>I'll definitely go on a date with you anon, but only

/fit/ here

Yes, although push-ups are a terrible test of strength.

Some of the strongest men in the entire world would be terrible at a push-up contest, and wouldn't even be able to do 30.

That's because they have so much muscle and fat on them, it makes it harder to lift their own bodyweight. Some twink with no muscle or fat who does nothing but push-ups every day would easily beat the strongest men in the world at a push-up contest.

>>35891881
Use to, couldn't go over 60 even after months of doing it every day so I stopped.

>>35891881
I could probably do 300 push ups

I still wouldn't date some dickless bitch like her

>>35892088
There's no reason for a natty to be that fat.

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>>35891881
"your willingness to date me is based on an arbitrary number of times I can do a physical activity,
I already feel like wanting to date you a lot less."

>>35891881
2-3 years ago sure, today fuck no

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Course bro, u mirin?

>>35892677
>ummm okay bye lol

>>35892088
>muh builtfat
gonna chase your ass for ten seconds then wait until you catch your breath and stop gasping, then chase your ass for another ten seconds

welcome to hell, population: you because there's no room for anyone else you lardass

I went for a 3.5km run with a weighted back pack, did 50 raised push ups with the backpack still on, then ran home. I'm not even that fit but it wasn't super hard.

>>35891881
>do 49 push-ups
>pretend to fail the last one
if I have to settle so should she

>>35891881
If only being able to 50 push ups meant someone would disregard my ugliness and neetdom to date me.

>>35892088
The question wasn't how strong are you. The question was can you do 50 pushups.

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>>35891881
>iori.jpg
saw filename and thought it would be a reference to one of my favorite mangas of all time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%22s

>tfw

>>35891881
yes actually i can and especially if it means i get a 2d qt waifu irl to go to prom with me.

>>35891881
>Tfw 6'3 and only 135lbs
>can do 50 handstand push ups
>tfwnogf

>>35891881
can i just shoot up some normies instead?

I want to see Iori creampied!

>>35896803
shoot heroin bro, you wont regret

>>35896927
where to even get this

>>35896886
Pay me 25 bucks and I'll draw it for you.

>>35896979
Give me a reference picture thank you.

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>>35896987
Something like this? Or maybe her watching it ooze out?