if you were sentenced to 6 months in jail but you had one day

Hello my polish friend

>>35882108
hello, would you go into hiding or let them put you in jail? you have to be honest

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>>35882068
Go out to a nice buffet and see a movie. Also toward the last few hours I would be playing Xbox. Either that or I would drive to Texas to see my family one last time before I go. Driving is 14 hours away. I could fly too but I haven't done it yet. What about you OP? Anyone else?

>>35882068
Id fuckijg skip state and go somewhere warm and be homeless

Walk into Canada

>>35882173
I decided I will go into hiding, they will start looking for me on friday, but I wanted to know other people's opinion

>>35882068
Pay an escort to take a shit in front of me and allow me to wipe her ass while jacking off, honestly.

It's 6 months. You'll be fine.

Learn to play poker and sleep 20 hours a day.

>>35882239
Why hide? It'd only make it worse and probably extend your sentence. I say just get it over with.
>>35882255
Just do what he said. Seems fine. It's just 6 months and you're out.

>>35882199
You can do it.
>be me
>los angeles
>hop on the bus during morning commute rush
>driver is usually too much in a hurry to worry about me having a tap card
>mcdonald's on MLK and Vermont has cheeseburger and small drink for $2.49
>weed card is $45 per year
>some dispensaries give free weekly/monthly "compassion" for homeless or disabled patients
>hang out at bus stops and smoke weed, don't get in trouble
>sleep on #4 bus from DTLA to Santa Monica at night
>usually takes over an hour to get from one end to the other, allowing comfy catnaps
>24hr mcdonald's are chill about sink baths during 3rd shift as long as you buy a coffee first
>only gets down to 45 on the coldest nights
>hardly ever rains

comfy here desu

>>35882255
>>35882288
It's Polish prison though

plus he's going in for pizza related shit

>>35882296
I'm going to be homeless in NYC I hope it's like this

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>>35882313
Fuck... Then idk my man. How bad can it be? Could really be any worse than our jails in the US? Worse because of pizza?

>>35882366
I imagine it will be like Russian jail

>>35882407
You're on your own here my dude. I have no idea. Sorry and good luck my friend.

>>35882068
I was in for 16 months and just played vidya the day before I get sentenced

>>35882514
where are you from, how was it

>>35882575
UK. Pretty boring but could manage it

>>35882509
I'm not him, I just remember he was talking about it on /int/

>>35882594
What for? Do you get internet access?

>>35882068
you should hide somewhere originally

>>35882651
Threats to kill and no of course not kek

>>35882683
Is it hard to get a job with that on record?

>>35882651
internet access in jail? man its not norway

>>35882676
I will, thankfully it's getting warm now so I can manage

>>35882068
what did you do fucking do?

>>35882360
>homeless in NYC
I hope you don't intend to beg for cash

>>35882068
i would just kill myself, originally ofc

>>35882722
Nope I'm not asking just taking

>>35882767
Kek how devilsh

>>35882767
I hope you don't stab me when I look the other way, Mr. Dirt E Homelessmen.

>>35882068
just fuck off to pidorussia or urkaine

>>35882068
>buy bat
>layer up mAaaaaad
>wait for 5-0
>use bat
>immune to non lethal force
>suey side by 5-0

>>35882068
If you go in and don't want to get into trouble with people just ask for 'self max' so you can have a room to yourself and don't have to be around anyone.

Time stands still in places like that. It will test you mentally like never before. But it is possible to do. Just extremely painful

>>35882892
you're a big prisoner