>be me >works for a big head named zordon >lives in

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>be me
>works for a big head named zordon
>lives in a base in the mountains that that no one notices
>some dumbass astronauts free rita repulsa on accident
>endoftheworld.jpg
>zordon then wants to bring the power rangers back
>i suggest that we assemble highly trained military soldiers and some of the best athletes on the planet
>but no
>instead he thinks that 5 faggot teens should become the rangers
>he then gets a white kid, a hot chick, a token black kid, an asian, and a closet homosexual nerd
>they fight pretty well until rita sends down a flying monkey from the wizard of oz wearing golden armor grown to the height of a skyscraper
>the rangers then get into big ass robot creatures witch they strangely knew how to drive all of a sudden and crushed about 2000 people in the process
>then they formed the megazord and made goldar pussy out
>then for the past 24 years there have been people who also happen to have the name power rangers name, are multicolored superheroes, have zords that combine to form megazord, and are mostly teenagers
>now people remember me as some gay c3po clone who goes "aye yi yi yi yi"