I want to really fuck a girl so badly right now I'm in college

>>35911506
Go to soc find someone desperate

Really depends what you look like.

>>35911506
Bro just relax, be yourself brah it's not much more I can tell you
*Combs hair
*Pops collar

>>35911506
Use tinder, you'll eventually fuck. Just wrap it up the women on tinder are whores.

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>>35911506
>pay hooker
>have sex
It's easy OP, you literally can't fuck this up

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>>35911506
What do you look like, how do you dress, how do you do your hair? How is your body language, are you used to speaking? When I wanted to lose my virginity, I was too scared to talk to qt3.14s but I could talk to ugly girls just fine so I went out with an ugly girl and banged her out. Bent her over and did it from the back and mushed her face into the pillow. The only way to learn how to fuck is to get out there and fuck up. It's like doing comedy. Comedians get on stage and they're awful the first few times. You have to be willing to sperg out and embarrass yourself, especially if you don't have experience with girls. It's a numbers game. You do it enough, next thing you know, you'll be fucking enough girls to have your stories. You probably won't fuck all the girls you want but you'll be able to sit back when you're 80 and tell your grandson how to talk a girl into anal.

>go to closest off-campus house party
>get drunk
>say stupid shit to stupid girls
>fuck

worked for me my freshman year of college

>>35911506
I mean you're in college, so how difficult could it be

If you can't get laid at some kind of party then start forming relationships with people. It'll happen when it happens.