>1 Corinthians 13:11 - When I was a child, I spake as a child,

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>Leviticus 18:22: "Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."

people who worship nintendo are weird af dude

>>35892358
>>35892084
You don't see the irony in posting these here?

>Luke 6:29 If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35892490
man jesus was a cuck

>>35892490
>>35892634
People completely misinterpret this. He was saying you need to double-down. He's not talking about being a cuck. He's saying agree and amplify. Basically rules for radicals 2000 years before that book was written.

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>>35892084
You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

Matthew 7:5

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>Numbers 22:29-30
>Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
>The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?"

>Matthew 18:3
>"I tell you the truth, unless you turn around and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven!"

>>35892358

>"b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but the old testament doesn't count :^)"

>>35892084
What kind of retard tries to play video games on an air conditioner?