>bald >5'5 tall >ugly as sin >acne >fat >literally

>>35901922
Ha

>25
>Jude law hairline
>have 0 friends
>parents are the poorest people I've ever seen
>live in rural New York
>even if I get a few sheckels I have to buy weed with it (herbal Jew)
>go months without seeing a girl
>fat body
>hairy
>stretch marks everywhere
>man tits
>my only social interaction is looking autistic on social media when I'm drunk
>house is in shambles

This is a quality thread and what /r9k/ is all about.

>>35901922
Psh you think you've got it bad?
>5'8"
>slightly assymetrical eyelids
>atavistic moral system
>working minimum wage job for immigrants that I hate
>haven't gotten laid in a year
>suspended from college for partying
>job offer for the summer but unsure if I'll pass background check
>charismatic but sometimes jokes fail
>never been to a rave

>>35901922
>>35901957
>>35902036
>>35902441
>black

Game Over, folks.

>black
>double digit IQ
>5 foot 3 inches
>4 inch penis
>near sighted
>autism
>erectile dysfunction
>balding
>man tits
>narrow shoulders
>lisp
>stutter
>browse r9k

>>35901922
>implying

I'm missing my left arm.

>>35901922
i relate man, i'm ugly,stupid and virgin as well. i feel your pain.

>>35901922
>>35901957
>>35902789
I'm going to take a wild guess and say evolution is selecting against you

At least you fags have teeth.

>>35902844
not for long dummy

>>35901922
>full head of hair
>5'10
>average
>acne is pretty bad but getting better
>skinny and frail looking
>IQ is probably slightly above average or average
>22 and have a good job with benefits
>KHHV
>never had gf
>had a few friends but none were ever very close or really interacted with me outside of school/work
>no real mental disorders but I talk to myself and people think I am a school shooter type when they talk to me
>middle class

I am the uber cyborg. I have all the meaningless materialistic shit of a normie's life without the thing I really want: relationships.

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>>35901922
You got some nice digits there, untermensch.
There's that, at least.

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>>35902534
>>black
>tfw ez college
>tfw ez wagecuck tech jobs
>tfw can't be racist

>>35903032
dude get the fuck off of here you sound exactly like me except i'm not skinny/frail and wasn't exactly khhv at 22 and was way cooler than you, this kid is the cyborg if anything >>35902441, and he's just a fucking dork, your just a failed normie

>>35902441

>haven't gotten laid in a year
>suspended from college for partying
Fuck off normie.
I've never been to a party and never gotten laid. suck on that dickhead.

>>35903159
sorry but as a kv I'm not a normie. that is the one most important factor.

>>35903214
yeah but you had a bit of a chance like me, i just kept fucking up every time when it came to relationships, but these people were super-fucked from the get go. i was abused as a child and literally have ptsd, but i was born with good looks and an extroverted personality and people always liked me.you sound a lot like me, don't waste what you were given.. i'm finally just beginning to realize that

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>>35903383
It's too late now. As a male who has been successful at everything in life EXCEPT human relationships I have built a pretty convincing image of myself as a lone wolf. Changing now and having successful interactions with women or even getting a friend circle would destroy my self identity which I have constructed my life around.

It's too late for me anon, you'll have to carry on in my place.

>>35901922
>pretty shit hairline, but fixable when using the right hair products
>5'7''
>not a virgin
>lots of friends
>very social
>sharp jawline
>naturaly tanned (and no, I'm not a mudslime)
>I have been told (by girls and guys) that I have a sexy beard kek
>average IQ
>In law school (3rd year), never failed a class so far
>no mental disorders
>middle class

Who else /lurking normie/ here?

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Damn you guys are pretty pathetic. Do any of you have the strength to change what's wrong in your life or is r9k good enough?

>>35903546
i will try to carry on but if the life and identity you've constructed is that of failed cyborg loner and your only 22 you have a long and bleak existence ahead of you

If you are all of these things why would you also be fat? That is a choice

>>35903774

I'm normie lurking for lulz

>5'9''
>solid 7.5/10
>1st gen canadian from italian
>married to 9/10 Japanese girl, met her when I lived there
>beautiful daughter, watch Disney and wife's anime shit with her
>100k+ annual, own my own company
>homeowner
>spent pre-child days ripped on ecstasy and coke with friends every weekend
>Occasional depression/anxiety from intense work stress
>Bit of an underachiever in shool but high IQ and was gainfully employed (50k+/year) as a book editor for years before starting my own biz
>thankful

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>>35901922
>nice full hair
>6'4 tall
>normal looking
>no acne
>normal... maybe a little chubby
>literally IQ 134
>19 had several jobs
>KHV
>never had gf
>have friends
>no diagnosed mental disorders
>poor as shit

Why am a still virgin?
REEEEE

My iq is only around 106 and i feel like a fucking moron. Whats is it like to be sub 100?

>>35904031
I want to be you.

Im not suprised that this is not original.

>uni graduate
>in career job
>good looking
>social, have friends
>never gonna bald, good facial hair, athletic build
>paid off car, have a house, have a wife
>28
>5'7"

So how should I end myself?

>5'11"
>Handsome
>Athletic
>Unique hobby: skimboarding
>Some money in the bank but mostly parents just make 6 figures
>High end full sized truck

Still choose no girlfriend since graduating highschool. No friends either because I always feel too stressed around people. Girls are nice but they're a lot of effort. That's why I'll stick with drugs and prostitute.

>>35904031
>>35904110
>>35904188

Nice stats anons, happy to see I'm not the only /normie lurker/ here

>>35903032
LITERALLY ME

I actually got laid with a friend while extremely drunk. But it didn't turn out to be a relationship. How the fuck should I have kept her?

>>35904273
You skim bro? I'm from Delaware waves are surprisingly decent (I mean. It is where skimming was invented) I got a Zap beginner board then upgraded to this Exile double carbon and it's great. Can't wait for it to get 70 reliably here.

Where you from what do you ride?

>5'10
>greasy ugly face
>psoriasis
>0 friends
>play guitar
>good at bowling
>never been able to hold down a job
>no future

>>35901922
I have all of the above plus I'm Asian and only had paid sex

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>18
>5'7
>ugly
>fat
>brown
>never had gf
>bad body odor
>bad breath
>bad posture
>social anxiety
>fat thighs that make me look like a girl

a-at least i have friends, r-right?

>>35904349
>>fat thighs that make me look like a girl

N I C E
I
C
E

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>>35904385
No anon, it's not nice at all. Makes me want to end my life every single day.

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>>35904102
>not original

lol, I'd be very surprised if anyone else has an even similar life path (especially since I stumbled backwards into most of it).

(Captcha: this is the prefecture I lived in while in Japan -- 2spooky4me)

>>35904421
Nigger that is not even remotely bad, you don't know SHIT about anything.

>>35902441
>haven't gotten laid in a year
>has gotten laid
Leave and enver come back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw

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>>35901922

OK here we go

>bald
>5'4, 250 lbs
>medical-oddity level ugly
>bad skin with apparently untreatable rosacea
>IQ 92, been tested twice, officially borderline retarded
>32, working parttime at a package distribution center which is hell and has destroyed my lower back
>KHHV
>never had gf
>never had friends
>clinical depression, schizoid personality
>fallen arches
>still smell like a skunk rubbed in pig feces while I shower daily
>never had more than around 500 in savings

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>21 years old college senior
>6'2" 193lbs
>slim build, broad shoulders
>6-7" girthy dick
>attractive face, big brown eyes
>great skin, hair, and teeth
>get lots of hot girls (I've fucked 22 girls)
>wear designer clothes that match and fit well
>live in a $120k condo my parents own while I go to college (they pay for that too)
>play a lot of instruments and record my own music (I sing and have perfect pitch too)
>plenty of friends, and I'm super close with my parents and little sister
>mild Asperger's (mostly comes out when I'm alone)
>I play music on the weekends and that's my spending money
>no bills whatsoever
>721 credit score

And yet I still come on here. It's probably just to laugh at you faggots.

I still look pretty bad compared to normies desu

>>35904497
>193lbs
>slim build

>>35904540
>>35904448
fucked that one up

>>35901922
Sorry bro but i think this sadsack has you beat:
>>35902789

>>35904497
>I still come on here to roleplay.

>>35904540
>>35904550
No you don't pham, you have body dismorphia.

Being a manlet sucks, but your proportions look good.

>>35901957
Rural NY sounds comfy as fuck

>>35904548
6'2" faggot, it's well-distributed

>>35903786

Most of the qualities about these post are related to nature. And those that are based off of choice and/or personal responsibility are a result of those natural traits. The truth is no matter how just, emathetic, or civilized society is, there will always be those who do not make the grade.

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>>35901922
>obviously balding
>5'9 in almost 6'0 country
>7/10 but 4/10 once hair is gone
>no acne
>normal body
>probably average IQ
>25 never had a job and hs dropout
>KHHV
>never had a gf
>had one friend all through my childhood but he became a normie at 18 and left me
>I'm sure the kikes would diagnose me with something
>forward hanging shoulders and protruding shoulder blades if I stand straight
>probably smell normal if I shower normally, which I don't
>got a couple thousand to my name since I never buy anything

Every morning I wonder if this is this worth salvaging. Every morning it's less worth salvaging.

>>35901957
>hurr durr I live in USA I'm so fucking poor literally third world lmao

>20
>5'11
>skinny fat
>acne scars all over my body
>more acne and greasy skin when I eat something sweet
>non white
>much hair on my body but almost no beard
>weak jaw
>starting to bald
>big nose
>tiny hands
>dark brown eyes
>KHHV
>never had a gf
>had some friend but always have the impression that they were just friends with me to use me
>below average penis, foreskin problems
>bad teeth
>often make stupid decisions without a second thought
>probably more of a failed normie than a robot

>head full of hair
>5'7 manlet
>would be a 7/10 if it wasn't for the underbite and glasses
>no acne (thankfully)
>not fat, should be lifting
>Average or above average IQ
>19 and no job
>KHHV
>never had gf
>always had """"friends""""
>no mental disorders to my knowledge but do talk when I'm alone to myself
>poor middle class and debt
JUST

>6'0" 195
>strong facial aesthetics 8/10
>tested iq of 128 in 12th grade, scored higher than the teacher lol
>stretch marks everywhere
>fat my whole life until 11th grade
>low self esteem, social anxiety
>started getting attention from women but never really talked to girls before
>I'm 1 of 4 men elected to homecoming court in 12th grade
>wtf? i literally just lift and play video games with friends after school
>I'm not worthy
>i was solely voted because I was "hot"
>at homecoming
>holy fuck 500 people are staring at me, taking pictures, and listening to me speak
>crack a few jokes and make all of them laugh
>this is fucking crazy
>almost homecoming king
>my life was fucking twisted upside down over a summer
>but below the surface I'm still the same fat kid with social anxiety
>summer after graduation
>go to parties and shit, made out with hot girls but didn't fuck them because i didn't want to show them my pencil dick and stretch marks
>a 10/10 wanted to fuck me but my good friend liked her and i felt like i was betraying him
>told her I'm not interested
>21 yo
>never had a girlfriend
>virgin
>only had one job that i quit 3 years ago
>abusive asshole father with anger issues but angel mom
>my problem is that I'm a sensitive pussy

>22
>schizoid
>turning life around
>beating severe depression
>getting back into school
>working on my diet
>practicing tai chi for my anxiety
>reading books for self improvement
>starting to believe in myself again

If you're willing to help yourself you start to notice what is toxic in your life. Don't live for other people but instead live for yourself. If you don't like something, force it to change. Don't let anybody ever tell you that you can't do something.

>>35903159
>>35903383
notice that you spend your whole post talking about yourself
you aren't mad at anon you're mad at yourself
try to forgive yourself. things aren't all in black and white, you're human
>t. psychology is a meme why not listen to me guy

>schizophrenic
>don't like being on the meds that make me function
the rest is pretty irrelevant

fuck this normies in this thread tbqh

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>19
>5'9"
>Blockhead
>Huge eyebrows + nose
Just fuck me up senpai

>>35904458
Please post pic

Originoo

>>35901957
>What part of rual NY? I go to school In western NY.

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>>35901922
>decent hair
>6,1 tall
>pretty average looking, could be worse
>perfect skin
>fat
>dumb af but don't know exactyly how much IQ points
>didn't finished high school
>27 and never had a job
>Kissless Virgin
>never had gf
>never had friends
>several health problems
>nice posture
>poor as shit
>live in a shithole (srsly I would do anything to live in US)

>>35902441
>Gets laid
>Has a job
>Goes to party
>Getting job offers
>Charismatic

>Not been to a rave

Holy shit let me just break out the fucking violin. What a horrible life, you fucking whiny, ungrateful faggot.

>>35901922
I have heart issues and will likely die within a year, unlike me your issues can be fixed, you can change the way you are and better your life, you just have to put some effort into it, it's not easy, but it'll be worth it in the end.

>>35908332
Jesus anon I'm sorry. Wish you the best

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>Alopecia areata
>Acnefag (severe)
>Poorfag
>3rd worlder
>Fat
>12 cm penis
> No job no fiends
>Neet since December 2014 (3 years)
>5'4
>Take care of little sister everyday and because of the stress I'm balding

Pic very related my chest

>>35908332
What kinda heart issues?
I have hypertension, Dyslipidemia, Left axis deviation of the heart and extreme Vitamin D deficiency. I'm 25 btw.

>acne
>ugly
>live on 300 euros
>bit overweight
>6'1 220
>NEET since 2013
>(perma)virgin
>aspergers
>schizophrenia
>fucked up sleep cycle
>have a plushie
>KHHV
>college dropout
>never had a job except 1 summerjob on a farm, quit after 1 wk
>big eyelashes
>angry face
>bags under eyes even though I sleep well
>walk around my room several times a day
>never had a gf
>can't trust anyone except for some family members
>would be the black sheep of my family but my niece is worse
>live in the Netherlands

>>35901922
You can still be world-renowned as a hero. Go join any anti-terror militia overseas, and you'll quickly gain recognition.
Roasties won't care what you look like, as long as you are known as a brave guy who kicks bad-guy ass.
Not to mention, those conditions will push you to lose weight, being active in the sun will get rid of your acne, having to sharpen your attention will up your IQ (assuming you can expand your mind), and the natural bad body odor will not even be recognizable.

This is your calling, ANON! Be the hero our world needs! Be known as the American who risked it all to save our way of life!

>alcoholic
>severe diagnosed depression
>diagnosed autist
>6'1''
>decent looks, although I put no effort into them
>average dick
>insomnia
>meds don't work
>treat my friends and family like shit
>feel nearly nothing anymore (not sure if I ever did)
>gf is great, but I fear I'll take her down with the ship when I invariably crash and burn
>only friends are women
>severe trust issues
>shit job helping people I hate
>have lost all motivation to fix my life
>riding the downward spiral

>>35908934
>go into a who's life is more pathetic thread
>muh gf
>has a job

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>>35901922
>>literally IQ 94
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
What the fuck!?
You fucking brainlet!
This was legitimately my first reaction

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>>35901922
>full head of hear but starting to notice it's getting slightly thinner at the corners of my forehead
>6'1"
>average looking
>got a cystic zit for the first time in YEARS. It's bugging the hell out of me and I'm debating on going to the dermatologist for it.
>in good shape but need to cut bodyfat for maximum aesthetics
>dont know IQ, scared to find out
>25 and stuck in analyst job for the government. Scared to go anywhere else because the job is so comfortable
>gf of many years broke up with me unexpectedly a few months ago. Currently filling the void with random chicks from tinder/bumble/okcupid. They're so easy to get with it's really making me lose my faith in women desu
>Not poor, but have a problem with spending money stupidly. I should be investing it in my future but I spend it all on fucking tinder dates and trips places... Last month I spent $1,200ish on "entertainment". Ugh. Makes me kinda sick. I'll probably never be able to afford a house in my city.

Just fuck my shit up senpai. What do I do?

>full head of hair
>6'0"
>5/10
>acne
>skinny-fat
>IQ 162
>never had a job
>not sure what that one is
>never had gf
>only have half-friends
>sociopathic tendencies
>good posture, former sloucher
>use cologne
>poor as shit
yep not as bad

>6'0
>29
>Balding but only hairline and shave it, doesn't look bad.
>Attractive face, blue eyes
>No college degree
>Decent job in hospital, only 35k though
>Girlfriend
>Living with parents, saving up for house
>Only one actual friend
>Bad posture
>5.7 inch dick
>700 ish credit score

I guess I feel autistic because I had to move in with the parents.

>bald
>5'2
>not fat
>no skin problems
>IQ bordering 140
>have a high paying job
>lots of friends
>had a handful of gfs

Yeah, I was going to make a post about how I am worst than you but still have gf but I'm just shorter.

>>35901957
>>go months without seeing a girl

This is what /r9k/ has become.

OH YOU GO MONTHS WITHOUT SEEING A GIRL

POOR FUCKING YOU

FUCK YOU

>>35902789

Finally a true robot.

>>35902834

Not really. He could easily get laid if he lowers his standards far enough. I know uglier men who have a family.

>>35904497
>And yet I still come on here. It's probably just to laugh at you faggots.

No, you come here because despite all that you're a friendless faggot.

>>35908036

You are decently good looking. Your eyebrows make you look good actually. Don't touch them.

There is nothing wrong with your nose.

I don't get why people like you are so insecure.

If so many of you robots are friendless, why don't you become friends with each other?

>>35910996
yeah, we have so much in common
>poor communication skills
>no self confidence
>extremely asocial
like we're made for each other

>>35901922
There have been studies which show a difference of 10-20 iq points between those who were tested while sleep-deprived and those who were well rested.
If you do suffer from insomnia, and your weight and back problems likely cause at least some, then you can improve your intellectual abilities and mental well-being fairly simply. It will also likely improve your acne.

First, clean the bed and the area around it.
Second, occupy the bed only when you are sleeping.
Third, abstain from electronic displays at least an hour before sleep. If you cannot, at least install a program which lowers your screen's color temperature.
Fourth, engage in regular physical activity. Not only will this let you sleep better, it will improve your acne as well as heart and brain function.


As a general principle, change only one thing in your life at a time. Stress is more a function of the number of changes in your daily routine than anything else.
You are unemployed, you owe it to yourself to relax.

>>35902441
you are the worst human being

OP literally got screwed on all fronts genetically, his life is in shambles

you literally admitted you're
>only slightly below average height
>fucked yourself over by being an idiot
>"""""charismatic"""" but sometimes, like everyone, your jokes suck
>never been to a """rave'"" like basically everyone else in the world
>also using the incredibly vague word atavistic like it means something to anybody

check check check you are entirely brain-dead

op's problems can't be fixed and mostly weren't created by him, you created all your problems normie fuck outta here