How do you fuck your fleshlight in a comfy missionary position?

>>35880820
LOL fucking faggot, try getting laid some time

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>>35880820
You should post pics of you using it, for reference so I can give better advice of course

>>35880820
Stuff it into a sneaker.

My friend told me...

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>>35881729
I second this! Maybe even a video would help?

>>35880820
Is this another subliminal message from the onahole company lol

>>35880820

Stuff it between the mattress and box spring and put the laptop on top of the mattress. Then get on your knees and do your thing.

>>35881956
Why can't I be that innovative I'm so stupid. I even saw this thread on Reddit where this guy planted a weed plant in a cut off weed branch

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I'm not OP but I have one too. They feel pretty good to cum inside.

>>35882220
But you won't get missonary style.

>>35882291
I got bored of mine and went back to my hand.

>>35881729
>>35882130
http://i.imgur.com/eQJGrFM.jpg
>>35882472
I kinda do the same. I only use it really when I get super horny. Like when I'm high or something

>>35880820
I stuff it between the couch cushions. I can get some real good daddy grunts going, from how good it feels if I position it so that I'm fucking downwards.

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>>35882555
would suck and take

tfw no r9k bf

>>35882656
i(originally)ktf

>>35882656
I'm way to dominant to be a bottom.

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>>35882555
>tfw fetish for uncut dicks and onaholes

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>>35882717
I used to have a tenga but I tossed it cause it's super fucking loud.

Hopefully uploading this video from my phone works... And it doesnt. Oh well. Take this picture of my cat instead.

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>>35880820
You could literally buy an artificial ass for like 50 bucks or less.
>37 dollars

>>35882934
Don't they cost like $200?

>>35882965
Yes.

Rghdtcbdsrbdt

>>35882644
>hi i failed reading comprehension in school

OP said missonary.

>>35882965
I literally said 37.

>>35883767
I can't find any for that cheap

>>35883662
I reread to make sure.

Naw, you can still simulate missionary, this way. I put the lap top on the back of the couch, against the wall. I can also put pillows on either side of the cushion's crack to simulate my hips slapping in to legs.

Use your imagination, friend.