I'VE SLEPT WITH SO MANY WOMEN! WHY CAN'T I FUCKING

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>>35895044
>I'VE SLEPT WITH SO MANY WOMEN!
fuck off normie

>>35895044
Hey bro you posted this on the wrong board

We don't have girlfriends or sex over here

I don't know either, looool

>>35895044
Because the other ones were just sluts. God made you to love, and be head over heels for one woman, your life mate, who you are supposed to marry and stick with for LIFE.
For whatever reason, you/she screwed it up. Now you have to live with the consequences.
It takes a long time OP. I've been there. Took me over 5 years. Now happily married, and I don't think about that other beeatch one bit. BTW, after the time passes and you move on, you will realise you dodged a huge bullet by not staying with the other woman.

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>>35895044
She looks average as hell. also get off my board

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>>35895103
>God made you
And this is where it all went so very wrong. also get off my board

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>>35895044
Same. It's been like 6 years, too many girls to count, and I still think about her. What the fuck man.

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>>35895106
FUCK YOU! SHE IS AN AGELESS DOE-EYED GODDESS! I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING IN MY BANK ACCOUNT FOR ONE MORE NIGHT! I COULD CHANGE THINGS! I KNOW I COULD! MY LIFE WILL HAVE MEANING AGAIN!

>>35895171
Are you fucking retarded?

originoli

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>>35895205
No just very drunk and very nostalgic.

AGELESS

>>35895135
Yeah, we all come from campbells soup on a rock gorillions of years ago. Fool.

>>35895044
Where is that picture taken? I swear I've been there before.

>>35895279
somewhere in Oregon

>>35895251
I write the only decent reply here, and you ignore it. Welp, enjoy tearing yourself apart pal, I'm out.

>>35895044
Idk man oneitis is a progressive disease. You gotta actively search for someone better.

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>>35895290
I'm sorry man I'm sorry

>>35895162
She cosplayed too. FUCK

>>35895267
Yeah, we all come from a magical being who we can't see or hear and he wants us to donate our $ to dr shekelchurchstein or face eternal hell. Fool.

>>35895251
Drunk posting is pretty much the same as retard posting. Especially for normalfags since they are far more irrational in their thought process.

>>35895311
Damn dude. Why are the cute geeky anime nerds always the best? It's like their personalities are designed for being the perfect waifu.

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>>35895357
I don't know why she is so perfect to me but it IS NOT FAIR!

>>35895413
Hey what do you think she'd do if you texted her right now?

I'm drinking too so maybe this is an awful idea, but, what if I dared you to text her under the condition that I texted my ex as well?

>>35895311
Why do fat girls love cosplaying so much
They ruin anime waifus for me

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>>35895449
I'm not going to do that. She has a live-in boyfriend (a total wuss but whatever) and lives across the country. I haven't spoken to her in years but I think about her all the time. I remember the smell of her hair and the sound of her voice. I wanna die.

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>>35895482
FUCK YOU SHE'S THICK NOT FAT FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

>>35895578
idk bud she's pretty chunky

>>35895486
Alright man. I would still dare you to text her though. It might be funny!

>>35895578
Shut the fuck up you cretin
She's fat. Go post your swine somewhere else.

>>35895578
that's fat not thick