There's a problem with my gummy crocos but I can't

>>35924717
Ya ain't eatin' them.

>>35924717
easy
green isnt a primary color
i have a iq of 130 btw

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>>35924880
I would rather find a gummy croco divination method I'm sure it would give the best results.

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>>35924904
Oh professor anon that's impressive now tell me if these two crocos are in love or not.

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>>35924717
Take them to the vet!
Origami.

>>35924938
yeah cuz orange and blue are opposing colors and opposites attract eachotherunless the crocos are gay

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>>35924904
Also, does that mean I can use those crocos to print documents?

>>35924953
What?! Are they sick?

>>35925006
no theyre made out of jello silly
noone would accept official documents printed with jello

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>>35925000
What if the crocos are all boys?!

The blue ones remind me of the bowling alley i used to go to as a kid. It's a comfy memory.

>>35924717
cute crocos, look yummy

>>35924717
Daaaaaaaw.
I think you are adorable, OP.

>>35924717
Shouldn't you be doing your homework right now ?

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>>35925063
Well that's a bummer!

>>35925079
Nice. Did they have blue gummy crocos there? Or was the place's logo a blue croco?

>>35925090
Can I raise them though?

>>35925107
Aaaaa >_<
Y-you too!

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>>35925145
What if I'm writing an essay on the daily lives of gummy crocos because I wanna become a gummycrocologist?

>>35925000
They aren't opposing colors, they're complimentary colors desu

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Crocorangers

More please. I want to enjoy crocos through you.

Green > Blue > Red > Orange >>>>>>>>> Yellow

Yellow is a SHIT, A SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Oh no!!! Orin crushed the crocorangers!!!

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>>35925513
>Orin crushed the crocorangers!!!
NANI?!!?

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>>35925430
Through me?!

>>35925483
That's not very nice!

>>35925425
You don't have a pink one?

>>35925354
smart ppl call it opposing colours brainlet

You have some serious autism OP. Please get examined

Good thread OP! My girlfriend just cheated on my but I ain't even mad now.

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>>35925536
All is not lost, they launched a counter attack!

>>35925577
No, anon. No pink croco. No black croco. Green and orange instead. I mean some super sentai have a green ranger as part of their regular team instead of black but it's true that the large majority have a pink ranger...

>>35925613
Why is that?! Is it that uncommon? Do you not do that too.

>>35925656
Wow I'm sorry anon.

>>35925712
Haha anime is defeat!!

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I wish this board had more threads like this, nice job OP.

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Best thread on /r9k/ croc rangers ftw

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FUCK you OP.
I am 400lbs and have been trying my best to lose weight recently.
Seeing this thread wtith your fucking gummy crocodiles set something off inside of me.
I just fucking went to the store and bought like 10 bags of fucking gummy eggs and 10 bags of gummy animals and spent like 20 minutes trying to have one egg and one animal so I could pretend it was a nesting ground and I was a hunting bear. Just gave up in the end and ate them all in about 40 handfuls.

feel sick.
must have been 5000 calories

>>35925842
kek, funny

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Threads like these are why I still come here
One diamond in a mound of shit is absolutely worth it

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>>35925842
Hahahaha holy shit! You gonna have a heart attack you humongous fatass

>>35925584
hahahahah no they don't you autist.

>>35925316
omg, are they eating mr orange?!?

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>>35925748
Peace is safe once again thanks to the crocorangers. Thank you, crocorangers! Well done, crocorangers!!!

>>35925749
You're welcome, anon. It not like it's a lot of effort though. We should have more fun threads, there's enough negativity irl. We shouldn't manufacture additional negativity and anxiety.

>>35925818
Arigato.

>>35925842
Wow I'm sorry anon. I don't know how you can do that, I would puke after eating more than 10 or 12 gummy sweets. I'm around 105lbs.

Maybe if you imagine them begging for mercy as you're about to eat them, you won't be able to do it? "Aaah please mr anon! Please don't put us in your tummy we don't want to be slowly dissolved by gastric fluids aaaah I have a gummy wife and gummy kids please don't end meee!!!". Like that?

>>35925897
Alligator gozaimasu.

>>35926026
Maybe they're just tickling him or something.

>>35925613
Leave OP alone.
He activates my maternal instinct...

>>35926115
w-what are they gonna do with her...?

op, you are a faggot first and an autist second

please delete this thread and go away forever

>>35925613
OP is an entertainer. He does not have the auts.

This thread is fucking stupid
heres something to let the bot allow me to post

>>35926247
ffs just start having fun you lazy faggot
heres something to listen to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YITP0roprFM&t=35s

did i stumble onto (((s4s)))

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>>35926282
Holy.Shit

FOR FUCKS SAKE R9K JUST LET ME FUCKING POST SOMETHING WITHOUT YOU FUCKING ME UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35926300(checked)
why r u sooo mad?

>>35925000
>iq of 130
>thinks opposites actually attract

that's why betas get stacy all the time, right?

null trips

>>35926388
The opposite of Stacy is Chad.

Feminine and masculine.

>>35926406
>tfw no lesbian gf
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>>35926196
Wha- ?!

>>35926227
Put her in a magic jail and tell her to stop being a meanie.

>>35926236
You don't mean it!

>>35926239
I'm just a croco manager. I manage crocos.

>>35926247
Stop being a meanie please! It's not good for you.

>>35926282
s4s is too complicated for me

Pretty cute thread op I'll give you that

>>35926432
with my great smarts i can determine that your post isnt genuine
no true female types like that

What happens when one of the crocos gets bitten in half, OP?

>>35926458
RELEASE THE ZYCLON B

>>35926115
>105lbs

how tall are you man?
I am anorexic, I used to be 103lbs (I am 6ft). I hope you are OK and not playing with food as some weird Eating disorder thing (I used to buy gummy worms and bury them in mud instead of eating them, I counted the calories because mud is part of mother earth and so am I)

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All my sneks are conjoined

>>35926535
>I used to be 103lbs (I am 6ft)
Oh man, anon, that's really bad, how much do you weigh now?

>>35926279
are u a furry or something

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nice thread OP, youre a good dude :^)

>>35926602
124lbs, still pretty low but not on deaths door

>posting in ebin bread that doesn't contain pussy cuckold shit

gummybro is the hero we dont deserve

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>>35926688
A toast to our host!

>>35926279
i expected this to be reary shit but i actruarry rike it

I love you, OP. I haven't seen a thread like this in ages.

>>35924904
Don't you mean yellow isn't a primary color? Surely you know about the difference between "primary colors" in pigments and actual primary colors in light, right 130 iq anon? ,':^(

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>>35926470
Th-thanks.

>>35926521
Well they probably die. And you get arrested and put in jail for gummy cruelty. Isn't it how it goes.

>>35926523
N-no!

>>35926535
I'm okay I'm 5'4". Wew stay safe please! The earth gets enough calories... you don't need to prepare meals for mother earth!

>>35926589
Anon! What are you going to do? Are you a surgeon?

>>35926646
>>35926688
>>35926719
>>35926827
Thanks you, anons!

>>35926833
Aaaaa no bullying please.

>>35924904
but it is a tasty one ;) om nom nom

>>35926996
Have any of them gotten eat yet? One of them getting eat is inevitable.

>>35927076
*Have one of them been gotten eaten so far?
FTFY

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>>35926827

You don't come here often then, since he made one yesterday.

Faggot.

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Comfy thread. I thank thee

>>35927097
Oh, bite me anon.

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this is a nice thread

nice

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>>35927076
But anon! They're so beautiful together!

>>35927097
Have one getted ate!?

>>35927130
Nobully please! This is the 3rd thread like this that I made. I made one with gummy bears 4 days ago.

>>35927142
You're welcome desu.

>>35927334
Orange looks delicious, he should get ate first.

>>35926662
That's a lot better, hopefully you can get to a healthier weight and stay that way.

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>>35927356
He heard you anon, he keeps dodging the fork!

>>35927458
You have to be cleverer than a fork anon, maybe set a trap or something.

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Also, they all look delish

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>>35927472
set a trap op here is a tarp for you

>>35927476
Anon where can I get these delish gummy crocos?

>>35927476
Crocos need a bath in hot water.

>>35927509
you have to expedition to the gummy lagoon

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>>35927472
Like what? I don't have bait I could use to lure him into a trap!

>>35927497
Can you catch crocos with that?

>>35927509
At the store! They're just Haribo crocos.

>>35927600
Are you sure?

>>35927667
Of course I'm sure.

>>35927667
How many crocs do you even have OP?

>>35924717
They're psychologically disturbed and emotionally dead
They don't want to exist and truthfully they never really did
That's why all they do is sit their all day

You know what you must do OP.

Cum on the crocos.

>>35927832
*THERE
THERE THERE THERE
EREHT

>>35927667
Crocwrangler, why do the crocs have white bellies?

MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
ASDFSAF

>>35927841
That's gross. Don't do it op.

>>35927476

that's some cute crocos

>>35927841
that's gross. do it op.

Are you the french gummy bear guy OP?

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>>35927802
Somehow I think you're trying to make me commit crococide.

>>35927811
11 red, 9 green, 6 yellow, 4 blue, 4 orange. So 34.

>>35927832
I see. That is unfortunate. I think I'm a croco deep down.

>>35927841
That would be rude also bestiality is mean and illegal so, no.

>>35927892
So they can lay on top of each other comfily probably for stealth purposes. No one can hear you coming when you're a gummy cushion.

>>35927939
Yes!!!

>>35927989
Please, that's barbaric.

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House of crocos

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>>35927989
Yeah that was me btw.

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>>35928504
no!
origininger

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>>35928588
Nobully desu pls

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can get this in croc jelly form

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I want to hug OP!

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Toasting in an ebic bread. Tbbh.

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>>35928692
You take the blue croco. You wake up in your bed and cry. You take tge red croco and you don't wake up! The choice is yours!

>>35928588
Sorry I wanted to tell >>35928085 that the gummy bear thread was me.

>>35928784
b-blue croco?
I want it to end

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>>35928820
Aaaaaaa isn't the red croco the correct choice then. If you want to end the pain!

Anyway opie out. I'm too tired desu. Have a nice weekend. Bye bye!!

>>35928873
But I don't wake up if I take the red C
I'm stuck in the madhouse forever
I wanna wake up

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POST THE STURGEON AGAIN

>>35926833

BLOWN

THE

FRICK

OUT

"""""130 IQ""""" ANON CONFIRMED FOR DUMMY!!!

>>35925842
>his addiction is so strong it actually motivates his fat ass to go outside

This is why fattys CANNOT be robots

This is a good thread and OP is a good poster.