>/r9k/ is brainwashing me to do gay shit >don't want

>>35892710
You'll have to settle for the easier option here. I'm sorry anon, but nothing beats a good trap.

>>35892749
Easy there Mr. Goldberg, let's not make a degenerate out of the OP.

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>>35892710
>it's another thinly veiled trap thread
>it's another anon is still dumb enough to respond to respond to said trap thread thread

>>35892836
there's no veil here mr. mong

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>>35892710
>tfw want to lose my virginity to a trap
>tfw still too ugly

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>tfw want to lose my virginity to a trap
>tfw I sometimes want to be the trap

>>35893183
>>tfw I sometimes want to be the trap
if I could look into a magic portal and see how I'd look with proper HRT and exercise and makeup and shit, i'd probably do it if i looked good

it seems fun

>>35892710
But passable traps have higher standars than Stacy.

>>35893320
I'm not talking about passable traps

>>35893183
There really ought to be a trap for trap dating site

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>being of such weak will and mind that you succumb to gay thoughts others feed you
Really though?

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>>35892710
>too fat to trap
>try to lose weight
>tfw still not losing a pound by eating a meal a day and doing 30 mins of cardio twice a day
I'd try doing that thing where you eat 5 small meals a day, but I don't have enough stomach space for 3 a day.

Can't stop daydreamingabout having a trap gf and showering her with affection. What kind of guys do traps go for?

>>35893391
it seems like an attractive option when you're both submissive and also a KHV

>>35892710
Genuinely depressing. You're a fucking sheep at best, a sub bitchboi at worst. Grab on your fucking pecker and act like a man.

>>35894046
what did anonymous #35894046 mean by this?

>>35892710
Don't fuck with traps anon. Stop pussyfooting around and just go full gay. You'll be better off for it

>>35894269
men aren't attractive dude

>>35893335
if you are not interested in a passable trap, why not just fuck a dude? its not a trap if you see it coming, faggot.

>>35894648
I'm interested in passable traps, I'm just realistic for what I could acquire

>>35894694
>tfw can't realistically acquire anyone

>>35895119
you could acquire a manly old trans

I believe in you

>>35892710
how is fucking a trap considered a gay act? you're chasing femininity when going after a trap.

>>35892710
Where do you meet traps? Preferably passable traps?

>>35895408
tinder
craigslist

>passable traps?
nowhere

>>35895415
Goddamn it I just want to suck a girl's dick is that too much to ask

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>>35895415
>nowhere
What do you think of pic related? Passable?

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>>35892710
I recently tried using a zuchini as a dildo during masturbation because I heard so many good things about "cumming from your ass"

I didn't have any lube, so I just used Olive Oil I found in the kitchen. Hurt a bit at first but the oil really helped.

Ended up getting what I figure was prostatic fluid leaking from my cock after about 15 minutes of sliding it in and out. Hardest part was trying to relax and not clench which would end up pushing the Zuchini out. That tingling feeling in the head of the penis was achieved but I didn't feel that intense dry orgasm and had to stop because it was getting too painful.

It is literally one of my life goals to experience this, my butthole is a bit but I am undeterred. Next time ill just use my finger.

>>35892710
Oh poppycock. You'll find a qt. You got to believe

>>35895142
those arent traps, they're ambushes

>>35895462
YES
pls let me give you the succ desu

>>35895462
Would fug desune

>>35895536
That's not me. But she's hot af.

>muh traps are gay
No they arent you hecking nerds, at best its entry tier homolust. Its natural for men to be attracted to penises and even more when a girl is around due to evolution and this thing called sperm competition drive. So a girl with a penis triggers that in men. You arent gay unless your dick goes hard from looking at masculinity, muscles and such, like for actual gays who fap to men. And im full gay dont even like traps

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>like to crossdress and pretend I'm a cute girl
>more attracted to men than to women
>want to be dominated sexually
>pretty much in the closet about all that
>tfw gf knows and sets up a threesome where her /fit/ gay friend fucks me so hard I can't walk right
Only thing is I'm stuck with her forever now because if we ever break up she'll probably tell everyone about the time I dressed up in her old school uniform and had sex with a man.

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>>35892710
Avoid trap threads.

>>35892710
Do your part, report their faggotry.