ITT: Stories that anons will never believe happened to you; incest

I posted this yesterday in one of these threads, and anons thought it was bullshit. I see why though, it seems like a dream to even me.

>visit my grandma for a few months in summer
>go to the beach with her
>realize how thicc she is
>wearing a leopard bikini
>stare at that fat ass and tits all day
>feel her tits up when we're in the water
>she is shocked but doesn't seem to care
>take off my bathing suit in the water
>no one sees
>shove my face into grandmas thicc ass
>her ass is so huge I'm literally hugging it
>rub my cock on her ass
>she doesn't even care, seems flattered
>I'm pretty sure I came but don't remember
>we get out of the water and tan
>I stare at her ass the whole time
>we get home
>I'm so horny and don't care if she tells my parents at this point
>ask her if I can fuck her doggy
>she says no
>tell her I like her ass a lot and it would be the perfect birthday gift
>she says no, but agrees to shower with me and let me eat her pussy and ass out
>what follows is the greatest shower of my time
>I rub my cock on her ass while I grab her huge tits
>her body looks amazing all soapy
>we get out of the shower
>dry off in the bedroom
>ask her to sit on my face and she agrees
>she smothers my face for about 10 minutes
>ask her if I can rub my cock inbetween her cheeks until I cum since she won't let me fuck her
>she says fine
>her cheeks are so soft and nice
>came under a minute
>thanked grandma for my birthday gift
>next few weeks until I left she let me sleep in her bed and spoon her ass
>I can't tell you how many times I jerked off while she was sleeping
>go back to parents
>about three years later visit grandma again
>excited to ask her for another "birthday gift"
>turns out she lost the weight from training and isn't as thicc anymore
>still got to play and suck on her tits that summer but wasn't as good
>that was 5 years ago, haven't seen grandma since

A guy once pulled a gun on me at a Pakistani bank.

>>35890497
What does that have to do with engaging in sexual activities with family members anon?

>>35890497
>incest edition
Ah dammit well I'm too lazy to delete.

I fucked my sister's dog in the ass yesterday so does that count?