Femanon here. >qt beta boy oneitis >super nice to

>>35906436
>Femanon here

Fuck off because you don't belong here

>>35906475

Hey! I never claimed to be a "fembot" or anything. I'm more of a femborg. Also I don't have to leave and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

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>dating a guy for a month
>tells me I'm an alcoholic
>???
I really hate normies

>>35906530

Are you an alcoholic, anon?

>>35906557
No, I'm not at all. I don't even drink regularly. I just drink a lot when I do.

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>>35906510
fuck out normie bitch

>>35906625

CYBORG! CY! BORG!

>>35906436
I don't get it, what's the problem?
What weird with pronouncing it "aboot"?

>>35906620

Oh. Well he's dumb then.

>>35906684

He's a leaf, anon.

>>35906688
I'm was in a pretty good mood but now I feel like shit again. Time to cut all ties and never speak to him again

>>35906706
Are you sure? He could just be Minnesotan, although they're almost culturally identical.

>>35906436
>qt Canadian boy
What's the problemo?

>>35906725

Are you sure you wanna do that?

>>35906725
Get drunk with me instead desu.

>>35906620
That's literally one of the signs of alcoholism.

>>35906666
Nice get and great movie

>>35906749

I don't know I just haven't noticed for the four months we've known each other.

>>35906754
Yeah, I really don't need someone who tells me how to live this early on based on what his stupid "alcoholic" friends are like

>>35906795
It should have been obvious without the accent even. Beta who is nice even when people are mean to him? That's a very Canadian way to act.

>>35906830

Good for you, femanon!

>>35906776
I don't understand. If I'm not hurting myself or anyone else and want to get wasted once every few weeks, then what's the problem?

>>35906856

I just thought that was the way he was.

>>35906742
No native Minnesotans I know pronounce it that way. If you want to be sure, have him say "process". But not "processor". People are often wired inefficiently and process that as a completely separate word, at least older folks for whomst'd've "processor" wasn't a word until adulthood.

>>35906625
Remind me to never go to fucking Mexico

>>35906957
Oh, ok. I'm form Minnesota, but my family moved since I was 5, and only go there every other year. I just assumed as some point that they had pretty much the same accent as Canadians, since they sound so similar.

>>35906436
Tits or vacate the board.

>>35906967
thats brazil, anon

>>35906866
Because it means you can't stop when you start, so if you started buying it everyday, you would be drinking everyday. Like your young now and are busy, but you have the genes in you to become dependant.

>>35906967
Go to Spain instead. for boipucci

>>35906436
FUCK OFF YOU SLIMY SLUT
FUCKING WHORE

>>35907001

What is this? 2010? I'm not going anywhere.

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>>35906436
>>"aboot"

hereyougo.

>>35907030

I am not slimy! Or a slut! Or a whore!

>>35906436
plebbitor spacing

>>35907022
they have boipucci in spain?

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>>35906436
>>qt beta boy oneitis

please state if he is your oneitis or you are his oneitis

>>35907103
then fuck off back to plebbit retard

>>35907115
Every (((free))) country has boipucci, and Madrid has the highest concentration of gay bars anywhere.

>>35907107

I was in a hurry, alright?


>>35907118


He's my oneitis. He has since like the first time I met him. But he follows me around and always is hanging out with me and waits at my locker and shit so I'm probably his too. But both of us are too weird to confess so we're probably gonna be like this for awhile before one of us finally nuts up and asks the other one out.

>>35907222
Trips confirm you have to ask him out!

>>35907222
I wish I was a FUCKING MOD so I could ban your whore existence from this board

>>35907255

I couldn't. I know he wouldn't say no but god damn it everytime I wanna say something I get this weird feeling in my stomach and I know it's so 7th grade but Jesus fucking Christ.

>>35907274

I'm not going anywhere, faggot. Also there's no rules against chicks posting here so you'd probably be fired.

>>35907312
Just ask to go to a movie or some shit, just some sort of activity you two can do just between you two. Maybe if you do that he'll be more likely to try to ask you out since it'll be more obvious for him. I'm pretty sure I understand him perfectly, he likes you just isn't completely sure if you like him enough to be bf/gf together. You need to make it as obvious as you can within your ability to do so.

>>35907455

Thanks, anon. I'll do it for your dubs!

>>35907016
But the anon said she just gets wasted every once in awhile. It takes a special level of discipline to get absolutely wrecked once in a blue moon and stay clean for weeks until the next time.

You sound like you've never had alcohol before

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>>35906436
Nice RP. Very creative.

>>35908840

I'm a real girl. But I won't prove it by showing you my pussy because I'm not a whore.

>>35907312
>I know it's so 7th grade
>t. 8th grade
Hang yourself you utter child.