Why's she so hard to orbit? If you try to talk to her she

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>taking pride in being an orbiter

>>35880998
haha, wow, this is a new reality. Please let me know more about all this friend.

How do you orbit her?

>>35880998
yeah its difficult i know. like i literally offer her free gifts and money to let me orbit her, and ask nothing in return, and i get blocked. these are hard times we are living in.

>>35881162
really? the key is to be edgy towards her. i sent her a homemade bomb in the mail, with a cute letter attached with directions on where to place it in the school she was going to for maximum damage. she thought it was funny, and when i messaged her and told her it was me, she gave me her number and we text occasionally now.

>>35881162
Please be larping, I refuse to believe there are people actually this omega

>>35881346
thats a clever idea man! i wish i had that kind of originality

What's her snapchat? How are u guys even talking to her?

>>35881451
Instagram DM or kik for those who have it

>>35880998
I haven't orbited a girl since the 9th grade. I find the act disgusting and pitiful.

>>35882372
Fork over the kik anon. I want some new gore

>>35882464
It's qwekjl the last time I checked

>>35882372
whats her instagram ?

captcha:dog

bumping for instagram link

>>35885049
Chris? Is that you? Why are you here on r9k?

>>35885049
Twocopiesofinfintejest from what I remember

>>35885070
i couldnt find her,give me the link pls

>>35880998

Because she only wants Chad. Duh.

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captcha: sin

>>35880998

>actively wanting to be an orbiter?

Jesus you guys are cucks, do you wanna clean the jizz off her face with a wet wipe after shes done with her boyfriend you fucking cuckolds?

>>35886067
They probably do want to do that. Don't encourage them