1. Ask your mom if she'd rather you get a girlfriend with

I'm already married to a woman with A cup tiny titties.

I have a girlfriend of almost two years with D titties.

>>35933747
>>35933771
cool
now get the fuck off this board

Great thread OP.

You fucking dumbass.

Yeah just asked her, she said OP is a complete moron

>well honey, at this point I'd die of joy if you got a girlfriend

I accidentally called my dad and said I sucked a guy's dick for fun and out of loneliness instead. Whoops. He called me a faggot and hung up..Sorry OP.

she said she'd prefer if i had a girlfriend who i love and who loves me and that good child bearing hips would be more important than mammary concerns and also why am i still single

>>35934286
>child bearing hips
10/10 taste on your mom