>be me
>be eating cereal
>watching youtube videos not looking at the bowl
>eat most of the bowl
>feel something that isnt cereal
>i spit it into my spoon
>MFW i just munched a cockroach and theres more in the bowl
lol do you live in australia? This shit is a serious possibility here.
>make cup of coffee
>turn away for 1 minute
>cockroach swimming inside cup
>>35937754
Im in Tulsa Oklahoma. i dont have any big thumb sized ones in the apartment, but i have a few of the little ones every once in a while...
>>35937733
If it makes you feel any better OP, they're often associated with shrimp. Shrimp are pretty much the cockroaches of the sea.
Shrip in cereal sounds gross as well though
>>35937866
yeah im going with >>35937992 on this one
I keep basically all my food in tupperware. That shit scares me
>>35938946
yeah, i used to until i thought i got rid of them all
Its probably because of niggers right? They probably had something to do with it
>>35937733
Eating bugs/bugs being inside me is my phobia and I'm really paranoid about it. Fortunately I live in an area where there aren't many bugs. I have never even seen a cockroach. Closest I've come is a fly landing on my food once when I was forced to eat outside.
>>35937733
>tfw live in Sweden
>tfw there are no cockroaches
#1 reason it's scandinavian countries are the best