Is anyone watching My 600lb Life right now? This guy is a goddamn

>>35889455
And people here actually brag about being a neet

>>35889455
Does he eat tendies?

His life is better than mine. I guess it's time to bulk up.

That was the saddest episode I've seen..That's how I imagined the op of those wagie threads looks like

>>35889455
>>makes fun of wagies
How so? I would like to know how the fat fuck can be a smug fuck as well.

>>35889524
this episode is airing right now

brettygood dot com

featuring this guy and his brother
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/oct/8/steven-assanti-800-pound-man-kicked-out-of-hospita/

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>>35889541
makes videos like "THANK YOU TAXPAYERS"

This guy used to dance to shitty songs on Youtube.

>>35889455
That dude is an actual piece of shit. Is he dead yet?

They finally got him on the tv show?

His brother is an A hole, and he makes shitty youtube videos.

Knew about him for years. Surprised he's not dead yet.

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Oh yeah this is his fucking douchebag brother. He verbally abuses and bullies the guy in OP.

that image, does he need 4 people to poop? is he pooping there?

give link OP you fuck

>>35889623
The face of /R9gay/

>>35889672
stream here>>35889559

>>35889672
brettygood dotty com
have it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiOp6KWcfK0

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the doctor just kicked him out of the hospital for abusing the wagie staff too much

>>35889764
He used to get hundreds of thousands of views for the shock value. If he was smart he could've turned it into $$$ from ads.

Like a morbidly obese shoenice, except buy me food.

I saw that before with another fat fuck.

>>35889779
he spilled his piss jug over on purpose and made the nurse cry

ABSOLUTE MEME MONSTER

His dad is basically a cuck.

had a crazy abusive wife, now left with emotionally damaged abusive shit of a son forcing him to buy food.

I've seen men broken like that before. They have no hope.

>>35889702
That's a news website, are u yankin my noodle?

Shit I remember this guy. He's a giant flaming homosexual and has tried (and failed) to get on multiple obese-shows for the last few years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

>>35889455

And he probably still had sex

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The only reason I can imagine someone persistently overeating that much would have to be some really fucked up childhood abuse that they never learned how to cope with. Either way, it seems like this television series hardly has noble intentions. Why not get these people into counseling and deal with the root of the issue?

>>35889944
>Why not get these people into counseling and deal with the root of the issue?
This show pays them good money which allows them to do this shit seeing how the MAJORITY of them are on disability and getting shitall in terms of income. Now MOST of them don't do good, but there are some pretty endearing success stories from this show

>>35889944
I was abused and I'm only sort of obese. Damnit, fatty excuse.

>>35889910
With his own belly, most likely.

>>35889559
From the article.

>his addiction to food has led to him living in the back of his father's SUV

That can't be good for his suspension

>>35890104
Can't be good for the road either. He's a libertarian mascot

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truly living the dream

he has achieved it

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he actually fucking JUSTed himself

the absolute madman

pulled his hair own while abusing painkillers

>>35890231

I thought it was died untill I seen all the hair on the floor and realized thats his scalp

I'm curious how this happens

Like you get to say 400-500lbs and then you just give up one day and don't get out of bed?

And then it just never gets better from there?


Being "fat" at like 300lbs is not THAT hard to see, they just eat more calories than they use but being fat at 600+ is just like

They got fat to an immobilised state and people KEPT feeding them more than they needed


wtf m8

>>35890264
They're called enablers and for every addict there's an enabler who is actively trying to keep the addict addicted

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>>35890264
>nobody will ever care for me enough to feed me 300 more pounds of junk food

feels bad amn

>6 pizzas a day
How does he afford? That's ~25k a year if true.

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>>35890264
the episode from a couple weeks ago about this hillbilly named James, he was ~680lbs after leaving the hospital the first time, completely immobilized, his legs were full of disgusting cellulitis boils and he would always complain about the pain

doctor gave them instructions to eat 1,200 calories a day for 2 months to prepare for the surgery. he comes back after 2 months and he has gained ~160lbs, bringing him to 840lbs

in order to maintain a weight of 700lbs you would have to eat 5,000 calories a day, in order to gain 160lbs in a 2 month period with a baseline calories of 5,000 one would have to consume nearly 15,000 calories a day

that episode actually opens with James sitting on his bed in the family room and yelling "LIIISAAAAAAA"

his girlfriend Lisa walks in and he just says "I went to the bathroom, I need you to clean me up" so Lisa and their daughter Bayley clean his fat, shitty ass up

>>35890305
i need me a passive enough person that would be considered an enabler to be in a relationship with me
they'd never have it in them to leave me

>>35890372
>girlfriend
>daughter

HOW. FUCKING HOW.

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Nigga is living the life of a queen bee
>worker cucks bring him food
>clean his bed pan
>doesn't even have to use the toilet like a pleb
>they wipe his ass
>everything is paid for by wagecucks
>he gets washed by wage cucks
>even the highest paid doctors in the world don't get pampered at this level
>the people who wipe his ass and change his bedpan have degrees for the privilege to clean him
Truly a king of our time

>>35890419
fucking chads always find a way

>>35890419
He fucked some dude's wife and got her preggo. He cucked someone. this slop cucked someone.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES! Am I safe now?

>>35890305
this is a little more than enabling anon

they're giving him 15k cals but also cleaning his asshole

they must have a fetish

>>35889779
HE LITERALLY HAS DR SHLOMO GOLDSTEIN WAITING ON HIM

HOLY SHIT

WHAT A CHAMPION

>>35890401
I want this as well.

Someone so enabling that they never leave no matter how bad it gets.

Where do you find these people?

>>35890522
Have you watched the show? Half of the wives on there openly talk about how much they hate their husband and their life, and one even had a long talk with her husband asking him to hurry up and die so she could kill herself without feeling guilty for leaving him alone.

It's some really depressing shit.

>>35890359
His dad is a trucker from what I've heard. He probably makes good money if he has to feed two fatass sons.

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>>35890372
fucking 800 pound piece of human trash can get a girl to not only fuck him but clean his shitty ass and i cant get girls to fucking talk to me jesus motherfucking christ man

>>35890561
Why don't they just get divorced? It's not the 50s, nobody's stopping them.

>>35890595
They have nothing else and they believe in the great sky daddy in the clouds.

>>35890595
Because she's so stockholm syndrome'd that she feels like her only purpose in life is to care for that big bag of sexy man flesh

>>35890634
If she met someone else who started dicking her down she might change her mind.

>>35890576

I was laughing in this thread, till I got to these posts. I'm not laughing anymore

I've seen what these fatties eat and it's honestly disgusting. I don't understand how anyone could WANT to eat that shit. How the fuck does this even happen? I can't comprehend it.

>>35889455
Is that the guy who used to make shitty youtube vids?

>>35890708
It's pretty easy to down a lot of burgers and shit greasy pizza when you have no standards. The trick is downing cheap 2 L coca cola between bites to wash away the grease taste.

t. Fatty mc fat fuck

So how do people like this support themselves?

>>35890372

pop off james!

you salty cunt

>>35890803
A system of ropes and pulleys, usually.

>>35890826
thank you for the comedic answer my friend

>>35890803
By leeching off others do you really think someone is going to higher a morbidly obese human?

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>>35889623
Lololololololol

Orioriori

>>35890762
Soda burns my throat after a while and I don't want anymore of it. I admit burgers and pizza are delicious but I can only have so much. I probably wouldn't eat more than 2 burgers and 4 slices of pizza (in separate sittings).

>>35890803

they probably don't

just get fat as fuck until it gets beyond their control and somebody is compelled to do something

>>35890166
it's incredible that a regular sized human skeleton can support such incredible weights without his shins and femur just shattering in half when he gets up. truly amazing

>>35890803
Apparently through tax dollars. Is this guy American? So we actually pay for these people's healthcare? That's the main thing I'm against with universal healthcare and we already have it.

jesus christ just cut this niggas fat off, liposuction all the fat cells out of his body, forcibly install a stomach band, incarcerate him in a sanitarium and control his feeding, fucking do something other than letting him be this fat

>>35890803
You can actually get so fat you can get put on Disability and medicare/cade

>>35890431

Is that despite or especially because of the part where he has entire threads of people gathering to laugh at him?

>>35890803

Generally, beings of this size have to live within large bodies of water. The buoyancy allows them to avoid being crushed by their own mass.

>>35890896
I can probably dig up a study somewhere. Anyway, it was recently proven that the morbidly obese don't cost more. Why? They die before requiring lifelong care like a normal old person.

I hate fat people but this myth has to stop. Fatties like in OP die before they cost more than someone who lives a normal life to 80-90 years old. It's a fact.

>>35890917
Liposuction only works for a few pounds. It's not designed to suck out hundreds of pounds of generalized fat.

Also, most doctors REFUSE to perform surgery on morbidly obese people due to complications which will likely result in the patient dying during or post operation.

>>35890944
It's not so much the cost as it is the principle of the thing.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES
FATS DISGUST ME

>>35890944
>Fatties like in OP die before they cost more than someone who lives a normal life to 80-90 years old. It's a fact.

Wrong. The people who live until 80-90 worked for a great portion of their lives and paid into the system. These fat fucks are all on disability because they're literally too fat to work. They're welfare leeches THEIR ENTIRE LIVES.

Also, being old is inevitable for most people, being a fat obese slob who doesn't work is a choice.

I imagine THICC people make incredibly interesting case studies

>>35890965
Liposuction works for more than a few pounds of fat and can quite easily take off most of the normal fat, even in fat people. The reasons it is not done for more than a few pounds are the cost of cosmetic surgery on the skin afterwards and visceral fat.

>>35890999
That does make sense. The base cost though is vastly different. Ignoring working in that scenario and taxes.

Is he panda material?

>>35890372
>oow ma legs

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

NOT EVEN RISKING THAT SHIT I'VE BEEN DOING GOOD AT MY DIET AND ROUTINE

THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME REALIZE WHAT I ALMOST BECAME

I USED TO BE 400LB AND NOW I'M 200 WITH GAINS.

FUCKK

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Steven, I know you're here and I just want you to know I loved part 1 of your story. Can't wait for part 2 next week.

>>35891143
I'm guessing there's some positive things that happen in part 2 because Steven is so full of autistic rage (THE DRAGON HAS BEEN UNLEASHED) that he would've shat up everything and spoiled it by now if they just told him to fuck off

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

Originaki flambe

>>35890419
>>35890442
>>35890450

He was only 300 pounds or so when he met his gf and she isn't exactly a trophy. She is a decade older than him, also pretty hefty (though not My 600 Pound Life fat) and she has kids of her own so James has unironically said "My wife's son/daughter" at some point.

>>35890803
not with a chair you bet

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>you will never be this fat
Feels good not having to sit in my own feces

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WAGE CVCKS BEE TEE EFF OHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds

LOL is this the same fat fuck

>>35890372
>>35889455

How will they fit into your run of the mills crematorium?

Assuming they manage to squeeze their body in, wouldn't the whole thing explode due to the cavity gas expansion due to boiling fat?

>>35891373
What I'm wondering is if they explode like a whale after death.

>>35891373

Thanks for reminding me about this news story.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786560/Crematorium-set-ablaze-800lb-body-created-flames-caused-ceiling-catch-fire.html
TLDR: Body had so much fat the resulting fire nearly burned down the building

>>35891373
they would have to cut him up first and put the chunks into different ones

>>35890944
It's one thing to provide taxpayer funded healthcare to senior citizens who have spent their lives in honest work. It's totally ridiculous to compare them to a lifelong neet who will never contribute.

Lifelong fatties and NEETs should be given lethal injections. That would be the only merciful option because it puts them out of their missery, releases their enablers from obligation, and lessens the burden on wagie society.

>>35891431
well, thank god, with my college education I won't ever have to be the one doing something like this, I think

>>35891440
But their enablers are paying taxes, and buying the food. So the economy is still working. Monetary injections through how much fucking food they eat.

>>35891332
That was just sad to watch senpai

I see a sad little boy who only knows to get attention through negative attention.

Except we weighs as much as a car and hasn't seen his dick in probably two decades.

>>35891569
You make a good point.

How do these people masturbate? Imagine not cumming for years...

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES! POP LIKE A FUCKING BALLOON

>>35891595
They masturbate by rubbing their fat folds together. There's a pic I saw a few months back but I didn't save it and I can't find it now

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>>35891417
kek, now I cannot get the sight of The Star-Spangled Banner playing and a semi transparent waving US flag layered over the footage while the whole mess' going down,

>>35890372
>I went to the bathroom

That implies getting up and walking to the room with a bath in it

>>35890419
fat fucks are a fetish in America.

You'll also see loads of fat bitches with skinny boyfriends or husbands that get ordered around

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

Not now. I just went to the gym

$200 if you can find his dick

>>35890595
then who would take care of him? he would actually die without her

>>35891721
>You'll also see loads of fat bitches with skinny boyfriends or husbands that get ordered around

Feeding is a fetish I simply cannot and will not ever understand. You're literally killing your partner slowly, and your reward is that you get to be seen as the person married to a giant fat slob who everybody makes fun of. Not to mention the smell and price of groceries every week.

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Imagine you are a mortician and one of these fat fucks find its way onto your daily quotas.

>>35891769
Also sometimes this

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23595533/ns/health-health_care/t/woman-sits-boyfriends-toilet-years/

>>35891837
Daily occurrence in Burgerstan

>>35890999
>being a fat obese slob who doesn't work is a choice

My guess is anyone that obese has mental and familial problems that overshadow their life. I think their behavior is horrible, but I also think writing off their behavior as a matter of personal choice or character is vastly oversimplifying the situation.

>>35889944
Fat people often are starving for specific nutrients. Fat people food tends to be very nutrient poor.

>>35891943
>My guess is anyone that obese has mental and familial problems that overshadow their life

My rebuttal is.... so? The majority of people in life have had something shitty happen to them. Do you think they just give up and become a fat obese slobmonster who lives purely off tax dollars? No.

Also, fuck you fatasses with your "eating is not a choice" bullshit. PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK.

>>35889944
The "root of the issue" is that these people are still alive. The show does a fine job making them feel like shit while doing nothing to help them, so they die faster. I see nothing wrong.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

oeikpoaifonon

>>35889944

Steven is an extreme outlier. Most of the patients on My 600 Pound Life make an effort to lose weight and end up losing at least a couple hundred pounds. Some even get all the way down to normal human weight.

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do they explode on cremating attempts?

>>35889638
>didn't read the filename

>>35891440
Purging is a slippery slope, addicting like the engineered-to-addict shit these nightmares eat.

>>35892213
I've read they mostly melt. Older crematoriums have had problems with flaming puddles going where they don't belong.

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>>35890372
aaah ma laiggg
>pop off james!

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!!!!!!!!!!2

Sometimes I wonder about the mindset of these "people" who get this fat.

Don't they look in the fucking mirror and see their fat, shitty, self? How can you look in the mirror when you're 300 lbs and think to yourself "I'm okay. This is fine and normal".

>>35892265
I'd imagine they have some sort of fat alarm.

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>>35892406
human mind is a truly curious thing, isn't it?

>>35890372
Pop off james!
Oreganolio marolio

>>35890372
pop off james

fuckxd

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>>35892406
their mindset is obviously abnormal, probably suicidal (indirect method as opposed to good old fashioned noose, gunshot, pills etc)

>>35892431
>>35892484
I've felt like shit about myself before. I've gone through days, weeks, months, where I felt like absolute garbage, to the point where I wanted to end myself. It's one thing to feel a bit suicidal. It's a completely different thing to become this amorphous blob of fucking fat.

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assuming proper storage and no increase consumption due to abundance

how long will a 4 members ( two kids) third world starving family last on one of these fat fucks?

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>>35892526
that sounds like some heavy shit mang, hope you're alright now

>>35892623
Solely eating him? Probably not long seeing how these fatties are between 40-50% body fat with flesh which is already rotting while they're alive.

>>35889455
You bulkan bro?

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>>35890372

>this disgusting fat piece of shit can get gf and a family, yet you can't

>>35890166
When will someone make a pepe and wojak out of this?

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>>35892623
do u rly wanna know, my fellow robot? from whence does this curiosity come, one wonders??


>3rd world country, or ur dining room?

>>35890372
Pop off james!
No tendies for you!

>>35892692
it's fitting a small niche

that's why I always encourage people to try, this one is literally written on the face, but a lot of niches aren't physical so you should try, you never know

>>35892740
morbidly obese curiosity, you may say

>>35890576
Anon they aren't attracted to him, they're attracted to his center of mass and the gravitational field around it.

>>35892692
obviously you must become a disgusting fat piece of shit, duh

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!
haaHAAA

>>35889885
He probably shat or pissed the bed on purpose. He sounds like a total asshole.

>>35890372
'POP OFF JAMES!'

jycjjkuvcjyfdxtrxutxuiyriycxiytvouvoyuvirur

>>35892786

thats not what /fit/ told me.

>>35890843
Morbidly obese women get jobs. They write feminist blogs about how theyre oppresses.

>>35892874

>/fit/ is full of incels whose gains are only noticed by men
>James has a gf
Actions speak louder than words

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES
Origino

>>35890539
Nah the doctor is Iranian

>>35892692
It's because he lowered his standards.

>>35892916
Not only is James an 800lb NEET with barnacles on his legs, he has zero willpower and couldn't stick to a reasonable diet even after having a heart attack. Instead, he threw a tantrum until his gf broke down and ordered Chinese takeout.

Basically, you're either born likeable or not. It doesn't matter what you do.

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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

origgio

>>35890576
Here, anon. Have a burger.

>>35893133

James looks like he would be handsome if he was a healthy weight

>>35893111
>It's because he lowered his standards.

My standards are low:
>hygenic
>not fat

that's it.

>>35892916
To be fair, you wouldn't want his gf.

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>>35892707
Gotchu famalamadindong

>>35893199
Well if you don't have a girlfriend then you need to lower your standards or increase your worth. It's that simple.

>>35893259
The leading cause of nogf is failing to even apply.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES

blaha hablsdfhas

Man, if I ever got this bad I'd do everything I could to just get put on a 24/7 morphine infusion until I lost wait from the lack of appetite or just fucking died.

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>>35893343

It's mostly a number problem. Look how bad it is out west,

>>35893252
Thanks familiar, excellent pepe.

>>35893401
We really need another war to thin out these Chads

>>35893442
This. The proxy conflicts have ruined selection.

>>35889623
the STATE of this family's genetic pool

why are they allowed to breed?

>>35893442
Women would still fail to break into your home and ask you out, and that's the only way most robuts would get a gf.

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>>35893199
His gf is a fat mom 20 years older than him who cheated on her abusive husband with him.

>>35893401
Fuck me, I have to get out of Los Angeles if I ever want a gf.

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How much longer till this guy keels over?

>>35893401

The south is only filled with more single women because black bitches don't really date

>>35893564
Hopefully he can get his surgery and it he'll live longer. Boogie/Steve is cool.

>>35893593

A fat fence sitting manchild who spends all of his money on toys with no opinion of his own who constantly makes up excuses is cool to you?

>>35893564
His older skits/francis shit was hilarious. He kinda lost me after he started crying about his weight and all that. Still love him tho.

What happens if this guy has to go to prison? Do they need to put him in a special cell? He probably can't even go to the cafeteria to eat.

>>35893593
Boogie is a worthless cunt that should drop dead. Guy gets offered free workout programs from numerous people and rejects them all, then bitches about how he's not losing weight. Then he has the fucking temerity to bitch about his health insurance being expensive.

>>35893681

House arrest, some fat cunt in emxico killed her kid and had that happen.

>>35893689
>bitch about his health insurance being expensive.
Idk why he's bitching, I'm the one paying for it

>>35893691
But then nothing changes. It's not a punishment at all!

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>>35893705

PAY FOR MY FUCKING HEALTH INSURANCE!!!

>>35889455
I wanna watch this shit. Anyone have a link?

This comment may have been original, but it doesn't seem like it would be, so this is just in case.

>>35890264
I don't understand this either. I used to be around 120-30 and then I went full NEET and ate whatever the fuck I wanted. I'm at 240 and have been around that for the past few years. I literally never exercise and continue to eat whatever and I still don't gain any more weight. Do these people literally stuff themselves until they are practically sick and don't ever throw up from over eating?

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

origansfmncllayomayo

>>35893813
People that fat eat throughout the entire day. Like there's not a 15 minute period where they're not eating something. Their meals are also huge. Then you have to account for their drinks which pass through their stomach really fast but contain a staggering amount of calories.

People that fat know they're killing themselves, they just don't care

>>35889455
does anyone have a link?

I did find this lol: https://youtu.be/ASGkG7mdIs4

>>35890372
LEEESUH I NEED MY
EGGROLLS
pop off james

>>35893851
I'm the same way, but I guess I just get full easily and I end up throwing up if I do eat too much. I sit on the computer all day and I would consider myself an emotional eater but I can't imagine eating even every hour of the day. I guess a lot of them learned it when they were young? I had normal-ish eating habits until I was a teen and didn't get fat till I was 20 so maybe that's why.

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>eats 2 breakfasts
>gets back on the road to Houston
>2 hours later

DAD IM FUCKING HUNGRY

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>>35894057
Can't believe that dad puts up with his fatass 30+ year old NEET sons' shit

>>35894290
>>35894057

I missed the first 15 minutes of the episode but did it explain what happened to their mother or why his dad is such a pussy enabler?

link where

oorgina

>>35894383
Mom was a drunkard who ran off on them

>>35894383

the mom ran off with another guy and was an alcoholic the dad is just a cuck

>>35890372
here is your >you fag
POP OFF JAMES

>>35894383

Mom is an alcohol. Dad reminds me of Jesse Slaughter's dad.

>>35892229
oh okay lmao

>>35893252
Needs a wojak on the nurse

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>>35889455
Jim did a video on him years ago
https://youtu.be/-83nEuXTjBE
He's hopeless

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>35891169
no apparently from the last thread we already know they gave up from his facebook

>>35893593
>>35893564
He announced on twitter that a doctor accepted him for surgery. He hasn't made a video about it yet because he knows people are going to fuck with him. I think he said the earliest the surgery could happen is in June or July.

>>35894821
jim is a faggot and he can go back to his forum

oh, look at me, I'm a """"""""cultural critic"""""". watch me compete for outrage views with the other shit-stirrer fuckups. it's not like Gawker did this first and then we had to burn it down or anything.

>>35892623
>implying anyone wants to eat fatty meat
imagine the fat on a steak but its nothing but that

>>35894976
Wrong. He's been accepted for a CONSULTATION, not the surgery. During the consultation, the doctor is going to determine whether fatfuck can stick on diet and lose weight to determine whether boogie is worth doing surgery for.

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>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

phew, staved off leprosy and the gains goblin for another night

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES

FAT FAGGOT

>>35890166
kek the nurse is fat as fuck too. I hope shoving her hands into Nurgle's disease cauldron has woken her up.

You're talking about his girlfriend and kids(?) but this fat fuck seems pretty fucking gay

>>35895248
They are talking about a different guy, James.

Can someone please link the episode

>>35892023
I don't know, anyone choosing that sort of life has obviously had some sort of malfunction in their brains. It looks like the most miserable existence that I can't help feel sorry for them, even if it is self-inflicted

Jesus, the way he spoke to that nurse trying to help him made me angry

>>35895412

He literally through piss at the Indian lady. Makes me sad desu

>>35890853
underradered

origorilla

>>35892234
Better to purge too many than too few, I say.

>>35889623
>He verbally abuses and bullies the guy in OP.
You have it backwards. Steven manages to abuse and bully his brother even without the benefit of being able to walk

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES! Hope you die a horrific death senpai

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE
Holy shit I almost forgot about that fucker

>>35895436
Her family didn't escape the designated shitting streets and her become a nurse for this

>>35890372
>>35890419

Yeah I know, it's like fucking how? How does this fat fuck have these nice things? Humans are so weird about judging people. They have sympathy for people who destroy themselves on purpose and no sympathy for people who get destroyed through no fault of their own.

I wonder if fat people trigger some primal mechanism that makes the monkey inside of think they're some kind of huger monkey we need to listen to. That's the only way I can explain it.

>>35891721

>You'll also see loads of fat bitches with skinny boyfriends or husbands that get ordered around

Hahahahaha.

So true dude. Too true that people are in flat out denial about it. Maybe it depends on where you live too, here in the South I definitely see more fat/chubby/potato-sack-for-a-body girls with tall, skinnier/fitter dudes who fatty treats like shit and nags and bosses around. I guess maybe their parents were like?

I'd rather be alone than have my life dictated by a fat girl. I've already had my life ruined by fat bitches in every other facet of life.

>>35890166
>Best guess for this image: Muscle
Google thinks hes fucking RIPPED

>>35894976
What fucking surgery can he possibly have at that size?

>>35895946
One of the edgier Youtubers I've seen in quite awhile

Reminds me of Kevin from The Office

>Okay Pam but what about second lunch and second dinner?

>>35890595
they are practically leechin off the disability from the fatties

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

originaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee robotoooooooo

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!
holy sweet flying fuck

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES.
Christ that pic is fucking disgusting.

>>35896332
Only normies watch sitcoms :^)

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>>35889455
>>35889623
>>35889779
>>35890166
>>35890231
>>35890372
what the FUCK am I looking at
I hope these fucking creatures simply disappear so that the environment doesn't have to deal with them when they die.

>>35896378

That show was great t b h

Season 2-6 are gold. Also not normie at all besides a few parts honestly. Creed is life. Dwight is like r9k

>>35896401
lol anon ur just lik shelder xD

>>35890372
pop off james you fucking fuck

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES

rgrgrgrgrgr

>>35895302
+1
olruiginal

>>35893199
>My standards are low:
>>hygenic
>>not fat
Way to disqualify 80 of the single women out there.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

God that is so fucking vile I hope his kid gets taken away from him, either that or he dies.

>>35896651
he'll die. hey did anyone notice in his episode that they kept going on about how poor they are yet they had the money to order in every night as wellas having a PS4 AND an XB1 in their crappy Houston apartment living room.

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>>35896241
I've noticed it multiple times too, you'll see some people who don't want to save themselves with family and friends that care for them but here am I, escaped NEETdom to land a good job, lost 30kg, started combating my autism but still no one with whom I can share some of my life.

It's gotten to the point where I even feel like shit going into those "last text a girl sent you" threads because I know nobody ever cared for me like that and I fear nobody ever will.

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>>35890372
>Fritz, get the gas
POP OFF JAMES

Free will doesn't exist. You mock people for their fates, and even that isn't your choice. You were born to mock these fatties and they were born to be mocked.

>>35896953
What about people who turn their life around ? They were born to be mocked and after that be happy ? You're free to believe whatever you think, but you don't know what you were born "for" until the day you die, so you might as well try. Who knows, maybe you were born to live a fulfilling life after years of struggle.

>>35896986

>What about people who turn their life around ? They were born to be mocked and after that be happy ?

If that's what happened, then yes. You know what you were born for the instant it happens. It happens constantly. I was born to type this message.

>>35889455
Where can I watch this?!?!!?

oregano

>>35889885
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

I love the fact that he is forced to sit in his own feces and urine for 30 minutes. LOL

>>35890372
pop off james
yukk

>>35897022
Even if that were true, what makes you so sure what you were born for ? I'll agree that there's cases were the cards you were dealt with upon birth are overwhelmingly bad and that wouldn't have happened if our society didn't have so much pathological altruism (refusing to abort kids with birth defects).
However, even if people aren't born equal the vast majority are born with surmountable problems. There's one thing that will always be necessary though and it's the will to make it.

>>35897272

>what makes you so sure what you were born for ?

Because it's what happened. Nothing exists outside of cause and effect anon. Being ignorant of your future does not mean your future is not determined.

>>35891345
Lel its the same

>>35890372
Pop off James

LOL I'm glad he has these digusting things on his body. He's such a douche he deserves it. His personality is a direct reflection of his body.

>>35889455
i love this show

there's no redemption for any of them, they're all going to die very soon

there's no coming back from that much weight. even if they pulled off a miracle they would just look like a deflated beachball

they will never know what it's like to live normal lives, there's no chance to ever experience themselves in peak condition even if they lost 400 lbs they would still look fucked up

>>35897308
Even if our future is determined, there's still no way to be sure what it will be. I'll continue to live my life and try to improve myself every day.

>>35891332
>all those butthurt wagecucks raging in the comments
lmao

>>35896241
Let me guess, you're someone who has been destroyed "through no fault of your own"

>>35890372
die

origami salami

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

Originoli

>>35890372
Pop off, James!

originally of course

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES

ahhhhhhh

>>35890372
pop off james?

yuck

>>35890576

This post made me laugh and cry.

I need to jerk off

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>>35890853
Had to. His last few years have been terrible and he's not looking at his peak anymore.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES desu origami boi

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https://youtu.be/-83nEuXTjBE?t=4m46s

>>35889455
WELCOME TO CAPITALISM

ENJY YOUR STAY

>>35889455
You get one life and then you die.
The people who choose to live theirs like this make me angry.
The sooner they die the better.

>>35891896
Wtf i can't even imagine it!

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

Yea, I said it

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>>35892707
i tried my best
ori

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>>35890372

POP OFF JAMES

STOP EATING SO MUCH

>>35890372
Pop off James you piece of shit

>>35890372
Pop off James!

You digusting human being of a creature

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!
oregan

>>35890372
Fuck fuck fukc pop off James

>>35900813
its good but pepe needs to be smug. him pooping on wojak would be a nice touch but thats optional

>>35890372
Pop off James i like being slim

POP OFF JAMES

jebaited

>>35891521
>But their enablers are paying taxes
The enablers are paying their own taxes, not their own plus the taxes for the giant living garbage pile in the living room.

>>35890372
I'm not supersticious but... pop off james!

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES
You very original fat piece of shit

>>35893681
they are used as walls during yard time to seperate the whites from the blacks and latinos to prevent racewars
technically its not segregation since those are just other prisoners having yard time who happen to block of the whites blacks and latinos from oneanother

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>>35889455
>w why don't we get free healthcare like everybody else!!

this is why, fat fucks that can't take care of themselves and then would expect to be taken care of with tax paid big macs

How is this guy getting money? Is he on disability? How the fuck can you get disability just for being fat?

They should really take away his disability if he doesn't lose weight on a schedule a doctor sets. Paying this man is just unacceptable, disability is supposed to be for folks that cannot work for reasons out of their control.

>>35890372
Pop off, james
Seriously now though just what the fuck

>>35889455
>My 600lb Life
> (800lbs)
this triggers me

>>35890372
pop off james! boyyyyzz

This have to be the only people in human history that would become more healthy after being sent to a gulag.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!
fuck you origiengfe

>>35893401
Ohio here! It is really easy to find a single girl fyi!

>>35904077

It triggers me when they have people who weigh under 600 pounds. It's cheating me out of fat kino. We're getting an extra 800 pounds with Steven (his additional 200 pounds plus his 600 pound /v/irgin brother).

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>>35902884

>tfw don't live in society where we don't let the weak die

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES god damn it

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

jhgghjg

Anyone else feel like this is a legal way to murder someone?
>oh yes Dr Now, I'll make sure this piece of shit follows his diet. ; -)
>i had to buy all those pizzas for my big fat boy who I WUB TO DEATH
Imagine the sick pleasure you could get from telling a person he's killing himself while at the same time overfeeding him. Or cleaning his wounds with iodine. Amazing.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES U FAT WHALE CUNT

>>35889623
>He verbally abuses and bullies the guy in OP.

to be fair he deserves it.

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>>35904756
I used to be 500lbs (350lbs now) and at that point my family had given up on me

I used to live with my younger brother (22 at the time I was 24, its been 3 years) who is a semi successful IT worker, and he fucking hated me. He fully admitted he was trying to cause my heart attack as soon as possible. He used to feed me shit food all the time knowing I couldn't resist, he would come dressed as a clown, throw a pie in my face then laugh when I ate the pie off the bedsheets, he would throw nutella at me and whichever country the stain looked like is the country I'd have my takeaway from. He even designed a heart rate app which laughed when it reached over 120BPM

Luckily I sorted myself out and might live to see 50.

>>35905828
I can't believe this. you're a great writer, i loved your text and I really laughed at the clown part

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES

eggroll

>>35889574
classic absolutely classic
Medepdropfpgkfk

>>35902884
>How the fuck can you get disability just for being fat?
It's literally a thing in America.

>>35905828
Im honestly curious on how someone that large perceives their heart
I've had a lot of relatives die young from heart disease and now and then I get worried that I might die young as well
Do you feel your body weighing on it?
Does it skip beats? How does it feel?

>>35904756
And yet who's paying for his food and cleaning up his shit covered bed and wiping off his feces from his body with a sponge? You.

>>35905828
I really want this to be real and be an episode plot on my 600lb life

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

Why is adding extra words to your post allowed just to bypass the original comment filter, everybody should be more original.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES! I REALLY DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE THAT GUY! YOU BETTER NOT MUTE ME AGAIN! PLEASE I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE THAT FAT WEIRD LEG GUY!

>piss bottles

His arms are not long enough to reach around his fat. How does he even do it?

>>35906534
He can just make satchels of flab to hold the urine

>As of March 17, 2017, all but one of the patients involved in this series are still alive despite their potentially life-threatening condition of morbid obesity. Henry Foots, who was featured in season 1, died of an illness unrelated to his weight loss surgery in 2013.

I guess they need to be exceptional to even make it to that weight?

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES

IM SAFE NOW

>>35889455
Is it illegal to feed an immobile obese person nothing but water, vegetables, fruit, fish and grilled chicken if they are stuck in your home? Like, if they beg you for pizza, twinkies and soda, but you leave them in a room with nothing but healthy food?

Could someone go to prison for that?

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES
IM NEVER OVEREATING AGAIN I DONT WANT NECROSIS UNLESS IT'S ON MY FACE CAUSE THAT WOULD LOOK COOL BUT NOT ON MY LEGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35906799
Nah
As long as you dont starve them

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES! ortginasilfnleahng

>>35893367
WTF you can get appetite increase on opiates
Ate a footlong sub bag of chips donuts and a bag of yogurt pretzels today noddi

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>>35896289
>>35890166
>>35889455

Kek this is what I got

Best guess for this image: animal

>>35899497
>You get one life and then you die.
I thought you were then gonna say 'So live it however you want and don't care what anyone else thinks'

But nope

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>>35906399
Wagecucks when will they learn. Steven is cucking all tax payers haha, dude is the hero we need.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

origg

>>35899332
I bet his dad struggles with the desire to push the SUV into the river every day

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>>35889576
Lets just hope that he'll live for a little longer.
I'm afraid that this guy will create a super massive black hole when he collapses.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!
organelle

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>>35891320
But we're still the shitstains of society

>>35896132
Looloolooolool

>>35890372
Pop off James
Awwwww my leg

>>35890853
NARI NARI NARI

>>35890372
Honestly, it's more humane to just euthanise people like this. Especially when their own kid has to drop out of school to wipe up his shit, wash his fat rolls and feed him to death.

>>35889455
I should start some worth of obese daycare with personal rooms and reinforced beds where they leave the obese people all day with a computer so they can entertain themselves and a couple nurses bring them their diet appropriate food and clean them
Uncle Sam can foot the bill and I can charge the family a fortune if they want them to stay at night
I would get rich

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>>35889455
Who here bets he is robot? Like, not even rather or not he post here, but if we speak to him how fluid would his conversations be?

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES

AND GIBE ME A QT GF

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>>35906395
>how does it feel
Oh the feels
>how does it feel
Oh my goddddddd Anon
>how do you think it feels how do you think it feels desperate and it's hard
It feels sooooooo fucking good to lose weight and get strong and get high and eat a bunch of food and jack off.......

>>35906399
Firehose time.

>>35907242

So basically a fat camp?

I think the person who creates a center specifically for neets will get rich. We are quickly turning into Japan and i can see the neet epidemic growing in the future.

>>35889623
>He verbally abuses and bullies the guy in OP.

I would too if I was his brother.

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35890372
Pop off james you fat shieeet

>>35897466
There was one girl posted on here who did such a turn around that she not only looks attractive but she's underweight. I think every now and then someone cares but most of the fucks will die an they deserve it.

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>>35905828
>He would come dressed as a clown, throw a pie in my face then laugh when I ate the pie off the bedsheets.

Holy fuck that made me laugh out loud. Here, have some boipucci.

>>35889455
>He lives in my fucking state

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES!

salami sandwich

I don't understand why anyone would keep supporting or feeding them.

It's not like they can get out of bed to feed themselves. Just fucking let them rot in their own filth until they either die or get their act together.

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>>35889488
I'm pretty sure they're only doing it to trigger people like you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES
giutdgjurdgh

>>35890372

POP OFF JAMES

you pop right off

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>tfw body mass index 30
>tfw eat as much as i want every day
>tfw never go beyond 30
>tfw doctor said im perfectly healthy in every aspect
>tfw smoke and drink daily
>tfw can still perfectly do gardening and anything i need
>neet
>never worked 1 day in my life still get 2.000 euros a month for doing absolutely nothing
>also free healthcare and meds

Are you mad yet wages?

>>35890372
POP OFF JAMES YOU COMMIE FUCK!

>>35889488
You do realize those are not really neets who do that right? It's b8, people trying to keep kids out of the world. The fast food advertisements didn't tip you off?

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>>35910508
>>35909886

I guarantee Steven Assanti posts here and makes wagie b8ing threads