>Too weak to open a jar of pickles >Have to slide a spoon

>>35909417
>pickles
Disgusting

that's not how you open a can of pickles

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get yourself one of these and use it

>>35909417
>slide a spoon under the lid
How would that even work?

>>35909447
there's no POP

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>>35909447
there is supposed to be a *pop*

>>35909464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj7FhR5w9Vo

>>35909475
You POP them
You POP them open

>>35909417
Buy Super Male Vitality

Cute! Maybe you need a big strong bf.. sissy boy ;)

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>>35909794
I am not a sissy!

>>35909417
How do people get to be this weak?

>>35909822
Ok qt, you're a big strong gurl ;3

>>35909794
Finally, the post OP was waiting for. The post that all "I am weak and sissy-like" threads are after.

>>35909504
this is fucking stupid. my old chef from when I was learning how to cook taught us all you have to do is get a spoon or a butterknife etc and use the side of the utensils and tap onto the cap's edge a few times (making a dent into it). it opens up easily right after