This is what your oneitis will be doing this weekend. How does

Jealous, wish I was her

She can always call me if she wants to hang out desu.

>>35917295
strange because i don't have a oneitis so who's doing it?

>>35917295
yea because she's my gf and I'm seeing her this weekend thanks

>>35917295
Thats a lot of cum

muted for 8 seconds yadda yadda

>>35917295
good to know that dicklets can still somehow manage to get grills and piss on them

>>35917367
>gf
Get
Out
You normie piece of scum

That's fucking disgusting.
Guess I'm a normalshit after all.

Peeing on a girl and in her mouth is my fetish. Most of the porn vids I've come across. The actors can pee at will and it looks completely clear not even slightly yellow. Does anyone know how they do this?

is swallowing piss the new norm now for girls? used to be swallowing cum was the taboo thing, but now it's commonplace

>>35917457
Just drink water and your piss won't be yellow. It should not be yellow in the first place.

>>35917295
He totally paid her to do that.

Jokes on you my oneitis is a lesbian

>>35917457
By drinking a shit ton of water

>>35917367
kys


oregano smegamo

>>35917494
>It should not be yellow in the first place.
This is a meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWASUMMQjj8

>>35917575
Why should I take an advice from this nobody? I have literally not had a drink of any liquid but water for the last two years; my piss is clear.

>>35917508
>he doesn't think lesbians get dicked down on the side by chads
>and on occasion have threesomes with said chads

How naive

>>35917620
It's a short, synthesized way of obtaining researched information from studies that he cites here:
http://www.trutv.com/shows/adam-ruins-everything/blog/adams-sources/adam-ruins-football.html

>>35917295
Accept that I'm in love with the idea of being in love, infatuated with an idealized version of the person I'm fixated on and that, while I can never have the experience of falling in love the first time again, I have gained a great deal of wisdom that has further enriched my life which warrants gratitude toward the individual which caused me to have the sensation.

>>35917389
that's not cum...

>>35917367

Kill yourself immediateIy

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102KB, 654x862px

>>35917295
MY ONEITIS IS PURE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jealous, because that guy is getting to do that and I'm not. And I don't even know what he looks like, he could be fat and ugly for all I know. And if that's the case I'm even more jealous because I'm probably better looking.

i almost puked when she swallowed. what a whore

>>35917827
wow. thank you for posting this. i can actually kind of relate to this and it wasnt just mindless garbage
>>35917671
>tfw lesbian couple at work had a kid
>pretty sure one cheated with a man and thats how she got pregnant

>>35917295
Hnnng, post moar pissdrinking sluts

Korrupted Kristy is her name if any of you want a good fap

>>35919125
Don't generally find this kind of thing hot but someone posted one before with her and 2 guys and it was pretty hot.

No joke, I'm trying to date an escort. She's respectable and she makes more than me at my current state. I hope she retires before 34.

>Implying.

She is probably getting knotted by a dog. Considering the sluts we have nowadays.

>>35919219
I can't post my bestiality webms though

>>35917295
All my oneitis does is study and watch shows like Arrow on Netflix

She's actually anti-social while I am just socially retarded

I love her but I'll never ask her out because she's really boring

>>35919387
just fuck her so she won't be so boring?

>>35919151
>I hope the best for her
why?

>>35919248
Of course you can. No mods around here

>>35919427
I don't really want sex anon.

Its a cruel fate to be born in this world where people are driven almost exclusively by it but while I sometimes watch porn I just want to hug, hold hands and cuddle, even though I know that deep down most women want to be fucked by a big, Alpha male.

>>35919552
Make her not boring. Force her to participate in your hobbies.

>>35919589
Alright I'll give it a shot I guess