>Haven't had sex in an entire fucking MONTH This is fucking

>>35921100
Even though this is ironic. You made me cry

i havent had sex in 2 weeks. i know how you feel

>>35921100
Two months here, don't feel anything.

>>35921100
Yeah.

Only been 18 years since I learned how to jerk off (I was 11). Still haven't had sex yet.

>>35921100
I haven't had it in two days. ;__; Help...

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>tfw haven't dreamed of sex in 5 weeks

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>>35921100
>tfw you haven't had sex in two hours

WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP, BROS?!

Fuck, I can't make it until daybreak for my morning blowjob!

Trying too hard.

I'm a NORMIE and I just post about my regular life from time to time but mostly just post normally trying to be funny.

R9k is mostly normals now.

Goin on a year now I aint had nothin twixt my nethers werent run on batteries >:(

>>35921100
6 months here's. It's not so bad I guess.

Going to be 2 weeks now. Was supposed to go on a weekend trip with this thicc girl but she ghosted me. Going to meet another girl instead but even so there's no guarantee of sex ;_; Life is suffering.

longest dry spell was 4 months (after breakup) but luckily i was pretty depressed so my libido was low anyways.

so i guess i dont know dat feel.

>all these normies who don't realize this is a bait thread

>>35921100
When we're counting "years that you haven't had sex", which year do you start from? 0? 16? 18?

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>>35921100
Last had sex never.

I don't think I actually want sex you know? Or a gf or anything. I thought I did but I think it was actually just expectations from society, when I actually think about it the thought of having a gf fills me with anxiety. I know they'd always want to talk to me and at most I'd want to see them once a week. I think I'm happy eating and masrurbating.

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I had sex tonight but I didn't get to cum.

>>35921100
its been 2 weeks for me
its already starting to hurt bad
send help ;-;