>teacher reorganizing class >makes you sit next to the

>>35901317
are you in high school or what?

>>35901317

>be in class
>one of the hot girls ask for your help and tells you to just pull up a chair to her desk
>can smell her scent
>start shaking
>"So... anon why don't you talk much"
>"h-heh, I dunno"
>start shaking harder
>she brushes her leg against yours
>cant think straight
>"Anon, are you ok"
>"I-i gotta go to the bathroom"
>Spend the rest of the class period in the bathroom

Surprised this thread isnt getting any replies desu

>>35903037
This place is flooded by chads, for them this kind of thread is not worth a dime

>teacher reseats class
>sits me in the middle of the otherwise female row
>partner work
>all girls turn away from me and form groups between them
>hurry up anon, find a partner so we can start

Are social pariahs a new phenomenon? Surely teachers would have been educated to deal with it.

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>>35903421
this hits too fucking close to home

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Awwwh~! Poor baby~!!

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>>35901317
>in lecture
>older lady in class asks question relating somehow to marriage
>lecturer makes an example about marriage using me and her (i was sitting beside her)
>milf fantasies intensify

I'd honsetly fuck any fit girl over 30. I've got a dank milf fetish. All I want is a kind, big-tittied sugar momma to buy me shit and use me as her boy toy.

>>35903545
>iktf

Hot older women are honestly the sexiest women out there with 40-50 being the peak.

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>when the girl you like-like sits on the see-saw with you at recess

>when the class lines up and holds hands to go to lunch and you hold hands with the girl you like-like

>when the fire drill sounded and the girl you like-like brushed past your wee-wee

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>>35903421
oh hell yeah thats the ticket

>senior year
>teacher says we can pick our seats
>me and my only 2 real friends, one of which was a girl i liked sit in the far corner
>talk a bit too much, teacher moves me
>of all the autistic kids, normies who already had gfs and stacys
>teacher swaps me with a 6'2" tan, fit exchange student from spain
>still hang out with girl at lunch, sometimes after school
>december rolls around
>there's a christmas dance at school
>ask girl if she'd like to go with me
>"im already going with Spanish chad, but I'll see you there anon"
>tfw you stayed home and played tf2 with your other friend
>tfw spanish chad probably boned her

>>35903847
Fate is making us robots!