ITT: /MISCHIEF/ >Go into public/university bathrooms >Remove

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>>35920090
>Go to supermarket
>Get cashier to scan my items
>Say i forgot my wallet and leave

>take shower at gym
>piss in shampoo dispenser

>>35920124
>order at mcdonald's drive thru
>drive away

Who /cumshark/ here?
I learned about this yesterday from /gif/

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>Being driven to psych appointment by sister
>see a "How's my driving?" Bumper sticker on a company truck
>call number and complain about reckless driving even though they were driving safely

>go on /mlp/
>Post thread saying that steven universe is the new MLP
>Watch the board burn

>>35920201
That's just mean :(((

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>>35920201
Gave me an audible kek
Have a pepe for your troubles anon

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>Google /MISCHIEF/ threads and alter the story so I can be edgy, witty and funny

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>follow someone into the back alley
>beat them to death with a metal rod

>match with girls on tinder
>don't message them
>if i do just spam them gifs

>arrange date with girl
>back out last minute so she thinks i'm alpha
>jerk off and watch hentai

>>35920090
Hope that's worth a suspension and your schooling

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>>35920343
>Let someone beat me with metal rod
>Already beat myself with metal rod
>Waste their time

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>>35920090
>in art class
>do assignment correctly
>except
>scatter anime girls across the picture

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nobody posts in normies btfo anymore so I'll just post this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfWI4AATpjI&t=160s

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>dad calls me a worthless loser and tells me to kill myself so that I stop leeching off of him
>don't do it and continue using his resources
Get fucked chad, I didn't ask you to make me and now you're gonna pay

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>>35920383
>follow someone into back alley with metal road
>hit myself with metal rod
>dumb normie had to watch me get hurt
>I bet he feels bad about it now
wojaks greentext too

>go into university bathrooms
>Stand at urinals until someone goes into the cubicles
>Switch the lights off and leave

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>>35920588
That's hilariouss

When I climb up the stairs to get my exercise, I press the elevator button on every floor.

When I'm driving relatively fast, I throw my gum at little girls' heads. Like what happened to Lisa Simpson. It's harmless and it will give them something they'll never forget.

If I'm on a free lane, I point and laugh at people stuck in traffic.

I make faces at the blind kid who thinks I'm his friend.

I pretend to be friends with certain people and then say racist things about them when they're not here.

I'm evil.

>be quiet kid at school
>Play pumped up kicks one day full blast on a speaker
>See how mamy people run

>put the song "closing time" on the jukebox at the bar
>Tfw it comes on at 930 and Normies really think the bar is closing so they leave

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>>35920773
>I make faces at the blind kid who thinks I'm hiis friend.

>go into bathrooms
>Sit in cubicle
>When someone comes in start banging on the cubicle sides, make shitting noises and begin crying in hysteria

Gets them every time

>go round uni computers
>Turn screens upside down

Take that fucking normies

>can't be arsed bringing a towel to gym
>after shower spend 10 minutes using half a roll of TP to dry myself while people are waiting outside (single-person stalls)

Whoopsie.

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>go to the supermarket to buy groceries
>cashier asks me if I have a rewards card
>tell them I don't ( I actually do have one)
>then asks me if I would like one
>say "Yes please"

I have done this 24 times at the same store with different cashiers. Last time one of the managers gave me a mean look so i think the jig is up.

>intentionally leave flatmates milk out in the sun then put it back in the fridge before he gets back

Take that asshat