>its another "Anon gets drunk and gets tired of his long hair and dandruff and shaves off all his hair" episode
standing at the bathroom mirror with a beer and an electric razor.
try to stop me or encourage me
you will severely diminish your psychic powers
perhaps that is for the best
Your long hair is unkempt, dirty, scraggly and makes you look like a bum. Just shave it
>Its another "mummy asks younger brother to do laundry 3 times before asking Anon because little brother doesn't do it"
>Its also a "Anon goes downstairs, walking past brother who has been told 3 times 20-30 minutes later to do the laundry and mummy is angry with him"
>Its another "Mummy is angry at Anon for being lazy and she did the laundry herself"
I want to murder them both. Get the kitchen knife and stab them both to death. I would also kill the doggos because I am the only person that feeds them so its better they die now than starve.
>its another "Anon gets drunk and gets the courage to call his oneitis and ramble only to hear her bf laughing 10 mins in" episode.
>>35938054
I heard that story that Native American scouts in the US Army during World War II lost their scouting powers after cutting their hair, but it can't be true, can it?
My dandruff is driving my crazy and I feel like I need to let my scalp breathe
but I don't want to lose psychic powers...
>>35938094
it would be called short for a woman but long for a guy
>>35938018
go to the barber and get a caesar with a fade. C'mon son.
You're gonna get punched by an antifa dude.
>>35938657
why
like I have anyone to impress with my haircut
I'm just tired of scratching my head and white flakes falling onto my black hoodie
>>35938018
do it
go all the way
don't stop till its all gone
the pain
the sorrow
the shame
do it
go all the way
>>35938690
no because I don't live in a big city filled with libtards
I live in farm town
>>35938542
get some head and shoulders shampoo you dipshit
Do it. Buzzcuts look great.
>>35938690
>Shaving your head is now grounds to get your ass beat
Keep normalizing violence, you whackjobs. See where it lands you when some /k/ robot snaps and pumps a crowd full of 9mm
>>35938731
you think I haven't tried that?
it helps a little but the dandruffs still there
>>35938749
this
antifagscan fucking bring it
Buzzcuts will always be master race hair
[Spoiler] except for ponytails [/spoiler]
Why not go to a barber and have them pick something for you? Unless you look good with a buzz.
>>35938690
>You're gonna get punched by an antifa dude.
lol. I hope this is a joke. otherwise you're fearful and out of touch with the world
>>35938018
Do it faggot, summers here, it's time.
>>35938848
my whole life its just been
>grow hair
>dandruff gets too gnarly when its long
>shave it off, but hesitate because it took like a year and a half to grow this shit
I'm at the hesitate phase right now
Id show you pics but I need help
my phone takes pictures that are too large resolution to post on 4chan
how do I make it take smaller pictures?
You'll lose your virile magicks if you cut your hair, OP. Long hair is always superior to cucked short cuts.
>>35939057
but the itch
my god the fucking ITCH
>>35939057
and if I have "magicks" or "psychic powers" by having long hair, where the fuck are they? huh? where the fuck is my magicks