>"Hey anon, why are you still wearing a shirt in my pool

>>35929586
Do it and pretend to laugh myself off

But I'm a grill and I'm not wearing a bra. That'd be indecent public exposure!

>>35929586
Remove pants. Expose penis. Jump in pool with shirt on.

>>35929652
Shut up you fuckin whore

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>>35929652
B-be my original gf pls

>>35929693
You strange, sad, lonely man.

>>35929652
Show us your penis then

Who here /deformed chest/?
The right half is far more elevated than the left half so it's all lopsided and funky looking. I haven't shown anyone my chest since I was at least 8 years old

>>35929711
>she doesn't like strange, sad and lonely people
shit taste desu sempai

>>35929735

same, deformed ribcage and spine, feelsbadman

>tfw someone jokingly slaps ur gut and is poked by a rib
>akward silence ensues

>>35929586
First I would wonder how I magically teleported to a party, then I would run away. Being a skelly with a bad posture, a curved back, and horrible back acne makes doing this impossible.

>>35929735
I always show this off. It's cool. Girls laugh and like to touch it sometimes. Definitely a benefit.
I can also make a funny sound with it. It's not as aesthetic as a perfect chest but it has it's perks.

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>"First you take your Bra off"

If it doesn't work pretend it was a joke

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>>35929586

If you say so.

orginal commento roboto

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I can't swim so who's going to do mouth-to-mouth?

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>get naked and cannonball in
>shit and piss in the pool
>everyone leaves
>get the whole pool to myself

I win again normies

>>35929693
This is the problem with this board.
>girl says some stupid shit to tell everyone that she is indeed a girl despite it not mattering on an anonymous imageboard
>"PLEASE BE MY GF PLEEEEEEEASE"

Seriously though, get some self respect you autistic fags.

>>35929586
>scream like a dying pig

>>35929951
pls be my gf anon

originoli

>>35929951
it's the failed normies who do that, real /schizoid/ masterrace robots do not feel anything towards girls and do not want girlfriends.

>>35929586

I'd flex a 'cep and say 'How's that for a start?'

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>>35929586
god damn dude those manly hands, WTF?

I have self harm cuts everywhere in my chest and arms so I would not likely be in this situation