talks to me, I can talk to older women fine but my age and younger I lose my spaghetti

>>35942444
You're my soulmate... miau

>>35938938
> do you like huey lewis & the news

I wear adult diapers with baby designs on them and suck on a pacifier and drink from a bottle to relax

I only use them to pee in, poop is too messy to clean-up

is that cute?

>>35939093
>Ow, the edge
Orignale

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>>35938357
I first drank vodka when I was 7, love to play the accordion, exercise/workout on a semi-weekly basis (except for push and pull ups, that's nearly every day), and I love kielbasa and sauerkraut.

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>>35939093
stop by /k/, we have threads about that stuff all the time

I almost always hide my face when people are complementing me because it blushes.

>>35938636
awww

origig

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When im alone with someone im uncomfortable with or dont really know, i stop talking completely

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When cats meow I meow back. When dogs bark I bark back. Even in public.

(Pic of my cat)

>>35938357
I have diagnosed depression

I legit blush,stutter and sometimes get aroused from any female contact even if its online

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>>35948474
Same here. I am B O N E L Y

Whenever i was bored i made up a whole story of me doing shit, i stopped dping this a year ago because it was dragging me away from reality

>>35947137
I have those too and it's not cute at all.
Fucking kill me.

I havea disproportionately strong and wide back compared to the rest of my body. I like to freak my cats out by getting them to notice me watching them from seedy, concealed positions

I've been in elevators with people wearing clothes that I've professionally modeled and felt embarassed.

>>35940031
Sounds like you have only a premolar, check with dentist to see if its a deciduous/milk tooth

>>35944652
Post boobs PLEXX

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>>35939093
got this one for you lad

>If I am feeling very sad I give myself hugs
>I also play with my own hair or pat my back when I am hugging to soothe myself
>I spend most of my time day dreaming and thus disconnected from reality

Basically a 24 year old child.

I am 5'5 and have somewhat girly proportions.
However I am straight as an arrow and despise my physique

>>35938357
I still have 80% of my baby teeth. I'm 22.

>>35945512
So it didn't bother you that they were being perverts?
Have you changed since that happened to you??

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I killed a a child back in Afganistan

>>35951503
It was a sandnigger larva, not a child. You did nothing wrong

>>35947449
Use baby nail clippers or the as seen on TV nail clippers?
Do you get rashes easily? What type of creams do you use if you get rashes?
When mosquitoes bite does it feel really itchy?

I'm a grown man (26) with a strong attachment to a stuffed rabbit. My mom sent him as a Christmas gift when I was 4, a couple months after she ran away. I haven't seen her since but there was a note with him that I keep in my nightstand.

>>35951479
It didn't bother me, and it still doesn't; not even if guys do it.

The difference now is that I pretend to be bothered by it. People can still get away with it if I'm distracted or not thinking about it though.

I don't like physical contact with others, but it's not a strong enough feeling to make me want to do anything to stop it. Whether they're grabbing my hand or my butt, my mind views it the same way.

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>after brushing teeth always smile at the mirror and say have a good day or a good sleep
>can't sleep without hugging something or fetus position but like holding my left ear with my right hand
>when agitated, start instinctively stroking my own head over and over till I'm calmed down and doing it slowly
>can gyrate my hips like the best to music but never dance or even bob head when other people are around
>can't not moan like a girl if someone touches/kisses my neck

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>>35938357
I used to ninja run around the school playground for several years.

>>35938752
That is certainly adorable.

>>35945512
Wow, that's certainly new, I did know this one kid however who people would poke because he used to punch them back, someone even tickled him a little and he cried, poor guy.

I'm normally a very serious/angry looking guy but when it snows I get so excited and take my doggo and run around outside playing, even if it's 4am
doggo now recognises when I'm in that mood and gets excited too

when talking about things I'm passionate about my eyes light up, friends have told me its really cute.

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I was born on Mother's Day

When I get embarrassed, I look at the ground and start tapping my fingers

I look kind of normie and macho and a lot of people think I have a gf and I slay pussy

>but i'm actually a kissless virgin that is only into cuddling and looking for a cuddle buddy

If my gf's face is close enough to mine while I'm asleep, I'll kiss her instinctively.

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>>35951988

>has gf

NORMIEEE GET OUTTTTTT RERREREEREEE

I'm full of love

>>35951860
>when talking about things I'm passionate about my eyes light up

This

>>35938357

I can't talk to woman. (except if they're old enough to be my mother or older)
If they ask me stuff or talk to me i just become a blushing mumbling silent awkward withdrawn mess.
Lucky for me there are no woman on the internet.

>>35945512
sorry dude id hate that

>>35952020
Is it what you call your spermotoxicosis?

>>35938938
>intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
Srsly tho the next person you kill should be yourself

>>35945512
>Like, they could just grab my dick through my pants or pull my clothes off, and I'd show no reaction.
yeah im sure you'd hate that you fucking faggot, of course everybody watns that you fucking cuck fuckhead nigger fuc kyou

>>35953995
not everyone wants that
i want it but i dont trust people so i avoid people touching it all the time

>>35938357
Even though I'm an emotionless, dead husk like many others on here, I still love my mother to death although she didn't really raise me too well and I'm living with my father now.

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I have imaginary friends I created through meditation who are seperate personalities in my head. They help me by supporting me emotionally, and I can meditate into a fantasy world where we can do whatever we want with eachother.

when im horny and dont want to cum i just hump my blanket

>>35954751
Tulpa or just imaginary friends?

>>35955310
Tulpas


orregannnno