ITT: Embarrassing, cringeworthy shit you've done >2011,

That's unironically the most 2011 thing in the world

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>Have a folder on my computer of pics of a really hot girl I knew from High School.

She is a real sweetheart too. The reason why this is autistic is because this was three years ago and still think about her every day. She showed strong interest in me but I was too afraid to ask her out.

It honestly depresses the living fuck out of me because that could have really gone somewhere. She was a really strong 9/10 and 10/10 personality in my book.

And no you can't see a picture of her.

>>35922616
>only girl that ever showed interest in you just so happens to be the cutest girl with the best personality
This my friend is what normal people call falling in love

>>35922918
She won Homecoming queen anon. People love this girl a lot. Her last bf was a literal chad thunder cock.

>2003
>talking to a gril on aim
>she mentions she is part spanish
>i immediately decide that quoting the little spanish flea song from the simpsons would impress her somehow
>do so
>she tells me to stop insulting her culture
>blocks me
this still keeps me up at night

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>>35923187
>she tells me to stop insulting her culture

kek

>>35923187
girls don't like that stupid stereotype shit. It basically thells them you don't appreciate them for what they individually are.

/int/ tier memes are really autistic shit and a huge turnoff for girls

>tried to stand up for myself while being bullied in front of my 'oneitis'

>bully tells me i look like a warthog
>try to come back with a witty retort
>i-i take th-that as a c-compliment
>bully stares at me in disbelief then kicks me

>>35922073

I did that aso, but it worked out fine. That's not cringe bro

>>35923411
>for what they individually are

if they were different enough to distinguish i'd understand

>>35923411
shit like this is why i'm fairly certain most 4channers are permavirgins

>>35922073
Used to send cheesy pick up lines anonymously through ask.fm trying to get the girls to want to know who I was as my introduction to talking to them. I still want to kill myself every time I think about it.

Happend just now.
>classes at the uni are over
>wait outside for my crush to show up
>see him and two other guys with this girl who is my former classmate (whom he used to love)
>follow them before this girl notices me
>starts talking to me, guys act like I'm not there
>she says they go for a walk
>I apologise and run away without saying goodbye

>>35924525
What is wrong with that? You think you should have shown what a weak bitch you are?

>played football/soccer as a kid
>played from 7 to 13, never scored a single goal because I was a defender (and shit)
>6 fucking years, not one goal
>begged my coach for months to let me play up forward for a bit
>always says no
>one game we're winning comfortably and get a corner
>fuck it, I'm going up
>sprint into the box as the corner is taken, somehow get into a godly position to header it
>the ball smashes me square in the face, breaking my nose
>amazingly though, the ball goes into the net
>blood is pissing from my nose and mouth but I don't care
>I get up immediately, take my shirt off and run like a madman celebrating
>this is already in poor taste as you generally keep your celebrations hushed if you're winning by such a margin already
>start doing these weird as fuck Mortal Kombat stance dances in front of the parents of the opposing team
>kept shouting shit like "JUST GO HOME. NOT EVEN FIT TO BE IN THIS LEAGUE"
>adrenaline pumping through me from actually scoring a goal
>do this weird as fuck irish riverdance until the coach has to sub me off
>shout at the coach as I pass him "told you to play me up front" as I walk off the pitch
>had to wear a facemask for the next 3 weeks
>never scored another goal

I'm legitimately scared I'll run into an old teammate and people I know will find out about that story.

>>35922073
>new job
>business casual office stuff
>have to shit
>rush to close bathroom, only 2 stalls but the bubbles are comin, can't make it another 150 yards to the other shitter with 9 stalls
>both stalls empty
>unload fire poots
>fill the bowl
>dude comes in and sits next to me
>no big deal, almost done
>wipe with paper towels because the toilet paper is molecular thin and gets stuck in my ass
>paper towels and fire-shit-mound are immovable
>auto flushing toilets
>stand up and this toilet flushes like a pressure washer
>unstoppable force meets the immovable object
>red-brown shit spray water splashes all over dude next to me's shoes
>never ran out of a bathroom so fast in my life
>didn't even wash hands
>didn't get back up from my desk in case the guy tried to hunt me down by my shoes

>>35925349
Man just imagine finding out about someone that he did some stupid thing at 13.
AT 13. Can you imagine?
A CRINGEY DANCE CELEBRATION. AT 13.
I hope you get cancer you tryhard reddit piece of shit

>>35922073
Are there people who haven't done this at some point growing up?

>>35925222
Don't worry, if you hang around him long enough he'll at the very least want to fuck you... Because women can't be robots.

>>35925349
At least you scored, I was utter shit at anything other than defense. I was the best defense though, Puyol tier. The opponents were always fucking angry at how fast I could get to them even when they thought they got rid of me.

>>35925666
But we still can be awkward unfuckable and unloveable human beings.

>>35925910
>want to fuck you
>unfuckable

did you not read part of his post?

>>35925938
I did. And I disagree with it.

>>35922616
Done the exact same mate, kinda sucks knowing that it could have gotten somewhere, though alas, the thought of what would come after asking her out was scarier than the actual thing.

>friend sets me up with his gfs friend back in hs
>really cute but I've never talked to girl before
>things go well for a week or so but friend says I have to make a move
>tells me I should ask for nudes
>whatcudgowrong?
>literally asks if she can take a nude
>what anon?
>panic
>oh shit my friend took my phone and sent that
>never hear from her again

Fast forward 6 months
>through sheer force of will I manage to start talk to another girl
>she is friends with my friends gf as well
>actually have a lot in common with her and constantly text her
>never had a girl interested in me before
>never hang out irl but text all day
>finally hang out at st. pattys
>she's too drunk for me to make a move
>leave
>next week text her I really like her
>never hear from her again

>>35923076
One of your problems is you're thinking about Chad cock.

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>>35922073
>Told girl I loved her through chat
>Her friend pretends to be her
>Makes fun of me at the end of it all
JUST

>Take cough medicine
>put on shades to hide my dialated eyes
>take cute girl to makeout spot with a good view of the town
> both sit down on a log
> be too high to hold conversation
>keep shades on even when it gets dark
> turn and stare at her
>she tries to keep talking and flirt
>just stare at her til it gets creepy
>shes ready to go
>leave
2011

>>35925910
I want to fuck you and love you. I don't care how you look and what you're like.
I love you.

>>35925910
No you can't, someone will always want to fuck you, awkwardness is cute in girls, cute and reserved girls are desired above confident ones.
Literally ask a guy if he wants to fuck at a club- there, then get his number and you'll have a boyfriend.
Have fun with the rest of your life, never come back.

>>35925349
that's pretty funny desu. If I was there I would remember you fondly

>beautiful Italian girl in neighborhood
>one year older than me
>have a huge crush on her
>hang with her all the time
>in a moment of retardation I offer her money to show me her tits
>she never talks to me again

>>35925974
if only we lived in a world where that was a valid counterargument

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>guy I kinda like
>into hip hop whereas i'm into rock, but he despises the entire genre
>he's round my house and we're kissing
>suddenly ipod shuffles to a metal song
>grabs my wrist hard and tells me to "turn that emo shit off" or else he's leaving
>choose music over him
>3 years on and I still regret it

My every try to approach girl or flirting or simple interaction is a fucking shame and cringe.
After last time I just stop trying, there's something definitely broken inside of me and I don't want to look stupid again.

>>35927684
Dumb roasterposter

>>35927684
>being so shallow you'd dump a chick over her taste in music

>>35927684
>he listens to jungle beats

Dodged a bullet, roastie.

>>35928024
>>35928919
>roasite

I'm 24 and i've only had sex twice

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>>35930330
>She isn't married