>going to the supermarket >about to enter as the automatic

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>>35919361
>chad approaches me
>"hey, man, do you know where x is?"
>"sorry, I don't"
>mfw I did know

How could you possibly comprehend the true depths of my brilliantly manipulative mind?

>>35919361
Just say you're on a diet or you're a pedo. Much more believable.

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>>35919361
>guy approaches
>asks if i know the directions to the terminal
>"yeah sure it's x then y then z"
>guy thanks me
>mwf gave him wrong directions.

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>Tell normie customers all toppings are free
>All of the food is overpriced and a rip off

>be at train station, train about to open its doors
>"excuse me, does this train go to X?"
>"ah no, that's the next the one"
>there is no next one

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>drinking coffee in a cafe
>7/10 asks if the seat on my table is taken
>literally 4 other tables are empty
>say it's taken
>mfw it wasn't
>feels good to be a 6'2 chad

>>35920348
Get out get out get out of my board!

>>35919796
all memes aside you are scum

but that is belzebubial