I'm a girl who has a fat fetish and I want to have sex with

>>35880549
Are you that girl who's obsessed with thick women and makes a thread about it every single fucking day? Get some help dyke

>>35880587
No, I'm not lol

Become a delivery driver.
A certain percentage of the customer base HAS to get food delivered because they are physically incapable of leaving their house or care facility.

By the way- care facility- just like a retard or a 99 year old- death's fucking door, the saddest people in the world- you're basically a fucking necrophile.

>>35880656
Fuck you. I'm being serious...

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Well anon you've come to the right place.

>>35880771
I'm being serious, I was a delivery driver and I handed out piles of food to people who looked like faces drawn on waterbeds, I kind of felt like I was helping them commit suicide and sometimes I'd tear up on the way back to the shop.

>>35880882
Well I want decent looking girls before that point

I'm a guy with a fat fetish and feabie is a very good site for what you want

>>35880549
Why are you asking /r9k/ how to get laid?
>Go to /adv/