>"Hey, do you wanna have sex?"
>"Yeah! I'll be over right after work!"
>"Ohh... Actually, I have things I need to do. Maybe some other time."
EVERY! FREAKING! TIME!
>>35887639
>tfw ywn have sex with honkers
why even love live
>>35887656
This is a known and dire feel
>>35887639
maybe your ass smells, try using enema
>>35887639
Tfw i get nervous and don't get hard from other people.
>>35887682
Real talk. Does enema really get rid of ass smells?
>>35887709
if you have a gaping asshole, then yes
>>35887656
>tfw wrote a 40,000 word story about having sex with mu's, just so I would have an idea of what it would feel like.
>>35887736
>tfw Nico will never tie you down and dominate you like the useless slab of meat that you are
>to the point where people will willingly have sex with him