Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't.
Let's get indoors. Or in a cave. Anywhere, just out of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRN6fyVsCmk
>>35904118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I0UEn9uhmI
>>35904765
>going to join the dawnguard to kill the vampire menace
>vampire comes out of the fucking sarcophagus
>cant kill
Stupid Bethesda.
>tfw you finally turn him into your Eternal Thrall
That was the true ending of the game for me
>Be level 10
>ambushed by two spriggans and a saber tooth
>goes to riverwood
>ambushed by master vampire and two death hounds
>>35904118
is there any way to punish this redgaurd fuck for his insolence without every guard in Whiterun chimping out and attacking me?
>>35904118
Back to your concentration camp of a board, /v/ermin
>is pro empire
>still feel urge to attack thalmor and nobles going to the wedding in the roads
>gets 1k bounty
>city of limits
>>35905512
Just bribe the guards
Cause I like skyrim I'm gonna post my glitch story
>Be heading to Riften on foot, because I don't like fast travelling
>Come across 3 wolves ambush
>Kill 2 instantly with fire spells
>Last wolf running at tree, stuck
>Watch
>Wolf just keeps running at tree, slowly ascends
>Wolf eventually flies off into distance
2 months later
>Slaying Alduin, most side quests done
>Ez Ez, I'm max level
>I get low health, I chug potions, Alduin super EZ for Hard mode
>I get attacked from behind, randomly, not by Alduin
>Wolf
>Wolf biting my ass
>I freeze
>Alduin yells "Who let the spirit out?"
>Wolf barks "Woof Woof Woof"
>>35905512companions questline. become a werewolf. when you get transformed the first time you can (i think?) kill nazeem without incurring a bounty
>Trying a werewolf character with moonlight tales
>Feel unsatisfied for some reason
>>35905586
>wolfs
>barking
Drop the skooma
>>35905620
>making your character have such a curse
what about the sleeping bonuses?
>>35905431
kek
[audible "i hear theyre reforming the dawn guard" in the distance]
>>35905512
Yes. I once killed him with an arrow. I had to cover so no guard could see me. Use stealth, it helps with that.
>>35905639
I barely slept anyway due to shitty load times and the feeling like my game could fall apart at any moment. There's a perk along the line that gives a 20% gain to skill growth whenever the moon is out also.
>>35905512
I know that 99.9% of the fags that play this game are actually sneak archers, but the real assassins use daggers and you can kill pretty much anyone inside the city as long as its a 1 hit kill with no witnesses.
>>35905710
>dual wield power attack with X30 bonus
"If anyone sneaks up on us, I will smell them coming. Or I might not. We'll see."
1 Trillion heavy armor mage, J'Zargo is the most underrated character ever
>>35905802
>"Here, test these scrolls"
>Explodes on face
>>35905821
>not using become ethereal shout and the scrolls at the same time to fuck as many nearby enemies as possible
sometimes I think about rubbing peepees with inigo