>Great news everyone, we're having class OUTSIDE TODAY!

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>that time he died

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>>35882003
Now is your chance anon RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

>>35882003
You don't like going outside? It boosts your immune system and just generally makes you healthier. I wish I could live outside.

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>"I'm letting you choose your groups for this assignment!"
>everyone cheers

>>35882105
Ok, i ran away. Now what?

>>35882161
i dunno? fap?

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>>35882105
>tfw I did this whenever our class was going outside
just kept walking at the back and walked away when no one was looking
i don't think they even noticed I was gone since no one ever confronted me with that
it hurts even more when I realize it

You are all good human beings

oh boo hoo, OP had to go outside at school.

>good news Anon, you get to work OUTSIDE today!
>work meaning rake gravel out of the grass that got kicked in from the snow plow because the fuckers are too cheap to pave the parking lot
>power broom (pic related) decides to stop working so rake, rake, rake, shovel, rake
>body sore
>starts raining

>you will work manual labor for the rest of your life
>you will never come home to a thicc qt wife

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

>>35882679
should have gone to college then. lot more comfy than manual labor.

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>>35882679
forgot pic

works bretty gud, when it isn't broken. heavy as fuck tho

>>35882697
then I'd be in debt and still probably working manual labor after not finding a job in my field

>>35882003
>pick grass
>"Anon, stop that!"

>>35882003
I don't like standing

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>you will never be that respectable everyman blue collar guy with a house and wife and kids

>you're stuck being that weirdo loser socially inept guy who works blue collar because that was the only option

>>35882796
Start learning how to use your hands.

>>35882808
use hands for what

>>35882826
for my dick
original joke

>>35882826
Craft, fix things. Become self-reliant. You will become confident in yourself. Women will see you as a man who knows himself. That gets them wetter than any Chad.

>>35882841
kek

my hands are in a monogamous relationship with my dick

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>>35882854
reminded me of RedGreen

>>35882003
>*normies erupt into a cacophony of ear splitting shreiks as the teacher leads us outside*
I wanted to die every time this happened.

>captcha: wanner school

>>35882003
>normie classmates are excited because tomorrow is SPORTS DAY
>for you it's public humiliation day

>>35882890
Women want a man to provide.
A man wants to provide.
A Chad gives the impression that he is able to provide, but will fail them.

Become a man that can build a hut. They'll give you their eggs.

>>35882996
what kind of woman is gonna want to live in a hut?