I am a supreme gentleman (picture related). Why won't girls

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>Too old for haircut
>Prudey lips, a sign of perceived as low-testosterone
>Camera angle too professional for a casual selfie, looks tryhard and shows you lack confidence
>Facial hair too little too thin

Work on these and you'll be on your way kid

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>>35913624
How do I look now, do I look any better (pic related)?

>>35913681
You look better but you still have a shit haircut

>>35913562
i kind of knew this was gonna happen. good question tho

>>35913681
btw how did you chop that? I want to do one of myself

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>>35913681
Now we're cookin

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>>35913562
>Why won't girls let me suck farts out of their asses???
You need to read the master to access the aroma of an arse full of farts.

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>>35913562
I am the PERFECT GUY!!!!!!

>>35913735
Photoshop, go to effects and use liquify

Darwinism is that you?

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>>35913709
Ok, got a new haircut. What about now?

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I am a supreme gentleman but no GF