Who /highly functioning robot/ here? >have a gf >educated

Everyone knows.

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>>35935993

>no current gf, do tinder sluts count?
>college degree and have a good career
>friends
>fit
>crippling depression

my man

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>>35935993

>crippling anxiety weekly, sometimes daily
>crippling anxiety
>crippling

and yet

>gf
>job
>friends
>fit

98% chance this is b8

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>it's that time of the month again where Chad LARPs as a robot because his feelings are so-so

>>35936115
This is the shit that bugs me, just because I can manage to keep my shit together doesn't mean that I don't suffer all the time. I hide the anxiety when I do normie stuff and let it come out when I'm alone. Then you have all these faggots whining about "true robots" when they can't even say hello to a cashier. Pisses me off.

>>35936196
This comment just proves you're a fucking normie, thinking you have it bad but you're just a selfish prick.

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>>35936281
I'm actually just a more successful robot than you based on the saltiness of your post.

>>35936367
Why are you even here man

>>35935993
I bet on the inside you're a twisted fucking psychopath

>>35936726
Because I suffer and feel alienated by normies, yet society forces me to act like one

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>tfw ostracized by robots because you're slightly attractive
I will never belong anywhere

>>35936762
What makes you think so? You're probably a miserable faggot for answering my shitty post

>>35936196
Everyone suffers. You're a normie. Its a good thing. I'm a normie too, but I respect the right of robots to self pity. You can pity yourself, but by labeling yourself as a robot you're taking away the significance of the word.

Probably bait though so whatever

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>>35936810
I know this feel bro. I myself am highly attractive, but I also worked many years in the gym to be where I am now. /r9k/ is my people but they give me shit about being a normie because I actually overcame my doubts and fears. T.OP

>>35936884
Robots are people who are cowards and losers. You're not a robot anymore. Maybe a cyborg. Congrats

>>35936826
I'm definitely not a normie, I'm a robot at heart. The levels of anxiety I deal with would break a normal human bean in less than a week. I don't remember the last time I was truly happy.

>>35936196
it's not crippling if it doesn't cripple you, retard. very simple.

I HATE when normies claim to be robots just because of >muh crippling anxiety that I'm able to hide around people well enough to make friends and get girls, or >muh self-hatred even though women approach me all the time

>>35936884
I lost a bunch of weight and now I don't know how to handle female attention. I almost wish I was fat again.

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>have had two GFs
>slept with a couple dozen girls
>have a small but close group of friends
>in decent shape
>traveled to 40 countries on my own
>speak three languages
>STEMfag

>used to drink myself into a coma every night for almost two years straight
>haven't made a new friend since I was 18 or 19
>ride my motorbike when it's 2 degrees Celsius because it makes me feel something

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>>35936935
>anon is robot
>decides to do something about it
>becomes a cyborg through hard work and many errors
>access to normie shit
>access to unlimited sex
>still feel crippled by worry
>still come to /r9k/ when there's no reason to
What is wrong with me?

You moron, you're not a fucking robot. You are a normie. Everyone is fucking depressed.

Robots are like the kids that women were repulsed by in high school.

>>35937023
Cool looking bike there anon. Why do you drink so much? T.op

>>35937048
yeah but even if you wrre the kid that repulsed girls in high school, r9k, considers you a normie if you have a job and don't live in moms basement.

Im pretty sure OP is bait but you have to admit r9k has a war going on over who is and is not a normie

>>35935993
You can't be a robot if you have a gf.

>>35937114

*drank

I quit a few months ago; my life has improved substantially since.

>>35935993
Yeah I'm the same way. Fuck a different girl on tinder every week but it doesn't even help the anxiety. It sucks to have girls interested in you only because of the way you look. When I go out with my friends sometimes I just get bored with the conversation and want to be alone.

This is the only place I see other robots like me. I wish I was like a typical robot. They don't how good they have it.

>>35937048
Listen you faggot. I have accumulated years of female psychological violence because of abusive mother/sisters and a weak beta father. I know what female neglect feels like, and I know how to turn the tables around. Why do you even care what some girl thinks about you? T.op

>>35937186
Congrats on making that step to improve your life senpai. It gets better from here

>>35937191
Male promiscuity isn't the path to happiness, although many virgin robots seem to think that way.

By definition a robot should never have been able to attract a girl and if he were able to get a job he would lost it within 2 weeks.

Me and you are failed Normies. Not robots. I've had girlfriends as well, just never good ones

>>35937695
If I was a normie, I wouldn't feel spiritual connection with other robots. We all suffer as one, it's a fundamental law of the universe to discourage selfish behaviour. I made it and now I have to drag other robots with me to success. T.op

>>35937797
>I wouldn't feel spiritual connection with other robots.

We hate you.

>>35937829
Ah yes... channel your hate to me faggots, I can take it.

You shouldn't even be able to look at women who are higher than 7/10 in the eyes let alone attract one

btw we don't say faggot here anymore. Many of us here have joined the lgbt. It is needlessly offensive.

Get off my board, fuckface.
You are no robot, you never were a robot, you never will be a robot.
Your problems are a fucking joke compared to what real robots deal with.

>>35937940
This is the problem with you faggots, you should be intimidating the girl, not the other way around. And I don't mean any autistic "OOGA BOOGA" shit. A composed, confident man will intimidate girls. Surpised?

>>35937272
>who even cares what some girl thinks about you

FUCKING NORMIE CHAD GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35937961
Oh I'm so sorry anon. Maybe if you're such a sensitive pussy, you would be better off at /lgbtbbq/

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>have a few sluts who like me
>have a good paying job for my age
>have 3 friends and a handful of acquaintances
>been described as 7/10
>go to parties or social gatherings once every few months
>kissless virgin
>recovering from depression and suicidal thoughts
>light social anxiety
>porn addict

>>35937998
Are you salty because I once had your problems? I actually overcame robot problems, and now you are upset. Instead of whining like a faggot, you could ask me tips on how to improve at life.

>>35937023
Oh shit a fellow biker.

>speak 3 languages
Did you learn early or actually study them? I've been trying to learn a new language for about 3 months now and I feel like I've made no real progress.

>>35938124
How about you fuck off? I don't come here for advice, I come here to share feels.
Go enjoy your great normie life, you chad piece of shit.

>>35938073
>have a few sluts who like me
>kissless virgin
Why don't you do something about that virginity pussy boi.

>>35938141
>I don't come here for advice, I come here to share feels
See, there's your problem. You approach life like a woman would: you bitch about things without taking action. I'm still here available for tips senpai.

>>35938124
It's the fact you're no longer a robot but still calling yourself one.

>>35938265
>>>/adv/

THERE'S THE FUCKING ADVICE BOARD HOLY SHIT

>>35935993
>Has a GF
>Likely has had sex
>but has Muhhhh anxiety
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA oh shittt
Normies are so pathetic. If I had what you had I what you had I would become an optimistic nihilist, nothing could stop me as I had already achieved all that I have ever wanted. Fucking end your life you sad sack of shit. What is there to even be sad about when you are yourself? Fuck outta here. You should fall right asleep the second your face makes contact with your pillow at night.

>>35936281
self pity is a true virtue :^)

>>35938291
I'm a robot at heart, I keep coming back here although I have no reason to.

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>>35938354
>nothing could stop me as I had already achieved all that I have ever wanted
This is a pretty common fallacy. If you grew up as a robot, you are always a robot. No amount of normie shit will change your true personality. I once thought if I only had a gf, everything would be allright. Well look at me now, my gf is sleeping in the other room while I am having arguments with you faggots.

>>35938440
But if you were a robot at heart or otherwise you wouldn't be able to get laid.

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Time to get some cuddling with the gf. I will return anons and pull you out of the mud.

>>35938509
>Robot
I don't identify with your faggy labels I am myself. And if you are OP seriously fuck off. You have to be baiting right now. I have deconstructed your post and proved you have nothing to bitch about, now go cuddle with your GF (She's likely not real as this is a giant shitposting baitfest though)
>>35938560
This *crying while laughing emoji*

>>35938196
Because I've spent most my life unassertive, depressed and anxious. But I'm in the process of taking care of my KV status familia, thanks. I've spent the past two weeks collecting girl's numbers and I'll spend the next two weeks seeing which one of them wants to fuck first. I don't care who I lose it to at this point, I'd actually rather lose it to a fat or ugly girl who's just happy to be there than a 10/10 who will be judging my virginal dick game the whole time.

>>35938308
I'm sure you never go there.

They do know, but love you anyway.

>>35936960
>I'm a robot at heart
This bait is awful and frankly pathetic.

>>35938354
I believe about half of r9k is privileged little fags who have no real problems. The fact that you think that this guy's life must be perfect just because he has a gf and probably has had sex says a lot about you and the problems in your life. I know you don't realize this, but a lot more can go wrong in life other than being a virgin. I'm sure a lot of the homeless people sitting under the overpass have had sex before but their lives obviously aren't ideal.

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>>35935993
>crippling anxiety
>crippling
>/highly functioning

>>35938010
If you're attractive, it's 'intimidate'
If you're not, it's 'creep them out'

>>35935993
I'm a true highly functioning robot
I lost over one hundred pounds to look good. I achieved that and girls like the way I look, but I am so fucking autistic that a girl would never want me. The friends that I do have know me as the highly functioning autist for my ability to act normal sometimes, but every once in a while my sperg comes out. It is fucking wearing on me

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>>35938682
>half of r9k is privileged little fags who have no real problems
>which entail everyone on the board except the guy who has a girlfriend, a stable job, friends, and a ripped body
If this isn't bait, you might be legit retarded.

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You're not a robot. You need to leave. CAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

OP, there's no such thing as a high functioning robot. You're a cyborg: a normie with robotic tendencies.

>>35938741
No, he's privileged too and, not unlike the rest of r9k, he's deluded enough to actually think his life is shit.

>>35938718
Now here's a man who fits the bill.

>>35938682
>Wahh people are worse off then you therefore be a submissive little cuck who turns the other cheek. Reddit pride, worldwide! #proudcuck
He's also bitching when he has everything that the average person would say is necessary for a "good" life. Sad!

Why do you want to classify yourself as something you are obviously not?

>>35938883
>therefore be a submissive little cuck who turns the other cheek.
Where are you getting that from? I'm saying, you think a gf and sex is all it takes to make you happy, either you have no real life problems or you're incredibly naive about your own situation.

>>35938942
To feel special and get sympathy

This is bait but it's making me angry rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>35938772
>lmao everyone's privileged but me xDD

>>35938953
All I need is sex and a GF, then I will become a Nihilist and my life will finally be good. You don't know me. You can keep spouting off your dumb memes about muh privilege I don't give a fuck. I have zero goals aside from the one I have mention and zero true passions, unless you count beating people's asses in games which is not a real hobby in my eyes.

>>35939016
No im privileged too jackass. I'm just aware of it. You all are ready to commit suicide because you don't have the balls to bomb with a few girls before you find one willing to jerk off your little Willy.

OP and privilege fag on suicide watch

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>>35939156
>everyone here has it better than starving African children and I'm only posting so you know how smart I think I am!

>>35936810
just never post face then.. why do normies care so much about face posting

>>35936281
>you shouldn't complain because someone else has it worse

not an argument