>Our family moves from the outskirts of a city with a population of a million to a town in the middle of nowhere with a population of 8000
>Dad starts asking when I'm going to get a girlfriend
Other than continuing to remain single, how do I BTFO him?
>>35929367
farmersonly dot net?
Get a boyfriend. That'll show him.
make your new gf your mom.
cum inside his underwear drawer
>>35929419
I made a Tinder account and every fucking woman is a "country girl".
Also all of them live on the nearest college campus, nearly an hour away. There are no young people in this region. The average age in this county is 55.
>>35929520
that one looks like a keepr
>>35929734
Almost feel bad for this one.
>>35929807
>I love outdoors
>fatty mc fatface
hmmmmm
>>35929986
I think it's just a filter to deter shutins.