Storytime /b/ >be me >sophomore at uni >shut in STEM

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Storytime /b/
>be me
>sophomore at uni
>shut in STEM major
>one autist friend tells me about a co op party going on Saturday night
>decide to say fuck it and do it live
>go and walk inside a small co-op
>smells like weed and at least 5 dudes are clearly gay
>stick it out because autist hope or something
>9/10 qt starts looking for someone
>ask if I can help
>she says sure and she's looking for her friend
>start talking about majors and stuff


>fast foward an hour or so
>people are dancing around and there's some strippers that live at the co-op stripping on a pole
>start dancing with qt and trying not to look retarded
>get close, make it clear im riskin it for the biscuit
>"I hate this song, wanna just chill on the couch?"
>oh shit
>go to couch and talk a bit, qt mentions she wants more alcohol, but I drank my last beer because I thought giving a girl my last beer was retarded
>stripper sits next to us on the couch
>"are you guys together"
>"no we just met" - me
>"I need some more alcohol" - qt
>"I have some tequila in the back" - stripper
>stripper takes qt into a back room in the co op
>qt never comes back out
>30 minutes later stripper is walking around
>"Hey, did you think I was doing something sketchy?"
>"Were you?"
>the fuck
>"No, qt just hasn't come back yet"
>"Oh yea you were making her uncomfortable"
>"oh"
>leaves and goes home eternally pissed
>got cockblocked by a stripper