What gets your inner autist going the most? >People quoting

>people chewing loudly
>people being anywhere near me

>>35924820
"You're not too shabby"

- Handgun Tabby

>>35924820

Maybe not autism, but I have often really violent images in my head, of putting my head in a grinder and chopping it to bits, or stabbing myself with a knife and cutting out all the blood and bones. I have weird urges and images of totally ripping things to shreds

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>>35924892
i have this too, but with other people, not myself

>>35924820
I always get triggered when someone mispronounces something.

>>35924870
having a lot of cutscenes does not make it a movie

>>35924820
Mushrooms and onions. If I find an onion in my meal, I can't eat it and get into a foul mood for days.

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>having to repeat myself
This is the only thing that activates my inner school shooter. I fucking hate repeating myself

>>35924820
>>People quoting a movie and getting words wrong
that's one of them, I've stopped going on /tv/ now

>>35925021
you must sperg out around any foreigner then

>>35924892
This is why I can't stand too close to bridges, I always imagine in my minds eye that I'm jumping off and really afraid that there isn't much between imagining it and doing it since i'm impulsive sometimes

>>35925080
Yes, I feel very uncomfortable around them. I'm not really racist (unless it's a muslim lol) but I tend to avoid anyone who looks like english isn't their first language. It's pretty hard because we have a lot of polish immigrants, so it's near impossible to tell who will or won't speak natively.

>>35924820
>>35925074
People who quote the movie as the movie is playing, quoting the line as it's being said in the movie.

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>>35924853
>they chew with their mouth open
>they smack their lips
>they chew with their mouth closed but somehow make a ton of noise

>>35925057
Sometimes I don't get somebody's message even after the 3rd time repeating

>>35925080
Nah with them I understand it's when it's someone learning a new language. But like, an American that's been speaking English for 20+ years should know how to pronounce or at least sound out most english words.

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>>35924820
>people humming an iconic tune when that tune is playing
There is a special place in hell for those who do this

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>>35925127
>they get a word wrong in the middle of the sentence

>>35925057
can you say that again?

>>35925634
when im about to cum i imagie stabbing them and eating their flesh

>people using "literally" and "ironically" incorrectly

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>people who claim that they are fluent in sarcasm

>>35924820

People talking during the movie at the theater.

>>35924820
People, people always get me to spill my autism

>>35924820
I work at a resteraunt as a busser. All of these fucktarded waiters and other bussers put the dishes in the bus tubs right side up, when the proper method is upside down. IT MAKES ME WANY TO KILL THESE FUCKERS.

While walking places I like to imagine I'm either being interviewed about something cool, or I'm explaining something to someone. The sperg in me makes me feel frustrated unless I actually mouth out, or whisper the dialogue to myself, so I often get weird looks for talking to myself in public.

>"Why so furious?"
-- The Magician
The dark knight rises

>>35925021
You must really hate Americans then

>>35924820
Waking up to my family members/neighbors being loud and obnoxious, especially at night time

People who eat with their mouth open
How the fuck did you grow up like that

>when someone calls me crazy
>when someone says "x" is a conspiracy theory when there's evidence/proof
>when someone tells me I watch too much movies and tv (I don't even watch tv or go the movies)

>>35927943
Stop being a conspiritard.

Even if it is one of the 2 that are plausible it's still obnoxious and weird to bring it up out o nowhere.

people who randomly fucking whistle tunes for no reason really loudly

>>35927994
But I don't even bring it up out of nowhere, people mention it first, then it goes from there.

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>>35924820
Luke, I am your father.
>>35925021
Escapegoat
>>35925057
Come again? You were mumbling, I couldn't hear you.
>>35926327
AYO, HOL UP
SO YOUS BE SAYIN
WE FINNA BE SEEIN A MOVIE?

When people misuse the word "retro".
For fuck's sake, "retro" does not mean old. It essentially means something new which is made in the visual style of something old.

when people give me (You)s

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>>35924820
People sighing in my vicinity really triggers me, I almost went into a sperg race just because this stupid bitch wouldn't stop sighing at the supermarket.

>>35924820
You're a large guy
>when people don't remember the specific word someone used in a conversation

>>35930609
So much this, Specifically getting misquoted.

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When somebody wastes ressources or is using them inefficiently in games and to some degree in real life as well.

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>>35924820
>People getting basic historical facts wrong
>e.g. Someone says "Only black people were ever enslaved"

Triggers me to no end.

>>35926542
I also work in a restaurant my guy, and as soon as I see any chad employee that makes me feel like autistic trash around them I can't stop myself from being anything but

>>35924820
When people repeat a word too many times.
Car honks.
People that have no neck.
People with lisps.
Fanboys of anything, specially music related.
>>35926264
This gets me too, the worst thing is that the most I hear them misused is when my step mother talks, so I can't meltdown or something.

>>35930846
>People that have no neck.
but they can't help that.

>>35930957
And I can't help feeling disdain for them, and superiority because of my long beautiful neck

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People who drive minivans

Holy shit

>work at autobell (car wash)
>most stereotypical suburban white mom pulls up in black "mini"van
>floor littered with pretzels and melted sweets
>stupid fuccing arts and crafts creations from her 4 year old imbecile children scattered across the floor
>it's my job to clean all of this
>and hand dry the entire van
>nice
>clean her car for 20 minutes
>unsurprisingly i have take her car to the 'special needs' part of the lot and spend xtra time cleaning it cause of the shit UNDER the seats
>get no tip
>happens with every minivan that i have cleaned there

why are they so fucking slow???? you'd assume like bigger car more ponies but fuck all

>highway
>middle lane
>70
>minivan on left, left lane is fast lane
>wait for them to pass and get i get over in fast lane
>they slow down
>60

Holy christ

>at stop light waiting to turn left
>minivan in front of me
>fucking great as if i've had good experiences with these mother fuckers in the past
>short light cause the people who turn are a minority
>literally no cars in front of the mini, it's first and i'm second
>light turns green
>they don't move
>say to myself if they don't go i will fucking kill myself
>light turns yellow
>they slowly pull off and turn as it turns red
>slit my wrists
>do a handstand

EVERYBODY who drives a minivan is a fucking autist suburban mother fucker who can't drive worth a fuck and thinks the world is their platter. go fuck off and die

>>35926542
I also work at a resturant, and whenever I'm wedging out lemons I have an intense desire to pluck out the seeds.
its like popping a pimple.

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>>35924820
whenever a woman speaks

>>35925126

> I'm not really racist (unless it's a muslim lol)
> Unless it's a muslim lol

Islam is not a race, Anon, REEEEEEEEE.

This board really is as autistic as people say