>wake up >mom calls you into kitchen for breakfast >Eat

I fail to see how anything displayed before me would provide the nutrition I need to get through the day.

>what kind of waffle is this?

>>35932967
Plenty of roast beef.

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This is one of my greatest fantasies, why would you do this to me?
>tfw no mommy gf
>tfw you will never sniff her butthole while eating her out
>tfw you will never tongue-fuck her ass

>>35932940
would do it

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>Came back from work earl, find wife and son like this
What to do guys?
Hard mode:You can't join them

>>35933147
i'm not Earl so i'm in the clear

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things that will not ever happen

>>35933147
Is this a new level of cuck?

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>Well Anon, go ahead, eat up

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Ooops, sorry anon :3

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>ywn wake up to mommy's ass in your face
I just want to eat a girl's ass, is that too much to ask?

>>35933147
>De..ear, what are you two doing?
>Honey, i'm so sorry, Chad is just curious about women's body, so i help him, cmon don't be such a prude, this is just phase

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>p-pleaesssse

>>35933464
Can a beta be the father of a Chad?

>>35932940
ask why her insides are coming out.

>>35933147
>>35933464
This is kinda hot. Any more of Beta dad and Chadson?

>tfw your mom will never let you lick her asshole

I just wanna know what it tastes like ;_;

>>35933822
Tasted like skin senpai

>>35933838
I still wanna taste mommy's butthole anyway

tfw your mommy will never let you jerk off on her bare ass (but not touch her or fuck her) because she knows you're sexually frustrated and just need a release

>all these anons talking about licking the asshole
Disgusting.

>>35934505
If you don't want to plunge tongue first into your mom's asshole, you're not a robot

>>35933543
not biologically