Tell us about a time you felt like a creep, /r9k/. If you consistently

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The first time I fapped to a gymnastics video on youtube.

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When I used a public bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me was taking a massive shit and the smell gave me a hard-on

>>35903377
When a girl in my geometry class said 'stop staring at my feet!' loud enough for people to hear

fuck you gloria, stupid cunt

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>>35903475
You've got fuckin problems son

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>>35903475
You can't be serious, anonymous

>>35903377
I was at a sleepover and rubbed my dick on my friend's sister's face while everyone was asleep
>her lips were so soft
>i also groped her
don't regret it

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I like to walk around the mall and see teens in slutty outfits

I regret nothing

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I used to go to Barnes and Noble often because it's close to my house. One time a couple months back, I wanted to buy this light novel that had just come out so I was snooping around the manga section. In this particular B&N the manga section is directly next to the kids section which always baffled me because some of the material and covers are lewd as fuck. Nonetheless, I'm a 6'7" bear standing near the kids section for long periods of time. Already it doesn't look very good.

Suddenly what had to be like a 10-11 year old girl started looking at the manga right next to me. She started talking to me because she noticed I was looking at a manga she liked. She seemed to be a nice enough girl so I started talking with her about it and eventually I found myself sitting there with her talking about manga and novels and recommending shit to her, we must have talked there for like 30 minutes in a corner sitting next to each other. I'm not realizing that an outsider looking in is seeing this giant talking to a child for long periods of time, it doesn't look good for me.

Eventually one of the staffers who had apparently been watching us came up to us and she asked if everything was okay. The little girl said yes and I couldn't help but notice the staffer giving the worse glares I've ever had in my life. I said yes and I asked if there's a problem. She ignores me and asks the girl if I'm a family member or something. The girl says no and the staffer is immediately in vicious cunt mode, she asks me what business I have with this child. I told her I don't have any business, I was just talking to her about books. Then she said if I don't leave she was calling the police. Argument ensued.

Security got involved and it was a huge scene. She was loudly accusing me of preying on this girl. Everyone there was glaring at me like I just raped this child. The girl tried to defend me but she was ignored. I was so embarrassed, I was forced to leave. I just wanted a book.

>>35903714
OP said 'creep', not regular heterosexual male behavior

>>35903801
This is why I ignore kids

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I made some creepshots once while I was on vacation

>>35903475
Man you are welcome in my country
>t.Pajeet

>>35903801

Damn I'm sorry bro, that had to be embarrassing. Where were her fucking parents though?

>there was a girl that was pretty nice to me at school, we did schoolwork together and stuff
>summer passes, we dont talk during
>back to school, i'm chilling in the hallway and she's walking in my direction
>i dont have my glasses, so I can't tell if it's her
>so I just stand there, squinting my eyes trying really hard to see who it was
>not realising that from her point of view, I was just standing in the middle of the hallway looking at her like a weird fucking creep
>eventually when she's close enough I can tell it's her and she's looking at me like wtf is your problem
>never talked since

desu this is mega gay

>>35903475
Hey I remember you, you've made a thread about it haven't you ?

>>35903801
This is why you pretend kids don't exist.

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>>35903377
>took creepshots with the flash on once
>took me a couple of photos before i realised
i want to die so fucking badly

>>35904112
They just keep fucking staring, though

Don't their parents teach the little fuckers that's impolite

>>35903801
I'm guessing you live in the US ? Fucking retarded people too obsessed with criminals to recognize a normal conversation between a child and an adult.

Though if you look like the average robot it doesn't help you not making you look like a creep

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>>35903377
>be at work
>girl keeps hovering near me for some reason
>look at her because of that
>make full on awkward eye contact for like 4 seconds until she breaks it

recorded my sister peeing through the keyhole in the door

>>35903801
>I just wanted a book
>we must have talked there for like 30 minutes

You're an idiot. They're idiots too, but you should've seen this coming.

There was a girl in my high school that was the most gorgeous, nicest, purest girl I've ever known, to this day. Every year she hosted a pool party at her house and every year I got invited, even though I was a loser, because she was just that nice. All the loser kids got invited along with the cool kids, not many of us actually showed up, but I was one of them the first couple years.

The boys changed into their swimsuits in her little brother's room, and the girls all changed in her room. It wasn't an explicit rule, but it was understood.

My mom called and told me she was coming to get me, party was over, I was in like 9th grade so I couldn't drive. I went to change out of my swimsuit in her room, locked the door, and went on a panty raid. Two other girls came to the door while I was in there, but it was locked, I played it cool and changed and left under their judgemental stares. They didn't have proof, but they knew.

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>>35903377
I took pictures of my mom's feet and jacked off to the pics. I'd do it again, though.

>>35904645
Do you still have the pictures?

About a year ago when I met my first real friend. I was really afraid of drifting apart from her so I would message her a lot and get scared when she didn't respond. She told me that I need to calm down and that made me feel bad, but I tried my hardest to and we're still friends but I still feel bad

>>35904700
Nah I deleted them cus it made me feel weird but I kinda regret it.

My mom caught me licking my sister's dirty panties.

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>>35903377
>Tell us about a time you felt like a creep,
Whenever I go outside, everytime I pass a person they give me a weird look so now I always look down when I walk which makes me look more creepy but at least I can't see the look of disgust in their eyes anymore

>>35904991
Holy shit
How did she react?

tfw you try taking a picture of your mom's butt when she comes out of the shower but you fuck it up

>>35904236
Thats fuckin Alpha bro

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>start training for a new job at a hospital
>bubbly 8.3/10 nurse sits next to me, talking my ear off
>asks me what shift I'll be working, and what days I'll have off
>tell her
>she goes "Aww, I guess we won't see each other very often. You clock in right when I clock out!"
>reply "Yeah that's too bad, but at least I can walk you to your car."
>sounded great in my head, but felt completely wrong coming out of my mouth
>room had gone somewhat silent right before I said that to her, so it was perfectly audible to the 10+ people sitting around the table
>nurse gives me a weak smile, then stares down at her notes and poorly pretends to study what she wrote down

Need to work on that delivery. And also my ugly mug

>>35905599
Fucking Christ I wasn't prepared to read that

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>>35905599
>"Yeah that's too bad, but at least I can walk you to your car."

Oh dear

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>>35903377
>2nd semester of freshman year in college
>Be eating alone in dining commons watching anime on my phone with earbuds
>Said Enough I won't lose these precious years doing the same
>See a girl eating pizza alone on a table
>Stand up plate in hand and walk up to her
>Ask "Can I sit here" across from her when there are literally empty tables left and right
>Says "Uh okay?"
>Sit down and try to make conversation
>Not having it
>Finally see her text on her phone
>Don't know what do to keep bombarding random questions
>A group of 3 grils come its stacy and friends come
>Leader Stacy says we have to go nice to meet you shaking my hands taking away the girl
>Sit there alone contemplating suicide with the butter knife.

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>be me
>15 years old
>go to coney island in the summer with my friend ian
>he wants to ride that giant thing that throws you up in the air and spins around
>i agree because i don't want to look like a pussy
>we go
>im scared as fuck, i wore sandals for some reason on that day and I'm clenching my feet so they don't fall off and my legs are trembling
>eventually i start screaming "FUCK ME DADDY" as loud as possible and make moaning noises
>this is typical for our sense of humor i guess but i still dont know what the fuck I was thinking
>he's trying to tell me something but i don't hear him
>i keep going
>ride ends
>seats lift up
>a kid and his mom walk out from behind us
>holyshit.jpg
>They didn't even look at me when they left, they tried to hurry and get away as fast as they can.
>I was in shock
>what have I done
Fuck my life

>>35905599

I must be autist because I don't understand what was so bad about what you said.

>>35903420
Was it this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wScDMUWcuK0&t=299s

>>35906302
It implies hes gonna stalk her.

Any time I stole panties

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>be me like 5 yo
>have a friend at the same age
>neighbour is old women
>sometimes her granddaughter comes to her
>she's 9-13 yo (dont remember)
>she asks me and my friend for a walk
>whynot
>a lot of spruce near our houses
>we come in them
>she says we are gonna fuk
>dont know what does it mean
>whatever.jpg
>she told us some rules. while one of us is fucking, another has to stay with closed eyes face to tree
>close eyes
>she calls me
>turn around and come to her
>she lays at the ground with spread legs
>what the fuck is this?
>spread her pussy lips in different directions, look inside pussy
>hm, okay
>come to home
>mom asks where i been so long
>"i was fucking"
got punished for this

>>35906551
That bitch would be in juvi if it had been a dude

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I groomed an underage girl in to being my gf.

I didn't fuck her until she was legal but I did groom her to be my gf. She believed my web of lies and thinks she changed me. She thought I had struggled with gambling, prostitutes and alcohol and it was her that cured me of these ailments. Truth is I was straight edge and a hand holdless, kissless virgin until I fucked her.

I've actually started gambling and drinking alcohol since I've been with her but I suppose that keeps her working harder to change me.

I think I love her tho. I often get jealous and tell her I would probably hurt her if she left me. She has accepted my racism and autistic ways.

>>35906635
That's awesome, I wish I could do that.

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>>35906635

You're a legit cool guy, never change.

>>35906635
You know what would be funny? Pretend to drink alcohol but just drink water instead, and act as if your drunk. You could do all sorts of fun shenanigans with that.

>sitting on school bus in grade 10
>cute gril sits beside me
>glance at her every once in a while out the corner of my eye
>she looks back a few times
>stare at her for a bit then look away, repeat a bunch of times
>look at her for a while hoping she'd say something
>she gives me a weird look like 'wtf' and quickly gets up and moves seats

:(

>be me, 19 at mcdonalds
>think maybe it'd be funny to act like a little kid and ask for a happy meal
>i take it too far and say i gotta go poopy oh no, can you help me wipe
>she gives me a weird look and says sorry no, and walks away
>everyone else behind counter looks at me like im an autist
>I run out and grab my happy meal

>>35903420
c-can you show me?

I remember a qt azn girl sat behind me in my intro to psych class.

She missed what the professor said so she leaned forward and whispered into my left year asking
"What did he say"

I remember feeling her hot breath and sweet smelling scents then letting of a whimper/soft moan before replying.

It was my strongest ASMR experience to date. I don't think she noticed?

>>35906945

Tsk tsk, anon. Should've pulled a Smooth Sawyer and whispered back after moaning "Baby, he said you need to meet me after class so maybe you can help me with homework."

>>35906900
This didn't happen. I am originally convinced of this.

>order pizza
>QT pizza gril arrives
>give her a big smile and squint my eyes, trying to look good
>she gives a weird look back
>I then sniff deeply and say "I want to smell your voice." trying to be romantic
>She drops the pizza box and leaves

>>35906302
Probably the way he said it and the fact that he said it in front of 10+ people

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>>35905022
>now I always look down when I walk which makes me look more creepy but at least I can't see the look of disgust in their eyes anymore

I used to feel this way, and yeah, there are some people who will look at you with disgust, but most of the time it is just a projection of your own poor self-image mixed with a slight narcissism gained from being alone all the time.
You know what really helps? Staring them dead in the eye. If they are looking at you, they won't be for long.
They will either smile and wave or immediately avert their gaze in a panic. Put a little bit of aggression behind it but not full blown Ice Cube,work on making it as piercing as possible.

Sharpen your eyes into daggers and use them thusly.

>>35907376

Easier said than done. Also that would make me feel even creepier or make them think I'm a psychopath or some shit. Fuck that. I may look away after a few seconds but what else can you do? Especially if you're sitting somewhere waiting for someone and people pass by. Hate that shit. That's why I hate the YMCA. People look at me like I'm a lunatic. I'm not.

>when I signed up for a class so I could stalk a guy I liked
>when overhearing the classes he was taking, I checked which major he was most likely completing to see what classes he would take next so i could keep showing up in the same place as him without him noticing that I'm doing it on purpose
>when I obsessed over finding juvenile documents of a dead mass shooter
>and then reread them about 100 times
>and then did the same thing with more dead people
>when my eye doctor told my mom he was concerned about me
>when people sit next to me in the library or cafe, I turn my head and they see my face, and then they move to a different table (this happened to me twice today)
>when I put on videos of people talking and pretend I'm having a conversation with them so I can pretend I have friends and people like me

END ME. EVEN MY DAD THINKS I'M A CREEP.

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>>35907537

People are like vultures, anon. In my experience, if you act submissive and vulnerable, even the nicest people among us will see it as an opportunity to treat you with malice.
Staring at your feet says "I am worthless, it is okay to use me as a pincushion for your ego" where being more assertive with your gaze asks "What are you worth?" and most people either shut down because they're afraid of the answer or they inherently treat you with more respect because they are reminded that you have the agency to judge. You needn't eyefuck everyone, but if you feel their stare upon you - burn a hole into their pupils.

It's not easy, but switching from being the person who gets questioned to being the person asking the questions... it is empowering. My quality of life has changed drastically because of this one alteration. People will treat you with a lot more respect.

There was this super cute girl in the year above. I had a huge fucking crush on her but was too afraid to ask her for her name/social media. One day i was with my friend, he was scrolling down his feed and there was the girl. I looked at her name and then looked her up. I may of spent an hour or so just looking at her. That is probably my only creep moment.

>>35903801
Should have had sex with her senpai.

>>35907938

> it's another episode of underage roastie living life on easy mode thinks her experiences as a literal spoiled meme baby are anything close to being a shit-tier worthless male

LE END ME xd FML

>>35908714
>it's another episode of insecure man believes no one else can feel bad because his life is suffering for having a Y chromosome and belittles anyone else for expressing discontent while doing the exact same thing

Good job. You're retarded.

I used to hear my cute neighbor talking outside my window sometimes, I'd pull up her FB and masturbate to her holiday pics.

Kind of like >>35908442, when I found my oneitis's instagram and and laid in bed for a good 20 minutes looking at what few pictures she had up of herself and fantasizing while playing soft 80s love music.

>>35903377
No girl would warm up to me in a club as usual so this time I decided to walk through the dance floor grabbing every girls ass.

>>35904299
She must have pretty good aim.

>>35903801
The fact you have the same tastes as a 10-11 year old girl is the most damning aspect of your testimony

>>35909979
Most manga is targeted at a mid to late teens demographic and kids don't just consume things in their own age range, they often indulge in things meant for people older than them. It's not unusually for a middle schooler to be reading something that an adult would read, in fact it would be surprising if they were actually just sticking to things targeted at the specifically. But you know this already, you're just trying to look cool.

>>35903377


I am generally pretty mindful of other people, so I only do creepy shit when I am thrown off balance, which is not often. There was this one work day with a female coworker of mine which made me feel like some rapist in the making, this bitch drives me up the wall:

>have new worker at my shitty part-time job
>she is cute af and seems to be reliable
>immediately feel drawn to her, but also distance myself, do not want to end up craving what I cant have too much
>she is a whole new breed of succubus though
>I can tell that she is obviously not into me, I have a recipe passed down through many generations which absolutely destroys any romantic undertones, but she seems to like fucking around with guys
>she is extremely gentle and friendly, but you can tell this bitch knows that she is a magician turning dicks into diamonds everywhere she goes
>gets waaay too close for no reason and completely eyefucks you when you make eye contact with her until you look away like a little bitch boy, I normally never lose in starring down people
>only method to stay sane is being cold and distance
>barely possible under the circumstances
>decide I am just going to roll with it and see if it ever feels like normal
>check her out every time she bends over, take in her smell when she gets close, make dirty jokes, wank in the breakroom, all kinds of stupid shit
>get bolder until other people give me suspicious glances
>she seems like she doubts her decisions at this point, wonder if she will stop cock-teasing me by herself
>she does not and just randomly drops the fact that she has a huge bf
>realize that this cunt is playing me all over the place
>realize I nearly went into her net, with her being schoolgirl jailbait and me nearing my mid-twenties
>complete disgust overflows me as I remember my own schooldays
>completely knock down her little games from then on and always remind her that she should stop fucking around and work

>>35909979
Kids like Star Wars and Bond movies.

>>35904991
Bumping for greentext

>walking around neighborhood
>come up behind a pair of young girls
>one of them just has a towel wrapped around her and swimsuit (it's summer and the houses have pools)
>they are walking slowly
>have to overtake because autism
>they are literally taking up the whole path
>walk slowly behind them waiting for a gap
>start thinking that they must think I'm following them
>spaghetti
>start getting flustered and low key hyperventilating
>finally a gap
>sprint past them
>surprise (they hadn't noticed me at all)
>look like a full on creeper
>just keep walking and avoid eye contact

>>35904400
Not bad. How did they smell?

>>35906551
Was she hot?
Origcumment

jerking off to a friends profile pic
staring at a girl for a little bit too long
commenting on a girls appearance a little too loud

>>35903543
footfags deserved to be named and shamed. kill yourself.

>>35903801
Only in burgerland baka

>>35903801
this is definitely one of the things that make me so fucking mad about the contemporary world.

you cant be an adult male and converse with a young girl without being accused of being a pedo.

>be me
>driving around the town in my car
>see a young woman carrying a heavy bag
>drive past her
>see her later down the road again when im driving back
>see how shes really struggling with the heavy bag
>offer to give her a ride home
>she refuses
Propably thought i was gonna rape her or some shit

>>35907938
>>when I put on videos of people talking and pretend I'm having a conversation with them so I can pretend I have friends and people like me

You never talk to me so I don't see the fucking problem here.

>>35910196
You have really over-dramatised the situation here

>>35903801
>talking to a child as a male
fatal mistake.

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>>35907226
>"I want to smell your voice."

>>35905599
I don't get it. Does walking someone to their car imply a sexual relationship or something?

Once I was pretty addicted to sniffing this girl's dirty underwear. Not going to elaborate on the circumstances but for like half a year it was all I fantasized about. At my most depraved I would look at pictures of her while doing it, my dick growing harder than ever at the thought of how she had no idea I was routinely sniffing her most private smells.

I realized the whole time how creepy it was but that part turned me on even more desu.

>>35906635
D e v i l i s h Anon, truly

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>be me.
>Have a thing for neck/shoulders of females.
>Pic related.

>On bus.
>Summer.
>Hot as fuck.
>Girl with one of those "One shoulder is covered, the other is not" type of shirt.
>Neck of a godness.
>Perfect in all it's forms.
>I want to touch it, smell it, bite it.
>She's standing infront of me.
>So close, yet so far.
>Jesus.
>The next time the bus breaks I pretend I've lost my balance.
>I Hold onto her godness neck.
>Feel it with my hand.
>Almost cream my pants in the process.

>Feel like a terrible person right after.
>That poor girl had no idea how close she was to having a weird dude nibbing, licking and smelling the back of her neck.

>>35911015
The wonders of non-meme anxiety

>>35903377
The times I've taken creeps. At first it was like it wouldn't matter if I was the only one who knew but then it got out of hand