Robots, tell me things. All the things. Exciting things. Intriguing

>>35909839
Wombats have cubic poo so they can mark their territory with it.
Also I'm sitting with my finger up my ass right now.

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>>35909904
Wouldn't it be easier to spread if it wasn't cubic?

>>35910166
It would roll down the hill and musguide other wombats.

>>35909839
New medication gives me dhiarrea
Really fucking bad dhiarrea

I have The Beatles poster on my wall.

In my uni we can't fully open windows, because one prof commited suicide by jumping off the 15th storey. But if you have a screwdriver you can still open the window. That's why a friend of mine sometimes tells that he'll bring there a screwdriver, and nobody gives a shit except for me.

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>>35910437
That is a very peculiar reason to do so. You would think that may cause a more widespread effect but to limit it to the specific university seems almost redundant.

>>35910948
I think everyone will stop caring eventually, and windows will be open again. Up until the next suicide.

Sometimes I feel that things around me slightly change, even though it's I'm possible. For example, water-tap seems to be a free millimeters to the right from where it was, or a hallway seems way shorter than it usually is. Others don't see it.

Synthomycinum can help you with acne, but not if you use it too often.

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>>35911065
I don't see it occurring that often.

>>35911205
Neat.

>>35911246
What is that?

>>35910238
what medication are you on, anon?

>>35909839
The Albert Ostman report is a supposed Bigfoot encounter that took place near Toba Inlet BC in 1924. In it, Albert describes several distinctive great-ape features that would have been completely unknown, being that primatology wasn't even a science until 1958. These features include troupe behavior, sagittal crests on the creatures skulls, and the kind of recreational gymnastics that all young apes seem to display. He claims that there was always one creature watching him to make sure he didn't get away, and that the only way he managed to escape was to feed his tin of snuff to the bigfoot that was guarding him, thereby causing it to go look for water. He spent over 50 years swearing by the authenticity of this story and eventually took it to his grave.

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>>35911893
What was up with the Bigfoot recording case? Didn't one of those guys take it to his deathbed too, as far as belief goes?

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>>35909839
The fourth crusade was absolutely disastrous. The crusaders wanted to take some boats from Venice to the middle east, but couldn't pay the Venetians, so in exchange they would attack a rebellious city that owed some money to venice (a Christian city nonetheless) but the crusaders failed spectacularly. Now the greeks offered to pay fot the transport if the crusaders forced another Christian city to repay its debts. This time they succeeded, but the Greek king was deposed and the new king didn't want to pay now. The Venetians get super upset and tell the crusaders to attack the greeks. Surprisingly they siege and sack the most fortified city in the the world, Constantinople. In fact even today you can see Greek artwork in St Mark's cathedral in venice.

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>>35912236
You talking about pic related? Yeah, that was 2 guys. Bob Gimlin and Roger Patterson. Both of them swore it was legit 'til they died.

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>>35912551
Yep, really interesting stuff, the concept of those creatures.

>>35912605
I want to belieeeeeeve... also, what's up with you and Eeyore pictures?

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>>35912670
Do you believe in any other supernatural creatures?

This is the only time this folder is used.

>>35909839
I live alone, and even though I'm in education, I don't have any classes/lectures atm, so I don't really have a reason to leave the house.
I order take-out every two days or so, so I don't even have to go outside for food.
Basically, the only time I make myself go outside is to through out the trash. And I only do it at night, when the sun goes down, so that there's less chance of bumping into neighbours.
I've alienated myself from all of my irl friends, because I'm afraid if I answer their calls they'll want to see me, and I don't want to be seen.
I've gained weight, and I only have one pair of jeans left that isn't completely tight. As someone who used to be anorexic, and is obsessed and aware of their weight 100% of the time, this is a real fucking problem. Food's basically been the only thing that makes me happy in life for the last few months, and that's why it's been really hard to start dieting. And even though I feel better know that i know I'm losing weight, it sucks because my goal is to lose 40lbs, and I know that it will take months, and I just don't know how to deal with being this fat, I'm disgusted with myself and I don't want to be around people while I'm like this.
At the same time, I never talk about these things to anyone bc I know how weird it is, and I keep my parents in the dark, and whenever we talk I just tell them that everything is okay, and lie to them about studying and passing exams I failed, which just makes feel guilty and worse.
Anyways, I realize I'm just s big fat pussy, but it feels good to get it ot there.

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>>35912778
I'm just about positive there's a Bigfoot as previously discussed. Yeti is another interesting one because some Tibetan monks have what they claim to be a scalp and hand bones from one. They won't let anybody examine it because it's super important for spiritual reasons but you see the same things as Albert Ostman described with the sagittal crest. I have a theory that there's a whole range of animals that exist in a way that science can barely detect and that Bigfoot kinda exists somewhere in between normal animals and whatever these other ones are.

>>35912872
also, to clarify, I don't feel disgusted with fat people in general, just myself. i only have empathy for fatties.

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>>35912873
Huh that's cool. No telling how much interesting shit exists that is outright hidden

What kind of animals do you think that they are?

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>>35913286
Basically what we see in nature now only their only survival mechanism is to be hidden. During the last ice age, there was all kinds of insane crap walking around ready to take a bite out of you. Hyenas the size of rhinos, 800 pound lions, the short-faced bear, etc. The basic trend back then was just African critters walking across an ice bridge and getting jumbo sized on the American continent. Anything that survived all that without leaving a fossil record (quite typical of apes) must have been a master at evasive living.

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>>35913511
So the takeaway is that everything bigger is hidden? Woulda thought the otherwise.

>>35913677
They've probably gotten smaller in the 10,000 odd years since the last ice age, but yeah, who knows? Maybe there's gnomes and stuff living in the woods. The issue with science is that by definition it only encompasses that which is readily observable. In the end we'll never know until we start making stabs in the dark and stumble upon some kind of advancements.

>>35913511
How do we catch them

>>35913803
Catching is basically out of the question. We just need somebody to go all Jane Goodall and start to learn by coexisting with them.

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>>35913792
Still a good portion of the planet not entirely explored, right? What a shame.

>>35913895
Even lots of technically explored areas have been abandoned or are visited very infrequently. As somebody who's been down back country gravel roads in the foothills of the Rockies, I can say that's the first place you would want to be if you were hiding from everything else.

>>35909839
The sound of the rain at night against my window is one of the few things keeping me alive.

>>35909839
I have 3 job interviews in the next 2 weeks. So that's nice.