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>go to mcdonalds
>ask for extra pickles on my burger
>don't like pickles
>pick them out of my burger and throw them away when I get home
>forced mcdonalds to waste $0.003 of ingredients for nothing
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>>35894955
>stole a pen from the rice pen cup at the Chinese take out place
Im a fucking demon
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>>35894955
>go to bar
>ask for a tall can and a shot
>go to washroom before paying
>leave
fuck bartenders
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>get scholarship for college
>fail all my classes
>they lose out on 20k
MOMS GONNA FREAK
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>dad tells me to take out the garbage
>yell and act like I'm angry
>actually like helping him around the house
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>>35894955
>coworker always doing large scale sudoku puzzles
>every time he gets up to go to the bathroom I put a random number in a random square
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>>35896147
Don't do that
>used to put soap on my brother's toothbrush
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