It's Friday night, why aren't you drinking alcohol

It's 2:30

>>35932077
are you in my state? can I come over and play video games?

>>35932118
I don't have video games and I'm too autistic to meet people in real life, sorry.
I'm in Wisconsin so probably yes.

>>35932114
So?

>waiting till friday to drink

Casual-hour in here??? really. try monday-friday morning, that's the shit. 5th litre of vodka this week, still holding up so far, last time I threw up was only last weekend.

>>35932183
I can bring my ps4, only one controller though so we'll have to take turns

>>35932077
I'm recovering from my hang over I drank almost a litre of bourbon strait whisky last night

I'll get started soon though

I drink your mom's juices

I'm 18 but the legal age here is 19.

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>>35932279
I can't drink every day I have a job.

>>35932301
I don't play video games though. I live with my family too. I'm also a faggot. I'm also extremely shy.

>>35932339
She's a literal crack whore.

>>35932315
Isn't drinking more supposed to help a hangover?

>>35932341
Cool.

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>>35932077
I need 100% of my mental capacity as it is now with what I'm working on, and I ran out of rum anyway...
Coffee will do for me, thanks

>>35932353
ok I'll pick you up you can suck my dick in my car

>>35932077
I drink 15 units a week, i'm an alchoholic

>>35932432
Isn't the alcoholic stage at something like 20?

>>35932353
>I can't drink every day I have a job.
well fuck, that's pretty good man. i'm hoping to land one to get me off of this shit. until then it's actually a fun ride, your head goes pretty crazy after a while.

>>35932432
>>35932452
alcoholic is when you're sliding/drinking down the slipperly slope.

>(still) feel shit after drinking ?
>did you just pour another one because of that?

that's a bit more realistic than units. my "units" need a multiplier at this point to be a good guideline

>>35932399
Do you have heroin?

>>35932514
I don't want to drink that much. My worthless mom was an alcoholic and I don't want to end up one either.

>>35932077
I'm a recovering alcoholic
I'm allergic to alcohol and tend to break out in handcuffs when I drink

>>35932077
I have two corona negras in my belly anon.

>>35932575
god you are a useless faggot

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>>35932714
I told you I was a fucking idiot. Sorry.

>>35932077
What's Friday got to do with it?
Part-time alcoholic.

fuck drinking im tryin to get some good coke but its raining and no one wants to go out lol

>>35932077
Motherfucker, I started 3 hours ago.

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I quit. I don't get fat again.

>>35932077
Two Women is the best NG good taste anon

who /redwine/ here?

enjoying a nice light chianti tonight

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>>35932722
I WANT TO LOSE MY FUCKING VIRGINITY ALREADY

>>35932077
jokes on you, i'm already drunk

>>35932077
Drinking is a mindless and uninteresting way to pass time. You should study the bible or paint something instead. The hedonistic escapism of modern man is deeply troubling.

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>>35933023
I like to use drugs and read articles on maths and physics. I'm too lazy to study either of them properly though.

>>35932991
I have a steambf, so it'd be rude to fuck you anyway anon. Sorry.

>>35933023
i study better buzzed

>>35932991
How old are you? I'm 21 and starting to feel this very strongly

I'm drinking a beer.
I'll get drunk later. I'll hit on some girls and get rejected. Then come back home and drink some more.
Typical Friday.

>>35933186
i hope you won't come back (today) and wake up after fucking a random bitch somewhere trying to find your fucking pants. best of luck brah

I start work at 4:30 and I am done at 1 am.

Sipping a glass of wine, tho

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>>35933159
26 years now

>>35933235
Thanks, anon.
It's hard to break habits. People tell you to go out and try, but I developed the habit of getting rejected. So I'm no longer afraid of rejection, it's now my comfort zone.

Don't fall for this. anons. Always either do your best, or don't do anything at all. Mediocrity is sweet but it sucks in the long run.

I drank yesterday and the day before and the day before. Today is a rest day for me.

>>35932077
Should I open another that is the real question here?

>>35933347
No offence but I can't even imagine how bad it must be to be a virgin at 26

>>35933522
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
KILL YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>35933522
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NORMALFAGGOT
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DEI DIE DIE DI EDIE IDE IDE IDE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIDEIE EI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE KILL YOUSELF YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGGOT

>>35933522
the same as being like 20 prolly, you don't feel like a different person with 5 more years of life

I gave up alcohol for Lent.

>>35932077
Already had a full glass of gin because I hate myself

Alcohol is pretty shit as far as drugs go desu.
Only upside is that it's legal.

>>35933746
Yh, you do actually fucking youngfag lel

>>35933816
chin chin my sir, too good health

>>35932077

I want to go buy alcohol and see if getting drunk solves all my problems, but I don't want to get caught by friends, it would completely alter their perception of me.

>>35933883
Maybe you should stop caring so much about how others perceive you.

>>35933947

Yeah I wish I could, but it's not easy to just alter the way you make decisions and what you see as important on a dime.

>>35932077
>he thinks drinking alcohol makes him an adult
what are you, 15?

>>35934005
Found the DUDE WEED smoker who can't get alcohl.

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>>35933841
well I don't, I feel the same as when I was 15

>>35932390
what are you working on anon? or do you need shitposting brain fuel?

I was supposed to do work today. I've some shit on my plate that I really need to keep working on, but I don't know if I'll get around to doing anything productive today. Already played dark souls from 11-3pm, tried to take a walk to a cafe to work but got a massive bloody nose on the way their and had to return home. Now it's 4:30, i feel weak, and just might discard the rest of the day.

>>35934173
Same. And I'm 27.

Being a NEET does that.

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>>35934385
it's not technically "work", but I'm making a mod for a game, and it involves a lot of coding and graphical stuff.
It's my first project, so I'm taking a lot of time just troubleshooting and fiddling with it, but here's my progress so far.

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>>35934636
don't know the first thing about that game, coding, or mods, but looks dope anon. Good for you for doing something. you've inspired me to go get a sandwich and begin studying.

I've got to read an article on scientific modeling for class on monday, and keep studying a particular author for a long term project.

>>35935141
>scientific modeling
is that some sort of art-related subject? Makes me think of anatomy, but I'm probably wrong.

The game is called Hearts of iron, it's a grand strategy game where you control a country from 1936 to the 1950's. I got bored by the usual map, and decided to create my own country.
I got the basics working, but I need to correct some bugs and add more options and flavor to make it truly interesting, although a lot of it is placeholder at the moment.

Because I just got off work and I'm too depressed to do anything except stare at my phone. I have alcohol but all I've been thinking about the past few days is killing myself so idk if getting drunk is the best idea.

Don't worry anon. I'll go drink Fireball and cry in a bit

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What are you drinking /r9k/? I am drinking tonayan cuz i am a poorfag

Because I have to write an essay and I have no money :$, can't wait till I'm not a poorfag student, this is no way to live :( I shouldn't have started school so early.

But I am drinking.

I got several 7.5% lagers and some rum to complement it.

I am. made my own thread, but sadly no one is posting in it. currently drinking an Old Fashioned, made with Alberta Rye and Fee's Bitters

Alcohol is the poorman's weed

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>fambly is out of town
>try to hab pardy in empdy hous
>by a cuple cases of bear
>noboddy wants to cum

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I'm gonna get baked soon as my dad goes to bed
Then I'm gonna watch MST3K and cry

Drinking some cheap ass Lauder's scotch right now.

>>35932077
I'm in wisconsin OP and I'm 20 can you buy me vodka or weed I'll pay you 10-20 bucks