Have you taken the prostitute red pill yet? >Nail women out

>>35903143
You have clearly never fucked a hooker

>>35903143
How do I get a prostitute when I aint got no job

>>35903143
>There is literally no excuse
Except risk of jail time.

>>35903155

I have and I would say his post is true. Only bullshit part of his post is nailing women out of your league. It varies a lot based on where you live, but the good looking hookers aren't cheap. Hookers are almost always "eh, I'd do her" tier. If you get lucky and find a hot one for cheap, she is going to quickly realize she can charge a lot more, and you will no longer be able to afford her.

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You won't find many prostitutes that are very far out of your league unless you are incredibly ugly.

The really hot ones go into porn because there is more money and less risk involved.

I never really got much out of having one night stands or sex with hookers. I prefer to actually know the girl and for her to actually want to have sex with me. You can't fake that.

It's a shitty experience. I don't even care for sex. I want companionship. Somebody to go home too. Not some STD ridden whore to stick my dick in. If a girl liked me and was asexual I'd probably be OK with it.

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>>35903238
>You won't find many prostitutes that are very far out of your league unless you are incredibly ugly.

I live in the Netherlands and all the prostitutes are ugly as fuck. It must be so humiliating to go to one, when the average girl on the streets is way hotter and some guys are getting sex with her for free, and you have to pay to have sex with some 35 year old Eastern European whore.

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>>35903143
>tfw 80% of the "hookers" in my area are undercover femofficers carrying out stings.
>tfw the 20% that aren't undercover cops are morbidly obese black women with every std known to science.

>>35903143
Went through tons of massage parlor asians and backpage girls even a few who I raw dogged because they were amateurs (nice!)

Then you realize paying a dumb fucking bitch is absolutely retarded as fuck
Paying AND wasting your essence?
Only human traffickers and pimps win that game

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>>35903143
>shame of being a virgin

sounds like you're on the wrong board, gayfag.

>>35903298
>>35903179
Always pick a bitch who says "no blacks" or something like that.

Police can't racially discriminate, otherwise their evidence isn't legally evidence at all.

>>35903143
this is bullshit, because you have to wear a condom, sex in a condom is shit, definitely not worth paying for, no matter how hot the girl is, also even if she offered to do you without you shouldn't because of diseases

also, mechanical emotionless sex is not THAT good, really virgins, THIS is a true redpill, it's only this exctatic out-of-body experience you think it is when you do it with someone you love, seeing their reactions, whispering stuff to each other etc.

If you had a buddy or two and enough confidence you could easily rob and rape lots of backpage girls really makes you go hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Maybe that's why cunt shills are trying to push for normalization and legalization like OP

Cool story bro. You're better off saving your money and health.

>>35903143
I did it once in 2011 because I had quit a job and had had, surprisingly, big bucks as compensation.

True, the first time a human being treated me as a human being. And she let me treat her as an animal. Forever I'll remember my cum at the corner of her lips. Luv, anon.

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>>35903311
>F3A
>exhaust is on top of the cab and not over where the prime mover is

>>35903278
The ones in Amsterdam's red district are gorgeous, way, way better than the average beautiful girl in college.

>>35903473
unfortunately, pics are forbidden, and what I found on gg images doesn't even come close.

I recall hearing prostitutes in hawaii (it may have been specifically waikiki) were unbelievably beautiful. I've never seen one, though.

>>35903566
in summary, the whores in hawaii are kawaii

Edit: thanks for the gold!

>>35903566

I lived in Hawaii. They aren't that hot.

>>35903444
Sorry for the rant but despite years of therapy, I couldn't reap the benefits because girls still didn't want me. So the therapy + expensive russian escort in a luxury hotel probably made the magic. I entered the room with the resolution that I would get my own needs met, trough good communication. Firstly, I told her I was nervous as hell, and that she had to help me relax. Truth is I had hesitated with paying a BDSM domme to humiliate me and shit, but finally I pushed myself to normalcy and it paid. After I unexpectedly came into her mouth, she ran to the bathroom, but then she cuddled me like never. I didn't ask, she must have felt I needed it. She was not really a pro, it was an "escort tour" thing in the big cities, she needed to fund her studies back in Moscow.

>>35903742
or maybe it was also good communication, because once in her arms (after the thing), I was still scared as shit, but I *decided* to trust and relax all my muscles like a stupid baby. That's when she started to cuddle.

>tfw prostitution is illegal
>tfw soliciting is illegal
>tfw asking for a hooker is illegal
>tfw paying a hooker is illegal

no way out for me brah

>>35904023
tfw withdrawing 250e in cash, first time ever.
I thought I'd get at least 50s, but I got only 20s.

At least it's tax free.

Congrats you are too autistic to even understand how fucked up seeing prostitutes is.

>>35904395
not as fucked up as dying a virgin

If you have to pay for a woman to have sex with you with you and pretend to like you, youmare a fucking pathetic failure, no matter how hot she was.
Even if you score qith an average girl, you still dominated her into spreading her legs. You are triumphant, not a cheater, who had to pay off someone.

>>35904023
You go out on a date and have sex the money is a donation or "cab fare"
Keep a cam with you and say its for a porn shoot.

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>prostitution is illegal in the US

>>35904471
>real hero, real human being

>>35903473
>>35903521

Uhhh, no, not, by, far. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

I haven't been to Amsterdam in a while but there are a lot of beautiful girls at Uni and very few prostitutes who even have the youth to compete with the average girl on my campus.

>>35904504
wow, so in the countries you're talking about, prostitution is forbidden but porn is legal?

that's crazy
as if saying you can't rape a little girl unless you film it.

>>35904843
t. can't take a whore

>>35903179
In what retard place do you live?

>>35903143
Not really smokin.

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>Browsing local escorts online
>90% of them have "No Blacks" listed

Why? Are Nigs really THAT hated in the escort business?

>>35904985

Violence, STDs.

Running without paying.

Johns suddenly pulling a gun and thinking they're pimps and you're their ho.

Shitty neighborhoods.

Uncut dicks.

Believe it or not, most girls are still scared of foreskins in the US.

>>35903325
What if i am black

Original Not

>>35904471
>a fucking pathetic failure
That's EXACTLY what I am. Otherwise I'd have a girlfriend, you fucking douche.

Why is it so hard for normalfags to understand that prostitutes are the only option for us to have sex?

>>35905932

Aren't you supposed to just get pussy by virtue of being black

>>35903300
>>35903344
What if you're looking for a specific experience or fantasy?

I have some specific fetishes and kinks that are pretty much independent of any intimate connection to a woman. If she has nice legs, an open mind and knows basic BDSM protocol, I'd definitely jump at the chance rather than go through the rigamarole of dating some girl who could be utterly turned off by what I'm into.

>>35906025
Not when you have a really bad hairline, schizoid personality disorder, and live with mommy at age 23

>>35906110

You just described like at least 60% of black men.

>>35903143
A prostitute is not a substitute for a girlfriend.

>>35906222
But it is for fucking

If you pick your hookers, more often than not they'll be extremely chill and nice. I've had a bunch of hookers, treated them ok and they're always into stuff like video games, have genuine interests, dreams and shit. I just figure, once they've taken emotions and sex out of the whole thing, they become pretty normal people.

Of course, there's always those that you give too much room to and they start acting like hot shit even though they're being paid to take your dick.

>>35905796
>scared of uncut dicks
What did he mean by this

>>35906241
You can fuck a girlfriend too.

>>35906222
Is it not?

I've had a period of time when I exclusively banged hookers and evaded women. Best time of my life. Only reason it ended is because it's very expensive. Becomes a drain on the rest of your life.

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Reminder that prostitutes think they're better than you and don't give the slightest shit about their clients.

>>35906282
You got played. Good going, retard.

>>35904471
>you still dominated her into spreading her legs

That is exactly what you do by being successful enough to pay a prostitute though. Actually it's even more, because if you've reached the point where you can have a seriously attractive woman do whatever you want, you're beyond making an average girl do it.

>>35903473
>>35904843
>>35904882
Amsterdam Red Light District whores are beautiful, but seriously not worth it. You pay 60-150 euros for 10 minutes in a crappy room where someone came like a minute before you. If you can find one you like, because the good ones are always taken and the choice isn't THAT big.

I lost my V-Card to a super hot prostitute two weeks ago

the girl was really sweet and smelled good and now I know how a boob feels like, it was well worth to spend the equivalent of 200 dollars for 45 minutes with her

anyway you get like 10% of the stimulation you get from masturbation, you barely feel anything on your dick

>>35906320
>You got played. Good going, retard.

How exactly did I get played?

I made very good money at the time, I had no gf and it was making me save like mad because my lifestyle isn't that extravagant. I spent it on hookers. Had some unbelievable experiences that far outweigh anything I've had with a girl for real, my confidence was way up at the time, I was free to pursue my dream, I actually managed to achieve most of it, there was almost no worry on my mind for like 2-3 months.

Then in the end it became a drag because my dream also meant not so secure money flow and keeping a constant stream of hookers means you have to have a very big flow of money.

I don't regret a single second of it.

Moreover, I've had a serious gf several times and even the most prudent of them ended up making me lose money at about the rate the hookers did. Vacations, dinners, whatever.

>>35906314
>"I lost a well paying customer! So funny!"

if you merricans want to know how prostitutes look like you just need to check the webpages of our local brothels, for exemple

http://www.soprano-club.ch/
http://www.club-diskret.ch/index.php

>>35906339
>anyway you get like 10% of the stimulation you get from masturbation, you barely feel anything on your dick

The trick is to find hookers willing to blow you without a condom. They need to be very high paid and you need to be clean as well, so everything is clear. High class hookers tend to maintain better hygiene than any single other girl and are extremely careful.

Once you find one like that, enjoy heaven. Most of those women can blow you in a way you can't even comprehend. I cum too fast sometimes and I've had one bring me to the edge and down without stopping for half an hour before she got on top of me and I blew my load in half a second.

>>35903300
how do asian parlors work?
is there anyway to know what they do before you go?

>>35906423
Most are a rip-off, you lie down, get a mediocre massage and get jerked off. Then realize it's far below the pleasure of a regular massage and then jerking off.

It really depends where you live though, it VASTLY differs from country to country.

>>35906281
hookers
>no bullshit
>no tantrums
>can tell her whatever the fuck you want to do
Girlfriend
> listen to bullshit
>pamper her
>and countless other problems

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Reminder that you need to man up and pay for subpar sex with a prostitute on her period, else you're immature.

>>35904395
How is it fucked up, are you retarded?
I want sex, don't want to go through the trouble of dating a girl, so I pay for it

>>35906339
What does a boob feel like?
And also sex in general

>>35906417

how much high paid buddy?

>>35906486
Prostitutes vary vastly from country to country.

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Reminder that this is how prostitutes feel about sex with you.

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I am banned from a nearby 'massage parlour' because I am too unhygienic. The idea is that the girls massage you then rub your cock and fuck you.

I amn not fat, in fact I am BMI 15.6 and very underweight so I hadn't showered in like, 2 months when I went as I thought that obesity caused dirtiness.

When the girl started massaging me she made a noise like 'ooh what is that smell?' and then pulled off my towel which hurt like fuck, and she started vomiting. Apparently my ass hair was so matted with shit that it has become stuck to the towel and when she pulled the towel away my weak ass muscles couldn't hold it so she basically waxed the shit from my crack.

I want sex.

>>35906480

boobs are way softer than I expected, and yet stay in place

sex with a condom does not feel like much, a little warmth and pressure around your dick

anyway having this beautiful woman on top of me and touching her silk like skin was really nice

>>35906560
Who cares? They are products.

>There is literally no excuse, do it.

Yes there is. Even prostitutes would laugh at micropenises.

>>35903220
Window girls in Amsterdam brah. They're all 8/10s minimum because otherwise they wouldn't be able to stay in business, 100 euros for a solid fuck is a pretty decent deal.

>>35906025
haha lol
unfortunately I'm forbidden to only reply "This."

>>35906607
>100 euros for a solid fuck is a pretty decent deal

No, it REALLY isn't.

>>35906464
American hookers seem to think pretty highly of themselves and feel entitled despite renting their literal bodies for carnal pleasure.

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anon, would you invest 150 euromonies to fuck this girl for 30 minutes?

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>>35906607
With this logic my sex doll paid for itself on day one.
>all green numbers from here on

>>35906722
>Implying I'll last 3

>>35906335
>10 minutes in a crappy room
I didn't even try, did you?
I've seen friends of some guy waiting outside and clapping when he goes out when he's finished (looks like a tradition), it's a no go for me, I imagine strangers clapping at me or watching me if I did it.
I think your friends are supposed to make fun of you for how short the session was?

>>35906722
she's very obviously reptilian LOL! look at her scales on her legs

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>>35903455
>muh train nigga

>>35906722
Brothels are shit. Independents is whare it's at anon.

>>35906722
She has silent hill nurse legs.

>>35906574
>I want sex.
well its your own damn fault jesus

>>35906741

That's why you gotta follow proper procedure, dude.

30 minutes is enough to fool around and relax and pump it out once.

Or enough to get a hand or blowjob once, cool off, fool around, and then put it inside her once you can get hard again if you're serious.

But let's be real: most folks are going to spend 10 minutes politely undressing and psyching themselves up, 10 minutes fooling around, and then the remainder fucking and getting dressed again.

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>>35903143
And yet you're back

>>35906722

She's not THAT pretty. 150 Euromonies are nice. I can get myself a nice few dinners for that. I prefer to eat than fuck that whore once, desu.

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>>35906393
>http://www.soprano-club.ch/
christina, MD.

>>35906574
That might actually be the most pathetic thing I've ever read here.

Congratulations, you are now the new low.

>>35906574

>thought that obesity caused dirtiness
>skelly
>ass hair so matted it made a girl vomit

.........I'm a huge fatso, but maybe I should shower down and get a hooker. At least I won't be the wereskeleton

>>35906883

That's how I imagine a good housewife to look like xD

>>35906574
Maybe take a shower, retard.

>>35906894
Nah, the record still holds with the guy who wanted to lose his V card to a prostitute, chose a ladyboy, got anally raped, and didn't lose his real V card.
But yes, that was a good one.

>>35906971
Both are probably fake thb senpai

>>35906992
what about the one in Amsterdam, who couldn't get hard or cum, but came when the pimp came into the room and stared at him?

>>35907015
Haven't read that one yet, or I don't remember it.

ITT: Amerifats.

Feels good to be European, I can fuck hookers without fear of being arrested.

>>35903143
>>Nail women out of your league for literally no effort.
>Trade a days worth of labor to the whore so she'll lay on her back for 3 minutes

How cucked can you be?

>>35906971

I once hired an escort, she came into the hotel room, I gave her clear instructions to diaper me, I then shit my diaper and she was disgusted so she threw me out of the room in just my diaper. I had to waddle to the front desk, completely humiliated and they treated me like a freak tard until I got thrown out after she reported me.

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>>35903143
>Realizing that paying a whore large amounts of money was the only chance I'd ever have at feeling a woman's touch or having a woman say nice things to me cured my depression, at least I'm not a virgin anymore
Fucking neck yourself

>>35907102

a while ago I was reading in the news about a former prostitute who was not paying her taxes on the seven apartments she was renting

>>35907145
>I then shit my diaper
Who doesn't?

>>35907102
You allow your insecurity about the cuckoldry meme to rule your life.

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ITT : can't take a whore.

>>35907145

Have you considering, jumping from a tall building? You should.

All these robots not realizing that Chads go to hookers a lot.

>>35907188
At least I'm not a cuck, you fucking cuck.

>mfw I hired an escort to just cuddle with for 4 hours
>she asked me if I was okay
>I told her yes
>she asked if I had any disabilities

neveragain.jpg

>>35907243
At least I'm not a virgin, you fucking virgin.

Because I already took the ultimate redpill and became a trap

>>35907308
>he hasn't taken the final redpill
Pro tip; The ultimate redpill is the lead pill

>>35907278
based hooker was right though

>>35907188
Man, (not him), and I distinctly remember in HS being called a "c.uck" by 15 year olds who literally had never kissed a girl. I was the same age and the c.uck meme is just jealousy parading as an old righteous man's wisdom.

>>35907278
You mean on the phone? And you cancelled?

>>35907550

Well, she showed up and we cuddled for about 1/3rd of the time and then she treated me like autist so I bailed. Felt like shit. Well...the pillow is nice anyway right? :>)

>>35907570
Fuck, at least you ticked that off from the bucket list !

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>>35903143

>prostitution
>red pill
that's pretty fucking funny op, but the sad part is you are serious.

>>35906722

those veiny legs and tight skin I would pay 250 euros

>>35906464
>having sex with some dumb prostitute
>she bleeds all over you with her std ridden axe wound
>how dare you get disgusted and want to stop

>>35907303
Literally have a gf(Female) and have had multiple gfs(female) in the past. You know how much I paid them for sex? Fucking nothing.

Only cucks pay.

>>35907715
Yeh, a lot of them can be very entitled. The trick is to put them in their place, but precisely their place. That is to say don't treat them like trash, but remember you're paying them for it.

There's a couple of extremely fascinating prostitute forums, one is a forum of prostitutes and strippers and you can see 90% of prostitutes are extremely chill and much nicer than strippers. Many of them are just battered by life, trying to get by.

Also rule of thumb: asians are ALWAYS extremely professional and nice. Eastern Europeans can be less so. Bimbo eastern europeans are never nice.

>>35907278
>>35907570
Bad prostitute, I've asked one to lie in bed so I can rub her legs for about an hour, didn't feel awkward for a single second. But she was amazingly professional.

And I've also had one treat me like a freak because I wanted a footjob.

>>35907864
>lying on /r9k/ to save face
lel

>>35906722
>>35906883
>this is what swiss prostitutes look like

I am very, very sorry mountain jews

>>35907939
This is what prostitutes look like everywhere (except for some parts in the uae maybe). The top model looking prostitute is for the most part a myth.

>>35903582
Could you by all chances jump out of a tenth-story window,head-down?

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>>35907979
Nope, they look a level above those. Pics posted are 7s. Most decent, high paid prostitutes are 8s. I've had at least 3 9s. I used to live in the UK and then Belgium. Pic related, one of the 8s.

>>35906734
your sex doll isn't a real girl so no

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>>35908168
mmmm, okay then
keep enjoying your "reality"

>>35908187
>tfw not comfy
>tfw no sexbot gf

>>35908187
why did you put reality in quotation marks?