What is HER name, /r9k/? It wouldn't be a /hername/ thread

I got over her.
because why torture myself with hope

>>35917207
Sasha

0eihgierngoergjoGI

Avina.

god dammit....

>>35917207
katie is my cousin's name
i don't really have a her right now to be honest. kind of crushing on a few girls but only in a vague way.

ShaneII

who here /don't have a her/?

feels good not to be tortured by some woman's existence

Heather

It's been over ten years and I still think about her.

>>35917207
Kaleigh.

I miss her so much. She's never going to talk to me again.

>>35917207
Lisa. We were going to have 4 kids ;_;

DeNisha

Megan
Two years wasn't enough. I guess the drug dealer you left me for was worth it.

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Sierra b. Crump

She fucked me up good, asked her out like 5-7 times got close too but she either didn't show up or was at the wrong place.

Another girl that fucked my shit was eh lets call her may because i cant remember her name, met her on OkCupid and we had something nice going on but I stopped talking to her once I thought i said something wrong. Came back but eventually she stopped talking to me, i send like 6 messages and she eventually blocked me. I had a good cry that night but I learned some valuable lessons 1 which is not to take rejection seriously cause theres a fuckton of bitches out there and 2 not to double text.

I'd post her name but she browses r9k so I'm afraid she'd know it was me

>>35917207
Jillian

Been a year since we talked but my mind still comes back to her.

Nah, she's better off without me being a bully and general asshole. I enjoy being alone because I don't have to hurt her or anyone else

>>35917293
At least you won't have to pay for kids and that inevitable divorce that would happen when she cheats with Chad

>>35917371
Weird, every Jillian I've ever known (like 3) has been a stunner. Pretty unforgettable.

Usually pretty artsy and unique, not stacy tier though. Almost always chill and down for whatever.

Tiara

Still miss you even after what you did

>>35917403

can confirm. went to homecoming with a jillian, super attractive. theater chick, very talented.

>>35917412

what'd she do mate?

>>35917207
Sophie. Too bad she was a massive whore.

>>35917445
Cheat.

D fu utt

Ciara

No, not her

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>>35917450
That tends to be the case with most women named Sophie from what I recall.

>>35917486

I know that feel. still miss grace as well. but I acknowledge that I deserve someone loyal, so it don't hurt too much

>>35917207
alyssia

turned into a man and an sjw

so, easy to get over it.

Marie.

God damnit, Marie. Too bad you're a level of mental illness above me. Too bad you got knocked up.

>>35917511
Yeah, I know I deserve better than her but I still can't get her out of my mind. Want to text her but fuck that I'm not the one who was unfaithful.

>>35917558

better to be alone than with a cheating whore

always remember that

Katriel.
I'm sorry I got on those drugs and relied on you so much for friendship. I know life wasn't that good for you because of those people who raped you earlier in the year and I shouldn't have put such a heavy weight on you. Your words will always be the definition of what being loved feels like for me.

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>>35917558
I can relate. I've been dwelling on a girl for almost 8 years. Still remember her number, chances are she probably doesn't even have that number anymore.

I guess it is what it is.

>>35917207
Andy, go the fuck to sleep. She was just on the phone with her boyfriend for 5 hours.

>>35917502
I'm starting to think it's the same one.

>>35917801
never know. I knew three of them in my high school, I never talked to them but two of them became single moms like before 20 and the other was a co-worker who was fired over meth or something.

Courtney, she had hope, ambition, and pride, all that which I lacked. She is getting married now, and not to me, which is not surprising.

Jessica.

Why, god, did I even try to confess to her? She was CLEARLY out of my league.

>>35917259
Here. I'm currently going crazy for one but I don't think anything formal will happen considering she's older than me

Still feels like shit. One she who might understand you and vice versa and the chances are all against you

Becca, I have her number and asked her if she wanted to do something this weekend but I'm scared shit less at the thought about being alone with her, let alone actually making plans and asking her.

There was an Emily for a while, then a Delia, and then I figured that in both cases I was just projecting my own wants on to the blank slate of women that I hardly know.
So I switched to 2d; for my purposes there is literally no difference.

>tfw no one will ever say your name

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>>35918035
Yeah man, I think after all the shit I dealt with I've switched entirely to 2D. They might not be real but at least they'll never destroy you. Plus they're perfect in every way.

>>35917207
>Oona
>Shayla
>Paige
Past, Present (sorta), and hopefully future.

>>35918055

sucks for you having such a weird-ass fucking name ladasha

>>35918146
>sucks for you having such a weird-ass fucking name ladasha

I'm white though

>>35918114
Should probably also mention Chey, but lord knows what's gonna happen there

>>35918225

sucks for you having such a weird-ass fucking name bethany

>>35917207
Catherine
Andrea
Yocelyne
Maria
Maria
Andrea
Cioly
Nathalie
Maria
Marianny

In that order.

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>>35917207
Tahlia

>>35918305

what's with you and marias man

>>35917230
Go back to /k/ friend

Michelle,/franknstyn/dear / lieing cheat bitch.

>>35918321
I don't know, they are great at sex too

>>35918326
FUCK OFF! SASHA IS THE NOBLEST OF ALL NAMES. KALASHNIKOV BEING SECOND!!!1

>>35918321
i make the same mistake...3 times...

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>>35918378
tell us about her anon
originalle

>>35918378
>Kalashnikov
I'm reminded of a friend who thought "Methamphetamine" would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

He died of a heroin overdose

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Kayla

fuck fucking god fucking damnit Kayla.

god fucking damnit

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>>35917207
Alondra.

All women are whores

Rachel
That kinda thing fucks with a man's self esteem

>>35918447
>when shitposts and satire meet

I don't know what to believe any more.

Unrelated but what would be a good name for a mid to large sized dog breed be? I'm thinking saxon but any non-meme suggestions are welcome.

>>35918520

Reaver

name of my siberian husky

>>35918520
sasha

(original comment certified)

breadquanda.

shiiiiiet, breadquanda

>>35917207
Alice
I miss that'n

>>35918550
Reaver, strikes me as too memey

>>35918558
Sasha is also quite memey, unless it is a russian dog breed

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>>35917207
Rhianna ;-;

>>35918520
I got a couple names
>Joseph Joestar
>Jotaro Kujo
>Yoshikage Kira
>Josuke Higashikata
>Mike

>>35917207
no her name is catie
also marissa
also angelica

>>35918769
>when weebs attack

Id preferred pure aryan doggo names please

>>35918827

Chad

orekjelwkr

>>35917396
Seconded. I guess that's bad luck.

>>35917207
Lara. We both like each other as well, but fucking life just doesn't allow us to be together.

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Vanessa
An 8/10 brunette with a nice body. We actually talked a lot back in the day, we were almost a platonic couple but Anon fucked up Massively.

Krista...

She is living a happy life now far away from me as a tattoo artist now...

If any of you know who I am or who she is please leave me alone.

>>35917207
You got me OP

I still don't know why she told her dad

>>35918827
Richard. When the dog is causing mischief, it'll be permissible to call him Dick.

>>35917207
Kat

fuckfuckfuck

>>35918718
Don't worry Drake, she is a bitch

>>35919009
Not bad, I like the name Richard. I really like traditional names that also have a common nickname.

Samantha

I will continue to admire from a distance and never show any interest towards her. Maybe one day I'll get the balls to do something but by that time it will be too late. Also she's younger than me by 3 years and she seems like a whore which makes me sad.

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>>35917207
Paige

All those years and I barely even talked to you

Fuck me

Alice.
We were going to get married, we were going to raise a beautiful daughter. But I guess it was just wishful thinking.

I never knew Chads were also forty-something old guys.

>>35919086

chads will always exist. be it 18 or 78.

>>35919124
Now I know that, I used to think that only young ones were Chad, until that one took her from me.

You guys were right and I didn't listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rjgt6T1uKY


She's a lesbian though isn't she?

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Lisa.

It's been over four years, but she set the precedence of ruining my innocence and started my path to alexithymic relationships. All I can do now is enter shallow ones, as all serious future endeavors after Lisa have only lead to hurting me or hurting them. Maybe one day, just not soon, even though it's been years... but that's the robot life.

Noelle.
She's been dead for about two years now.

>>35919148

I know the feels man. I'm 26 now, I was dumped by a girl 7 years ago, I'm still not over it. Well to the point where I only like 2D. They said the 20s are the best part of your life, shit already feels like it's going downhill.

>>35917207
Theadora.

I keep telling myself im over her and cant think about her anymore but fuck nothings working.

This is the third night in a row ive just stayed up thinking about her and listening to music.

>>35919068
Either way, let us know what you ended up naming your dog.

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Hotaru

3D women are not important

>>35917207
Sarah. Multiple Sarah's, actually.

Also a Tanya, but I haven't seen her in forever.

>>35917207
Claire.

I do think she legit liked me at one point, but I never made a proper move and have some insecurity issues regarding my teeth (they aren't perfect) and that led to some problems. Eventually people move on, still friends and all though. Sad to look back on what could have been, but the past is the past sadly.
>>35919086
That sucks anon, how did you even manage to lose her to a 40+ guy, why did she even go over to that compared to you anyways? Chad memes aside, I'm curious.
>>35919189
Sorry to hear that anon.

>>35919196
Sorry but this is a currently non-existent future dog. Still sticking with saxon, but richard is also pretty good for an also hypothetical second dog.

>>35918827
Name it Miles

>>35919252
I had a fall, a moment of weakness were I lost my job and was unable to get one for a few months.
I guess in her eyes I was a lazy leech and he was a hard working stud.

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>>35917207
Roka. Too bad she'll never be real.

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For the first time ever since I can remember, there is no HER in my life. 23 now fwiw

>>35919396
Damn that sucks. She seems kind of a bitch, no offense. I mean you talk of marriage and kids and then you have a brief bad period where she should be understanding and helpful and immediately dumps you.

That sucks man, I've known those types of women, they're pretty shitty. You'll find someone though, as will all of us here. Just gotta give it time.

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Kelsey
I've known a lot of bitches online over the years but she's the one that screwed my view of relationships up the worst. In retrospect it never ever would've worked out because she was like 3 years older than me, lived on a different continent and was out of her fucking mind. Ever since then I've just been chasing that high I got from her when I thought there was the chance of something happening between us.

>>35919507
Thanks man, I hope I will.
I hope all of us do find the one that we are looking for.

>>35919549
I think we will. I remember being 15, 20, 24, you get the point. Thinking I would never find anybody, then some random chicks came by here and there, stuff happened, and here I am. Granted I'm single now, some bad memories, but I think weirdly enough that certain things do happen for a reason and certain people do come into your life at just the right time, for better or for worse.

So I believe in all of us easily.

I'm a fucking fat neet manlet, and she knows that. But she's extremely nice to me and apparently perfect. She's clingier than me and I'm a fucking bitch. What's wrong with her?
I'm scared that she will fuck with my sanity if she decides to leave.

>>35917313
niggers can't feel love, get out of the thread

>>35917207
her name was Celine

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>>35917207
Shay.
She was an 8/10 NEET girl who was into everything I was. She was basically a female version of me, only difference being she was actually hot. I messed up my opportunity to get her because at the time we were friends, I was already in a 5 year relation ship. She was trying to hard to get me to cheat on my gf at the time, she was very open that she wanted me to break up with my girl for her. It's almost 3 years later now and the girl who I was dating just left me after 7 years because she got the guts to admit to me she only dated me out of pity.

It also turns out she was cheating on me for a long time with different men. I should have taken Shay's advice, she was the one I'm sure of it. But now she's in another place. I don't have contact with her anymore. I cut it off because she couldn't help herself around me and wouldn't stop chasing me. Now I know I was wrong.

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>>35920693
please don't be a real story

>>35920693
I don't know that trying to get you to cheat on your girlfriend was a good sign. Unless you are saying she wanted you to break up with your g/f before you got with her, that's different, it implies she wasn't willing to cheat with a taken man. If she was okay with you cheating while you were taken, that's a bad sign.

>>35919540
How did a woman on a different continent screw your view of relationships?

>>35920719
Too real

>>35920753
She wasn't really okay with me cheating. She had been cheated on before and didn't want me to do that to someone else. She was just constantly pressuring me about it and at that time I had been with this girl for 5 years, I thought my ex was going to be my oneitis. Little did I know she was only dating me out of pity.

Yeah I'm not posting her name here. I bet she still browses. I'm trying so hard to not care, and I'm getting closer and closer. Soon there won't be a "her".

>>35920792
I'm sorry to hear how life played out in that case.

>>35920795
>Soon there won't be a "her".

What did he mean by this?

Vianey
Karina
Lilian
Fabiola
Mary
Arlet

>>35920994
Mine is also a Fabiola, feelsbadman

>my name was posted but it was definitely not me

W-well it doesn't necessarily mean that NO ONE pines for me ;_;

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Hannah.
The first 'her' I've had since high school. Every time I see her smile at me I fall for her even more. But she has a boyfriend so I guess it was never meant to be.