Why don't ASMRfags just admit it's a weird sex fetish?

I just listen to whispering or tapping and scratching objects and that kinda shit. Doesn't really give me tingles anymore unless it's something really spicy, mostly just makes me relaxed and sleepy.
The japanese ear licking is obviously sexual, the rest of it is hit and miss.

>>35901295
I listen to it because I'm lonely, although the personal attention and gf roleplay is too much. No sexual.

>>35901295

God dammit OP thanks for the kek

>>35901295
What the fuck is this?
I thought I was pathetic but this is a whole new level of pathetic.

>>35901295

I used to listen to ASMR to help me go to bed. It really wasn't sexual, but rather a soothing type of thing to help ease the pain of being forever alone.

I never jerked off to them, and the thought never crossed my mind.

>>35901295
>be a girl
>make 25k a month to record yourself making noises

>>35901295
maples got some fatass lips the makes me produce cummies

It's not sexual at all, seeing as ASMR is also triggered by things that aren't cute girls. Hairclippers and vacuum sounds give me massive tingles. I think it's just a misfire or something, hence the term trigger. Something happens that just happens to feel good.

>now that ASMR has been completely hijacked, people like OP are smugly appearing out of the woodwork to tell us about it

you act like this is what ASMR lovers wanted. you could look at my subs and see i'm not subbed to any of the tits with a microphone.

it's a weird sex fetish for people who have basically succumbed to the media's indoctrination and all they can think about 24/7 is sex.
people were already jacking off to Youtube content, those are the people who are the problem.

>>35901627
moralfags plz go
>enjoy asmr and have never masturbated to it
>find your preaching abhorrent

>>35901716
preaching? so you think dudes jacking off to breast feeding videos is tasteful?

>inb4 this person is going to defend Youtube

dare i say kill yourself?

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>tfw experience actual non-sexual ASMR

>tfw sex obsessed normies ruined a good thing

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ASMR fag here. Never once have I ever fapped to ASMR, but I woiuld fuck ASMR kyuutee.141s

It depends on the video. If I watch/listen to a video of someone tapping blocks of wood together without saying a single word I'd say that is not sexual fetish thing. If I listen to a girl talk down to me and she is roleplaying as an alien and is sucking my memories out of my ears, yes that is a sex fetish thing. I can do both and I have not once ever tried to covince anyone that the second video isnt a sex fetish. The trick is to never tell anyone you watch/listen to this shit you fucking faggot.

I don't even watch the video part, I have the audio playing in another tab

listening to someone tap or scratch something is so good, especially with a binaural mic it feels like they're actually scratching your ears it's such a good feeling

whispering is okay, or like a light blowing on the ears

OP here. Too late to delete my thread but I just want to apologize because I think I was kinda rude. Thanks for answering anyhow.