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Why does my barber always talk to me and ask me questions while

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Why does my barber always talk to me and ask me questions while he's cutting my hair? Why does he point out obvious things like "boy, it's hot today", how am I supposed to respond to that without just saying "yeah".
Why can't he just leave me alone?
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>>35880193
Because normies think if 2 or more people are in close proximity they always have to be talking about something.
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>>35880193
Tell him about switching from deodorant to anti perspirant and how it made a big difference to the sweat in your pits. After you laugh then you can tell him that you heard they had prescription strength stuff at the pharmacy and that you want to try some.

Easy peasy
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just close your eyes and hope he gets the idea. i sometimes do that
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>>35880346
I forgot to add that you can also tell him how when its hot you have to walk with your arms out like a gorilla so that you can keep a breeze on your pits
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>>35880363
>just close your eyes

is this normal? sounds funny
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>>35880193
Mine knows how awkward I am and gave up talking to me. It's almost worse in a way
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>>35880500
just try it next time. dont let anxiety get to you because it's "weird" and "funny" . it's not
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Just start moaning sexually while you answer his questions. Make sure to make eye contact in the mirror as well.
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>>35880193
Kek anon.

I'd say just hum and drop
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