ITT: Times you let your dick take over.
>in therapy session
>therapist has to leave the room for a minute
>get on my knees and start sniffing her chair
>smells heavenly
>feel erection wanting to explode out my pants
>start jerking off in her office
>she left her coffee cup on the table
>rub my dick all around it
>left a tiny bit of my precum on the rim
>get ahold of myself and put my dick away
>sit down and wait for her
>she comes back and sits down like normal
>she starts drinking from the cup
>mfw
She has an hidden camera to see how her clients behave when she's not there
>>35912064
how did you feel when she drank out of the cup?
>>35912093
...can psychologists really do that without your consent?
>>35912239
No, its illegal.
>>35912239
My moms a therapist, they do it all the time for security reasons
>>35912239
mine claimed hers was "for show"
i feel as though everything i ever told her has been recorded
>>35912279
I bet she gets together with colleagues and they show each other tapes of the awkward and pathetic clients and laugh at them. Fucking roasties, I don't know why we let them into the psychology profession
>>35912064
I know this is role playing but it's still pretty hot somehow.
Lived in the ghetto for awhile, a hood rat black girl in the same apartment building wanted to get on EBT so wanted a baby.
I feel like trash for having done it and guilty to have a kid like that, but she was very forward and persistent, I couldn't help giving in to my dick.
>>35914147
So basically you helped a nigger continue the tradition of wasting my tax dollars on more lazy niggers. Thanks Cuck, here you deserve a gold star.
>>35912159
kek, originally underrated
>>35914147
>trusting a nigger not to give you AIDS
>trusting any single mom not to come after you for child support
What the fuck, fvm
>>35914391
I'm sorry please forgive me, she cast a spell of jungle fever on me.
>>35914436
I said, I fell to weakness and my dick took over.
>>35912239
I am a psych student - ABSOLUTELY NOT. You have to sign a consent form before they can do that or they will lose their license if it ever came out.
>>35912647
See above - it'd be a dangerous game just to get some cheap laughs at the expense of the mentally ill.
>>35914446
You really fucked up, huh. If you ever hit it big don't be surprised if she comes demanding a slice
>>35912064
Sometimes I'm really thankful. I actually have diagnosed autism and yet I'm nowhere even close to this level of autism. I'm actually a really lucky man.
>>35914147
How hot was she on a scale of 1-10?
Originalsjd
>>35914534
Yeah I kind of expect that one of these days I'll be getting notified of needing to pay child support.
>>35914577
Not super duper hot herself, like a 7/8 for a black girl but sexually easily a 10/10. She was amazing in the sack, and even out of it just acting sexy she was able to pull me in.
>>35912064
>in middle school
>me, parents, and sister go on cruise boat
>swimming around in water near island
>sister has a very nice ass
>get an erection in the clear water
>fuck
>keep swimming and praying nobody notices
>sister's ass is staring me in the eyes
>eventually can't help myself
>spank her
>she knows it was me that did it and acts accordingly
>play it off as an accident by making retard flailing motions in water while trying to explain how I could have accidentally made a spanking motion directly onto her ass
>we swim back to shore
>am making the same retard flailing motions the whole way back as if I had been doing it the entire time
>get back
>sister starts yelling at me
>give my alibi
>apparently it's believable enough
>dad defends me
>sister stops yelling
>go about our vacation
>>35914471
Enjoy being broke after you leave college faggot
>>35914391
How is he a cuck? He's going to make a baby and wagecucks will pay for it
Spooky#4714
Could you spread the word someone who goes by spooky on discord r9k and steam is a 30+ year old pedo/sex offender who uses fake pictures of traps to lure young boys into sending pics and meeting irl to rape then and assault them =) thanksSpooky#4714
>>35914765
Some psychologists make bank
>>35914734
Lmao I keep imagine you walking to shore while flailing the water awkward and slowly with your hands
>>35914869
i'm amazed that they actually bought it
>>35914765
>going to grad school for what I love
>fully funded program so no debt while I'm in
>career expected to have 19% growth in 10 years
Stay mad STEMfag.