Fembots, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow looking

>>35931807
go get some free stuff

I've always wanted big fake tits like that but I don't really care for the other bimbo trappings. Just be happy that's one less expensive thing off my list.

Absolutamente disgustoso
Dye my hair back to my natural colour and hope the tan would fade away quickly

belly button piercings are the hottest things ever

>>35932141
>I've always wanted big fake tits

WHYYY

>>35931807
Let the tan fade out and don't bother keeping the bleach job up to date and try to repair the damage done to my hair. Tone everything down but keep the fake tits. I'm already into cosplay so just work with my newer body type.

Be absolutely disgusted and try to change back. I hate blond hair, fake tan and plastic surgery tits.

vomit originally

>>35932153
>>35932281
Can tans fade away?
Hmm..

>>35931807
Get that ugly shit out of my belly button, eat a couple of cheeseburgers, and wait for my skin to return to a more pleasing color

>>35932324
A tan is nothing but a glorified sunburn.

>>35932067
>Implying you couldn't get that from robots already

Roll with it for a few weeks and do social experiments but I wouldn't bother maintaining it because I'm not a normalfag reeee. Keep the tits because the money that it would take to remove them I would much rather spend on other things.

Also be horribly alienated by a society that expects me to think and behave a certain way when I look like that.

>>35932382
When you look like that any way you behave is considered attractive.

>>35932346
tru, tru

qwer

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Gain lots of weight and document the progress. Do weight gain fetish porn and become the belly gf. End up looking like pic related

>>35932523
Manface, no butt.

>>35931807
fucking kill myself before my newly acquired skin cancer does

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Hit the gym and start working out and try to get score some anavar from a bodybuilder bf and turn that body into something more like pic related

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>>35932153
>>35932281
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>>35932729
all these jelly ass fembot responses, kek.

you wish you were her. she doesnt have to work or worry about anything except getting railed by different guys that pay for all her shit.

>>35932523
THIS IS TOP KINO YES

>>35933000
I didn't say I'm not jelly, she's definitely better looking than me

I just personally don't want to look like that. That's not my personal idea of beauty. Plus I don't want to "get railed" and I don't need money.

>>35933000
what they're saying is, if the girl stopped wearing plaster makeup and got rid of the shitty fake tan and bleached hair, she'd be more attractive. Not saying she isn't attractive, but that she makes bad (chad) choices.

Dye my hair it's natural color, most likely brown. Stop tanning, wearing so much pink, getting lip injections, and getting fake nails. I'd probably work out to maintain a healthy body, and maybe guys would notice me because I was no longer fat. I might even get a bf.

Be happy because, even if this might not be my personal ideal, I'd finally look like a reasonably normal ass woman. I could work with this and get the rest of the way there.

t. girl (male)

>>35933363
>Not getting a bf like me who likes fat girls

>>35931807
Masturbate while looking at myself in the mirror, because holy shit I'd be hot af. Then go and fuck every Chad I could find.

>>35931807
Kill myself or come browse r9k

>>35933363
>I'd probably work out to maintain a healthy body
Why don't you work out to get a healthy body?

>>35932346
Yeah, but now I'd be able to get it from men that don't disgust me.

>>35933407
Also I'd be really happy that I could get pregnant and have kids.

Would much rather have that than be dickgirl gimmick.

I dont want to look like that though

Im not attracted to normies

/cgl/ here, I'd totally become JNigri and piss them off just by existing for funsies

lolitas are so salty lol

>>35933596
It would still be the same kind of guys giving you free shit.

Actually talk to men I found attractive instead of trying to sneak glances without them noticing.

>>35932330
Landwhale detected. Her weight is her only redeemable quality.

>>35931807
B-but A-anon, I thought girls didn't go onto the interwebs/4chan/shithole!