>I had a wonderful time with you today anon! >You and me

Cuddling on the couch when they're not even official? Spending the night together? W H O R E S M D H

>>35895818
sage and bump

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>>35895818
m-more please OP
this is quite cute

>>35895873
This was original because you are pretending to be retarded

How do you jump from 'more than friend slight feel maybe' to "YEP LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER!!" What the fuck? Lmao. God OP how horrendously detached are you from reality? If you were to have sex or jump on anyone who you liked as more than a friend... Jeez. Stop being such a desperate and tasteless kiddo.

>>35895818
>>Sound like a plan?
S-sure

*gropes her while cuddling*

FUCK YOU OP THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DIE WHORE

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>tfw you don't like anime but youd love to have a gf who does look anime and who makes you watch it with her because the thought of girl loving you so much she wants you to get into her hobbies/interests makes me really happy

>>35896093
Who does like anime*

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>>35895913
>tfw no qt short hair gf who loves you more than you love her

>>35895926
>pretending
ohhh

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haha I love these threads
qt girl op

>>35895818
Sounds like a pretty boring relationship

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>>35895818
>cuddling

I've always found the idea of this to be disgusting.

Cuddling is awesome.
When you hug them tight and they let out this sigh it's a beautiful feeling.

This kind of thread fuels my depression and suicidal thoughts. Imagining myself having a qt asian gf feels nice at the same time feels so fucking sad knowing this type of shit won't happen to my life.

>>35895818
>inb4 it's a trap

completely 100% oregano

>>35897666
STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS SATAN

>>35897689
>>35897229
>>35896057
>>35895913
Can someone explain to a woman what's the appeal of wanting a gf who talks like a complete retard? How can men unironically catch feelings from this autistic shitposting?

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>>35898761
Because it's fucking cute just like in my anime. You wouldn't understand.

>>35898761
Wtf I dont see anything wrong with the other reply

>>35898761
I've been on 4chan so long that I automatically translate autistic text into stuff that makes sense.

That just became "picture of a cute girl + cute girl in picture saying affectionate stuff to me."

>>35898983
>I've been on 4chan so long
NEWFAG GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35899016
stfu leave him alone

>>you and me are so alike
I'll take things I'll never hear for 500 please

>>35899230
I've heard it but only from friendzone girls.

>>35899242
Lucky, I have a really bad superiority complex so others find it really hard to relate to me

>>35895974
>is not horrendously detached from reality
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEE

>>35899146
wth is with the white knighting. Piss off faggot. Let the fucker defend himself if he wants to. Fucking plebbitor.

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>>35895818
Ayy she's wearing a 7 seconds shirt

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>>35895818
>mfw i had this conversation with my best friend but without the last 6 lines
>we are like siblings
>before i met her she got into a relationship and is still taken
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35902165
>"best friend"
>"like siblings"
even if she was single, she wouldn't date you, you putz

I wish I could do this with my girlfriend. But fuck, idk what's wrong with her.

>>35902200
She is totally okay with sexual/romantic inuendo during our conversations
I just wanted to say that we are very alike
>mfw she showed me her tattoo on her stomach

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>>35895974
fucking degenerates already thinking about sex while the OP implied nothing like that
you should kill yourself

>>35897689
same

>>35896166
short hair is actually puke tier, sry to tell you

>>35902926
You guys have no idea what real human interaction looks like but yeah.

>>35902926
>still wanting a gf

just give it time anon, soon you'll be numb like me

>>35903407
How much fucking time? I'm 30 next year.

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>>35895818
I-idiot op why are you doing this to me

>>35902330
She probably let her bf cum on her belly too

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>>35904571
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ORIGANOOOOOO

>>35904460
it took me 4 years, i guess it's more just a sudden realization. you just get an understanding the it's just not going to work or happen. to free yourself of it is just the best thing you can do.

>>35895818
Thinking about the situation makes me aware of my severe autism/social retardation. I couldn't even hold the conversation without being high on weed or stims.

>>35895818
Something that never happened. Never is and that will probably never happen.

>>35895818
And yet as we sit and watch anime I am still empty, lonely and sad. Just as lonely when I'm alone. As we go further into a relationship, I realize that I'm just playing along. Every time we kiss my brain spews out evil thoughts, and every time I see her happy eyes I get sad and anxious. One day soon I'll have to tell her that I cannot love her and probably nobody else. But I don't. She comes to my house and we watch anime, and cuddle, and every moment is still unbearable. I begin to project my self hatred to her. I realize that soon, I will begin being abusive, because I know that she'll allow me to and I know myself.

>>35895818
nobody talks like this
when was the last time you spoke to a person?

>>35895818
No, I still need to fuck other women and experience my youth. See you in 20 years though

>>35903256
Maybe that should tell you something, Outsider