>talking to cute boy from /r9k/ >he never logs in again

what was his name aynon

>No links to lewd discords anywhere

kill me

>talk to cute girl from /r9k/
>she falls in love with me and asks me out
>we've now been dating for about a year

>>35914526
excuse me i think this might be the wrong thread for you

>>35914545
why do you say that, my anonymous friend?

>>35914589
>why do you say that, my anonymous friend?
I hate women

>>35914477
>talking to fembot
>she brings up sex and how i feel about it
>tell her i guess i'd like to experience it someday
>asks me why so many guys on r9k fantasize about taking virginity and why they get upset if a girl isn't a virgin
>tell her it's probably a power thing, that they'd like to be a girl's first and only, don't want to be compared to a previous guy.
>asks me if i'd want to have sex with a virgin girl
>tell her i don't really care either way but it'd be nice
>day later she tells me she no longer wants to talk to me because i implied i wanted to take away her virginity

o-oh

>>35914636
is it because you're jealous that they get to be cute and you dont?

>>35914675
>is it because you're jealous that they get to be cute and you dont?
no

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>talking to cute boy from /r9k/
>we hit it off
>he asks for a picture of me so i send him one
>he blocks me

men are all fucking whores

>>35914628
why the fuck do you post this everywhere

tomokoposter i love you but why

>>35914704
>tomokoposter i love you but why
Literally what about that mentally ill fag do you love

>talking to girl from r9k
>she never responds after 2 weeks of consistent talking

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35914744
wow leave tomokoposter alone she didn do nuffin

>>35914796
>she
anon how new r u

>>35914827
been maybe 3 weeks

>>35914849
>been maybe 3 weeks
Great man I hope you have a fantastic time here

>>35914875
it's been an experience thus far

>>35914796
>she
WOW, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ANIME AVATARS DON'T MEAN THEY'RE GIRLS?

>>35914949
common sense, probably

never said i wasn't stupid

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>talking to qt3.14 for a couple messages, bring up idols (she had mentioned a little bit in her profile) and mention my favorite group
>writes me back quickly, she's a huge fan, this is the end of her message
>reads my reply, nothing different from our usual conversation
>deletes her account later that day

I finally had something good going after trying for months and it's just gone, just like that. Fuck my shit up. I've tried looking for any other accounts she might have online, but I can't find anything because her username was too generic. Fuck me.

>>35915013
> :D

probably dodged a bullet

>>35914674
Did you actually want to steal her virginity?

>>35915040
girls who use text emotes instead of emojis are pure and good

>>35915049
well we were talking under the pretense we'd date at some point

if we did date i'd like to fuck
but it's not as if that's the only reason i talked to her

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>>35915040
I'd take the bullet at this point desu, I have no fucking luck at all

I'd even have just been her friend, she was fun to talk to ;_;

>>35914998
We're all allowed to fuck up once. Just don't let it happen again friendo.

>>35914477
Well hey, I am not a cute boy but I am an older hairy fat virgin man, and I will gladly talk to you.

>>35915071
>falling hard for a girl on discord who uses emojis

>told her i had a crush on her at one point
>she's still talking to me

t-that's good right

>>35915077
If you were talking under those pretenses when she was right to assume you only wanted to fuck

>>35915112
>Having a crush on someone on the internet

You're a fucking degenerate and I hope you know that.

>>35915120
i don't really see how
sex wasn't a topic we even talked about often, it was something she just sprung on

>>35915134
y-yeah i'm sorry anon

Hey do any of y'all wanna play Stellaris on steam?

>>35915112
girls who unironically use emojis are sluts sorry to break it to you pal

>>35915252
well she memes a lot

also don't call her a slut! she's been through a lot!

>>35915185
It is possible that maybe you said something creepy or some shit. You're posting on this board, after all. Cheer up anon. Have you tried apologizing?

>>35915211
Just don't get too attached, I made the same mistake.

>tfw 6'7 blond hair blue eye white male with no short gf
Why do girls run away?

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>>35914691
>men are all fucking whores
implying that women arent its human nature even the most hardcore robots still have some kind of physical sexual preference with women

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>mfw boys aren't cute irl

>>35915343
mfw when girls are shallow on the inside

are you guys being serious? where are you talking, discords?

>>35915364
>mfw when girls are shallow on the inside
Everyone is shallow. You either get the good genetics and a happy life or a shitty one where no one likes you.

>>35915367
There was a r9k discord posted a long time ago.

>>35915446
im not ugly ive been told Im cute i wasnt implying that i was ugly i just think girls are just shallow

>>35914477
because you have an oregano penis

>>35915696
>because you have an oregano penis
correct

>>35915696
also I don't see how that's relevant everybody here has a penis

>>35914636
>I hate women
this

Cute boys post your Steams NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What is a cute?

>>35915212
Stellaris is shit desu

I would be friends with one of you but I don't really have multiplayer games on steam.

>>35916310
You're a cute
Originally

>>35916544
I'm far from cute ;-;

>>35916526
>I would be friends with one of you but I don't really have multiplayer games on steam.
I don't play steam

>find e-bf
>talk for weeks
>play vidya
>he sees me and doesn't vomit
>shares hobbies
>disappears and hasn't logged on anywhere in weeks
>I still log into Skype every day to see if he came back
This is the only place I can find him now, I know you're here you gayboi.

>tfw like cute boys
>but hates faggots
>can't find any homo that isn't a massive girly-faggot "teehee fucc my boipucci xddd"

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>add someone on /r9k/
>have great conversation together
>greet them the next day and talk again
>great conversation again, may even play vidya
>don't greet again because I don't want to seem clingy
>sign in every day, so it's not like I'm not on
>they never greet me
>days turn into weeks, weeks to months, etc
>ends up being another random I forget about on my list

Do any of you fucks ever say hi every once in a while? It doesn't have to be every day, but no wonder you can't keep friends here. At least I try to stay connected.

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im a cute boy. does anyone want to talk to me?

>>35917856
what country was he from?

>>35914477
>add fembot from r9k
>she crushes on me hard after 3 days
>reject her, she deletes me

>add another fembot from r9k
>she starts sending lewds after 3 days
>I get bored because I want to chase girls, not have them handed to me
>reject her, she deletes me

>add fembot from r9k
>hard to talk to
>rarely responds
>almost never initiates conversation
>been 2 weeks now
>can't stop thinking about her

Chasing girls is way more fun than having girls.

you're probably not going to be in this thread but i got on omegle once and had a text chat with a cool guy.

we talked about how you're new to it but interested in electronics (i think ham radio, specifically) and you mentioned that bird book that i also happened to download the week before because you have or want to have birds. i think you were canadian and you told me you had to stop speaking because you were going to church lately. this was in december or something like that.

it was a fun conversation and i enjoyed talking to you. we exchanged emails but i was too afraid and awkward to email you after that night. i wanted to but i couldn't do it. if you still have my e-mail, please e-mail. i never have nice conversations and you seemed like a good person.

>been on r9k since pre deletion
>add a few people here and there to play video games mostly
>have only ever had one positive experience from talking to someone from r9k
>it was literally their first time on r9k and they never came back to the board afterwards
>been nearly 2 years and still friends

really gets the noggin joggin...

post r9k discord friends

>>35915341
>assuming gender
lmao 2017 preemptive anti bigotry

>>35914526
This is a gaybot feels thread

>>35915089
They made Wojak a NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>inb4 Wojak was always a normie

>>35915281
You damn right she's 'been through' a lot, as in, a bunch of dudes have been through her a lot

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>tfw want to start an /r9k/ discord but am scared it will devolve into chaos

>>35920601
it will turn into the same 5-8 people posting and jerking themselves off for attention. Nothing like being an anon, anon

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>had one chance at life to please cute boys with my cock
>got 7-7.5"x6"(at thickest point) not bad
>got circumcised at birth
J U S T

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>>35914477
>be an ugly fat fuck
>have a crush on a cute boy who will never like me because im an ugly fat fuck
>no cute boys are attracted to ugly fat fucks

i-i can be alone and still be o-okay r-right? ;_;

>every woman I meet on here turns out to be a trannie or a homo

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35922078
God damnit Anon fucking believe in yourself. Be the change you want to see.

>>35922078
workout so you are only ugly desu

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I just want a bf who I can talk about everything, who doesn't judge, is smart/talkative and will eventually fall for me
I'm a cute nerdy femboy